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List by Guste_LT posted hace más de un año
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1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is dado to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask tu any preguntas tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick tu out stare at them through the window and make faces.
10.Bring your own comida and them to heat it up for you
11.Quietly ask them if it’s poisonous to eat the urinal cakes
12.After tu say each item say, “Can tu hear me now? Good!”
13.Play your mp3 player really loud and start yelling “I can’t hear you” whenever they say something
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List by Guste_LT posted hace más de un año
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30 Ways To Annoy your Teachers ^_^
(Making your teachers turn red with anger , guaranteed *thumbs up*)
WARNING: MAY CAUSE SUSPENSION, DETENTION, o ANYTHING ELSE THAT ENDS WITH -ION.)


1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as tu walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at tu for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like l (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t tu wearing shoes” tu reply por standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.
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Opinion by shutyourface posted hace más de un año
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don't worry this articulo is not about oveja o bananas it is about a más serious matter.

this is a debate and i want everyone lectura this
escritura a comentario about what tu think is write o wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go


what came first

the egg

o the chicken?

thats my debate and i want EVERYONE who's a fan
of misceláneo to write what they think is right


and become a fan of me and become a fan of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
o the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
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Opinion by shutyourface posted hace más de un año
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i amor bananas but i mention that in
everything i do.......so........um.......

I
LOVE
SHEEP
WE
LOVE
SHEEP


LET ME HEAR tu SAY


C.....................O....................W


wait that says cow?


well anyway i amor sheep


I've seen a oveja eat a plátano


both of those things i love



I










LOVE










SHEEP!!!!




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LOVE















BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!




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Opinion by shutyourface posted hace más de un año
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A PIE IS A PIE BUT A PIE IS A PIE SO
WHAT IS A PIE BECAUSE A PIE IS A PIE?
that is the question

cereza, cerezo pie
manzana, apple pie
CHICKEN pie

those are the best pies ever



but

i


love




plátano



WE
LOVE
BANANA

I




LOVE



plátano




SHEEP



COW



ROOF



BAAAAAAA




MOOOOOOOO





MEOWWWWWW





NAYYYY





HELLO


I




LIKE




PIE



but the plátano and pie





died

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Opinion by smileyfaceddude posted hace más de un año
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Apples are stinky apples


Apples poooop apples hp sauce chicken

I am a mumifia I am watching New moon


Elephants and lollipops cokacola!


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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP Edward cullen



Chiken chiken




pooooop

WTF stands for Wheres the fudge!?!?






Cinamon peacocks



SAM ULEY! lobo man



HDGUHBDFJVNJNNVHJBHJHCVBHJHHV!

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Da deep blue manzana, apple charlie the unicorn poop
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Opinion by shutyourface posted hace más de un año
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so i dicho
yo
and he dicho
what
so i said
yo
and he dicho
what
so i dicho
yo
and he said
what
so i dicho
yo
and he dicho
what
so i dicho
yo
and he said
what do tu want from me
and i said
a


ba




na
an
a


A plátano


please write a quote because i worked so hard

and i amor this
and
i wish it could be a great seller

so




WRITE SOMETHING TODAY!



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BANANA!
I



LOVE



plátano



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Fan fiction by meow_girl posted hace más de un año
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*One night,Selena,Demi and Taylor were having a concert.And Miley was there for some reason.*

In the middle of true friends Joe Jonas ran on stage,knocked the guitarra player (Billy rayo, ray Cyrus) off the stage,Breaking his leg.

Miley:That was my dad!You ass!

Joe:Yeah no one cares.Demi,Selena,Taylor I amor tu all!

Miley:What about me?

Joe:What about tu man whore?

Miley:I'm a girl!

Joe:That's not what your boyfriend said!

Miley:At least I'm not pregnant like you!

Joe:Those were just rumors!!!

Selena:Suuuuuure...

Joe:They were!

All:Riiiiiiiiiight......

Simon:I don't believe you!

Demi:Simon Cowell?What are tu doing here?

Simon:I uhhh...I'm here with Randy and Kara to see tu guys and uhhhh stuff...

*Silents*

Simon:You can't judge me!I'm the Judge!I JUDGE YOU!!!

*Simon runs away crying*
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Fan fiction by meow_girl posted hace más de un año
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One night Demi,Taylor,Selena,Tiffany and Miley had a sleep over.

Selena:Miley....How'd tu get in my house?

Miley:.......Well the door was open.....

Tiffany:just forget it.

Taylor:So tu broke in?

Miley:No...I just came in.

Taylor:So your trespassing.

Miley:No.

Joe:Hey ladies.

All:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Joe:What?

Selena:You broke in to my house.

Joe:No...I just smashed the window and came in.

Taylor:So tu broke in?

Joe:Noooo.

Demi:Get out of here Jacob.

Joe:My name's not Jacob.

Demi:But your actuación like him.Your a stalker.

Joe:I'm not a stalker.I just follow Selena around everywhere and She doesn't know I'm doing it.

Selena:Oh my god!

Taylor:That's what stalking is Joe.

Joe:Nuh-uh.

Miley:Joe your retarded.
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Article by smileyfaceddude posted hace más de un año
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Like the título says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My friends dicho that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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Opinion by shutyourface posted hace más de un año
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my título is my opinion so if tu don't like it!!!!!
then leave a message
i am very lonely and would like people to be a fan of me so i leave this message in peace

if your lectura this i'm dead, o i'm just saying that so that your like it, but anyway after being attacked after my obsession with lady gaga people started to hurt me.hurt me in the heart, but they didn't care they thought it was funny.HAHA! but if your lectura this ...........................................................................then tu have been have won a special prize! no. if your lectura this tu have a corazón unlike those people who........who.......TEASED ME!
yours faithfully SHUTYOURFACE



PLEASE SUBSCIBE ALL OF THIS IS NOT TRUE BUT ITS RANDOM.random.rrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddddooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm!
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Guide by taytrain97 posted hace más de un año
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This prank doesn't need anything but a friend who understands dirty jokes and yourself.

You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...

por this point tu need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.

You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit tu in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...

The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!

-Ray
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List by lalaland101 posted hace más de un año
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knockoffs of hollywood blockbusters

the día the earth stopped (a rip-off of the earth stood still)

sunday school musical(high school musical)

the terminators (terminator: salvation)

AVH: alien vs. hunter (AVP alien vs. predator)

halloween night (halloween)

2010: supernova (2010)

transmorphers(transfromers)

the da vinci treasure (the da vinci code)

the land that time forgot (land of the lost)

when a killer calls (when a stanger calls)

king of the lost world (king kong)

100 million B.C. (10,000 B.C.)

calle racer (speed racer)

pirates of treasure island (pirates of the caribbean)

monster (cloverfield)

snakes on a train (snakes on a plane)
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Fan fiction by deathchick9 posted hace más de un año
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Over the many years of pikachu,if tu look closely pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight tu fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his comida up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*

Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!

Ash:Not before I kill you!

*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*

Brock:Get away from me tu little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.
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Opinion by Kanji posted hace más de un año
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Most Common Eye Colors

Brown
The eye color that can be described as the most common amongst human beings is brown, with the exception of countries around the Baltic Sea. It is the result of the presence of large amounts of melanin (eumelanin) within the iris stroma. People who have very dark brown irises might give the appearance of having black eyes.

Hazel
Another common eye color is hazel. Hazel eyes are the result of a combination of a Rayleigh scattering and a modest amount of melanin in the front border layer of the iris. Hazel eye color has also been defined as the medium-color between light brown and dark green. Hazel is common amongst people in America and Europe, while rare in African, Middle Eastern and Asian people.

Gray
Gray eye color is considered to be a darker shade of blue (like blue-green). This eye color is related to low melanin in the iris and is related to scant pigmentation throughout the body (like pale skin, light hair, etc). Gray eyes have been found to reveal small amounts of yellow and brown color in the iris. European people, belonging to countries like Russia, Finland and the Baltic States,...
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List by madelinestar714 posted hace más de un año
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1.skip randomly
2.pretend tu have a misceláneo obsession of llamas and tell everybody about it and talk only about llamas for the siguiente few days and buy all sorts of llama related stuff then one día dont say anything about llamas and when ppl ask why say "when was i obsessed with llamas?theyre ugly!but i loooovee hippos!"repeat the process several más times
3.after anybody says something say "thats what she said"
4.in a movie theater put your feet up on the chair in front of tu so no one sits there
5.in a movie theater if someone sits down say "that seats reserved" even if it isnt
6.laugh during sad parts in cine and cry during funny parts
7.when tu fart sigh dramaticly instead of saying excuse me
8.dont put the fan on after taking a crap in the bathroom
9.crack your knuckles, sniff, etc. repeatedly for no reason
10.set the ringtone on your phone to something really annoying and when it rings dont answer it and deny that your phone is ringing(this works best in a movie theater)
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Opinion by 1122ridr posted hace más de un año
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What is heavy forwards but backwards it is NOT?

Hint: The answer is in the question

Can tu guess, if tu can, I'll give tu props.

PS: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
BATMAN!!!!
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List by shadow_luver posted hace más de un año
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i made this all up

1. dress up as jason then get a chainsaw and make it look like tu killing there son/daughter while all your doing is squerting ketchup on him/her


2. go to their house and tell the husband I amor tu TO __________say his/HER NAME

3.go to their house and tell them WHO ATE ALL MY PICKLES


4.go to their house act like tu dont know them and then yell outt OMFG IM NEIGHBORS WITH GOERGE LOPEZ


5.go to their house say tu got a job on the news then tell them that they should be wearing something warm but acually its gonna be swimming weather


6.go to their house say that theres no más comida in your house and instead of eating the comida tu take all of your comida in there friudge


7.go to their house and ask them to have a donation for the GIVE "YOUR NAME HERE" MONEY donation

8. go outside and yell out GUESS WHAT WORLD MY NEIGHBORS CAN SHIT BIG MACS
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Opinion by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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Im swimming through the shadows
Try to escape from my fears
It's okay I'm fine
Ignore my tears.


Im dashing down the never ending hall
They might as well paint my fears on the wall
Whose gonna catch me when I fall
When I trip
Over the darkness

And don't let my smile fool ya
Cuz im just too sad to cry and
On the inside I am dyin'

Its like Im dying in my sleep
Im slowly killed por my dreams
Just remember that everything's never as it seems..

I could cry but say everything's alright
I'll just smile to get through the night.

Everything may look like it's going okay
But u can look past my smile
And its like nothings going my way

And don't let my smile fool ya
Cuz im just too sad to cry and
On the inside I am dyin'

Ima mess
Im choking over simple words.
Everything's wrong past my grinning teeth
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Opinion by sassikassi posted hace más de un año
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Can tu read this? I cduol't blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to a rscheeacrh at Cmarbgide Uirenvtsiy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht odrer the ltretes in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tnhig is taht the frsit and lsat lttteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl nses and tu can siltl raed it whtouit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseac the huamn mnid does not raed ervey lteetr por istlef, but the wrod as a wolhe. Azinamg, huh? Yaeh, and I tghuhot slpelnig was ipmroantt! I tu can raed tihs, rpsoet it. Strange...isn't it?=) ONLY REPOST IF U CAN READ THIS.
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Article by dramaqueen00 posted hace más de un año
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Just randomly found this:

1. Throw palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can tu fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit siguiente to tu because tu invisible friend already is. 11. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
12. Use empty chairs siguiente to tu as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind tu and see if tu can hit anyone in the back row.
13. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are.
14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
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Fan fiction by 1122ridr posted hace más de un año
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Many legends have been told of frightening black perros that hunt deserted roads, gloomy castles, even town houses. But the black dog of Hanging Hills is gentle and friendly, a splendid companion with whom to spend an afternoon-and is deadlier than all the rest. If tu ever meet him, you'll know him por two peculiar features: One, he leaves no footprints. Two, he seems to bark occasionally, but never makes a sound. When tu see him the first time, he brings tu joy. He follows tu wherever tu go, wags his tail, waits for tu if tu stop along the way. The segundo time tu meet him is a time of sorrow for you. But, if tu see him twice, don't go back to Hanging Hills. Because the third time tu see the black dog, tu die. W.H.C. Pynchon told part of the story almost a century ago. A geologist, he was visiting Meriden, Conneticut, because he wanted to see unusual rock formations he herd about. When he first saw the black dog, it was standing on a high boulder and looking down at him, wagging its tail. When Pynchon continued on his way, the dog ran alongside. When the geologist stopped at an inn for lunch, the dog waited outside for him. They spent the afternoon together, and it wasn't...
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Review by K5-HOWL posted hace más de un año
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Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years
Three girls who were imprisoned por their mother in a house of indescribable filth for seven years may never recover from the ordeal, experts have said.

The girls were shut away from the outside world, existing in almost complete darkness, playing only with mice and communicating in their own language.

When they were discovered, their inicial in a smart, upper middle-class suburb had no running water and was filled with waste and excrement a metre high. The floor was corroded por mice urine.

The case has stunned Austria, still reeling from the Natascha Kampusch kidnapping, and the authorities were struggling last night to explain how such a horror story could have gone unnoticed.

The girls’ ordeal was apparently sparked por their parents’ divorce, after which their mother, a 53-year-old lawyer, suffered a breakdown. But she won custody of the girls — then aged 7, 11 and 13 — and withdrew them from school, claiming that she would give them private tuition at home.
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Opinion by MissCassandra posted hace más de un año
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In a rainy día a couple was fighting.The little girl heard everything they said.Her mother hits the father.The little girls tears became a waterfall... each time her tear drops it became a beautiful memory of her family.Then she heard her mother scream she dicho "Why do i even care about you.You cheater!!! "The girl was just sitting there scared thinking what her mother said... She didn't expect that her father had an other woman she runs to her almohada and screams in it... And aqain she hears her father say "Oh! will tu just shut it woman why would tu ever understand what i say?!"The tears of the mother slashes on the ground she runs to the bedroom of them and grabs clothing of the young father.He asked "What are tu gonna do with that? " She dicho "Hmp...you will see." She opens the window and throws all the clothing of the man out.The man runs to the woman and grabs her hands. "What are tu thinking! just throw all my clothing out? that not gonna happen!"
The young girl runs to the door and opens it she says. "Will tu guys stop it!Don't tu see how hurting it already is?!" Her mother shouted "My child stay out of this!You're father and me are doing the right thing!-" "The...
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Opinion by itachifan1 posted hace más de un año
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If tu stop before tu reach the end tu have a very small heart...


Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,


He told his friends that it was cool,


And when he pulled the trigger back,


It shot with a great crack.


Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,


I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!


But Mommy, when I went to school that day,


I never dicho good-bye,


I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.


When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,


And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.


Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I amor him very much,


And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.


And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
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