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posted by MutantGenius
I was sitting in class and this girl kept flipping her hair in my face. por this time it was November, and she'd been doing it since August.

I finally decided to tell her, "Please stop flipping your hair in my face," as politely as I could.

"Excuse me, well, I'm sorry, but I'm stretching, I can't just stop!"

"Um, tu can stretch without flipping your hair," I said.

"No I can't," she said.

"Uh, yes tu can."

"Well tu didn't have to be so rude!"

"I wasn't rude,"

"Yes tu were, wasn't she?"

"I dicho please."

"No, tu were totally rude."

I grew a tiny bit of back bone just then, I dicho "Okay, sure, whatever...
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What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The siguiente time tu and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a encuesta to see which of tu successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with tu - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever tu have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If tu were really looking for an honest answer, you...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
Hi everyone,

So i'm a regular on fanpop chat and i've noticed that alot of fanpop users claim to be depressed and suicidal...


I understand that some of these people are actually depressed but all of them? Really? I highly doubt it.

If I was depressed I wouldn't be telling everyone on chat how upset I am o how many times a week I cut my arms, I would be pretending to be happy and create a person who is happy and content with their lives!

Does that make sense?

And if I was depressed and I cut myself, on chat when people are claiming to have suicidal thoughts I would use my experience to help...
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posted by LadyL68
1.Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.

2.Guys hate other flirts.

3.A guy can like tu for a minute, and then forget tu afterwards.

4.When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

5.Are tu doing something?” o “Have tu eaten already?” are the first usual preguntas a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6.Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7.When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard...
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris can borrar the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused por Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can strangle tu with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once had a corazón attack; his corazón lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
posted by RavenRox2
-He stares at tu a lot
- He hits tu a lot(playfully)
- He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
- He yelled, "HI"to your mom that día she picked tu up from school
- He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with tu cuz tu couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
- He tries to make tu laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
- His voice gets softer when ever tu two talk
-You hung up on him. He called tu back
- tu where invited por him to a group outin
- He called tu to talk about nothing at all.
- He imitates your laugh...
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posted by jessicamc26
[A] ª ∆ ∀ α Λ ɐ ɑ ɒ ɚ
[B] þ ß ƀ Ɓ Ƅ ɓ ɞ ɮ ʙ ҍ Ᏸ ℬ
[C] © ¢ € Ƈ ɕ ʗ ℂ €
[D] ∂ δ Ð đ Ɗ ɖ ɗ
[E] Ξϑ ∊ ∈ ∃ Ə Ɛ Ǝ ε Σ Ƹ ƺ ɘ ə ξ э ҿ ཇ ℰ ミ
[F] Ƒ ƒ ℱ
[G] Ɠ Ǥ ǥ ɠ ɡ ɢ ʛ ց Ꮆ
[H] ħ ƕ Ƕ ɦ ɧ ʜ ʰ ʱ ђ Ᏺ
[I] ¡ Ɩ Ɨ ɨ ɩ ɪ ϊ أ ར
[J] ǰ ʝ ʲ ز
[K] κ Ƙ ƙ ʞ ϗ ҡ
[L] Ɩ ƪ ɫ ɭ ʆ ʟ ˡ Ꮭ ℒ ℓ
[M] Ɯ ɱ ʍ ℳ
[N] η Ɲ ƞ ɲ ɳ ɴ Ϟ ℕ
[O] ° Θ ˚ ö Ø Φ δ θ φ ۝ ☉ ∅ Ʊ ʘ σ φ ٥ Ꭷ ℴ
[P] ¶ ρ φ Þ þ Ƥ ƥ ƿ ℘ բ ք ℘ ℙ
[Q] Ʊ Ǫ ǫ ʠ ϥ ℚ
[R] ® Ʀ ɼ ɽ ɾ ʀ ʁ ʳ ʶ ր ℛ ℜ ℝ ℞
[S] § ∫ Ƨ ƨ ʂ ʃ ʅ ˢ ϛ ֆ ى Ꭶ
[T] ح π ŧ ƫ Ƭ ƭ Ʈ ǂ ʇ ʈ τ Ϯ ϯ ィ
[U] ʉ ʊ ʋ υ ϋ և
[V] Ɣ Ʋ ʋ ν Ѵ ѵ
[W] ψ ω ϖ Ɯ ʍ ʷ Ѡ ѡ ཡ Ꮚ Ꮤ
[X] ɤ ˣ χ ℵ
[Y] ϒ Ÿ ÿ Ƴ ƴ ʎ ʏ ʸ ˠ
[Z] ζ ☡ Ƶ ƶ Ȥ ȥ ʐ ʑ Հ ℤ
posted by Free_Spirit
Me: OKay well this is for my religion class, i publicado it on the escritura spot but no ones comentó and its dues this week soo um yeah. to give a note i have to use an artistic form to mostrar my image of Jesus, and i chose to use the sea as a metapor..okay please comment...and critism

To feel the sand
The sun on your back
It’s a no man’s land
With no fear of attack
No chains of society
The sea frees all
Lose all your anxiety
And watch as the waves fall
God’s segundo heaven under the sun
Surrounding all things being
The sea will be undone
For those people foreseeing
The sea without...
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posted by disneyboy122
The war between our worlds was finally over.Many people had lost their lives.Both innocent people and Valiente soldiers. My family was gone and many others as well. Why did we let this happen. How could we let this happen. our world was ending and theirs was barely remaining. I was on the ground almost motienless. I was bleeding badly,scared and hopeless.All our hope was gone. I looked up and my family was their. In that moment, the sky turned from blue to red. The blood of those who had died was dripping from the heavens. My eyes soon closed but a big smile came across my face. Our world had ended and I was gone. I was in a better place. My sorrow,pain,troubles,and feelings had faded. Even in death, I will never forget when our sky turned red.
posted by ilovepenguins
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Darn, there go the lights again...

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could tu stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    Stand on parte superior, arriba of the high board and say tu won't come down until your demands are met.

•    Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because tu have seen at least 15 people drown today.

•    Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.

•    Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.

•    Take a flutter board and pretend tu can't swim.

•     Hit strangers with your flutter board.

•    Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise...
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posted by Dippicus
Just a few cities I happened upon while browsing the atlas:
Norway House, Manitoba
conservar en vinagre, salmuera Lake, Ontario
Mexico, Maine
Horseheads, New York
Jupiter, Florida
Sandwich, Illinois
Reform, Alabama
Hazard, Kentucky
Bald Knob, Arkansas
Marked Tree, Arkansas
Comfort, Texas
agrio, agria Lake, Texas
Canadian, Texas
Earth, Texas
Snowflake, Arizona
Many Farms, Arizona
Helper, Utah
Reliance, Wyoming
Needles, California
Searchlight, Nevada
Opportunity, Washington
Chicken, Alaska
Circle, Alaska
Red Devil, Alaska
Deadhorse, Alaska

*Remember, all of those were real!*
posted by KissKissHannah
I am usually very picky about libros I read. When I do read, it's usually diary books, magazines, manga/comics, and reference books.

Whenever I tell a book worm an awesome comic/manga I read they are like "Ph, read a REAL book" I often get upset on that. I really want to reply with "Sheesh dude ANY book is a real book! Even picture books, comic books, and vowel books! It doesn't HAVE to be a novel in order for it to be a real book!"

I hate when people say that. My opinion is that as long as it has pages, it's a book. I don't know about your opinion but please don't flame, spam, o troll!
posted by Shelly_McShelly
1) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.

2) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour.

3) Improvise Italian operas.

4) Gossip about someone to their face.

5) Answer every pregunta with a question.

6) Repeat yourself constantly.

7) Act like a member of the opposite sex.

Cool Repeat yourself constantly.

9) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.

10) Repeat yourself constantly.

11) Change what tu repeat every now and then.

12) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.

13) Change what tu repeat every now and then.

14) Talk...
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posted by Tailsfan99
In the past six months alone, dozens of studies examining the health impact of drinking sugary beverages o diet soda have been published in medical journals. Some suggested a relationship; others did not.

Sometimes, the media coverage of these studies took the researchers por surprise.

That was the case for epidemiologist Hannah Gardener, PhD, of the universidad of Miami. In February, she presented early results from her ongoing research at a health conference, and was completely unprepared for the media attention it received.

The story appeared on all the major networks, in most major newspapers,...
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Video games can have health benefits!

Video games can be used as therapy for “lazy eye” in adults. Sufferers of amblyophobia can use video games to improve their vision! Amblyophobia is a condition that affects the eyes. Because of a brain disorder, vision does not develop properly in one eye.

It is the most common disorder, which causes lack of vision in one eye for youth and adults who are middle-aged. For most children, the treatment for “lazy eye” (amblyophobia) is wearing an eye patch on the good eye. This forces the brain to use and exercise the underdeveloped eye.

This works...
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posted by darkkhorn19

Darkhorn: Grandpa, we're at the movies... -_-"

Grandpa: Oh...well, tu kids these days with your movies, and your 3-D, and your sodie-pop, and your rap music, and your Ipods, and your Playstaions, and your Nintendo, and your gótico clothing, and your Xbox, and your Gamecubes, and your Internet, and your air conditioning, and your Starbucks, and your emo hair, and your leather pants, and your pony's, and your Bible's, and your modern art, and your penis's, and your tools, and your jaguar skin leopards, and your endarngered species and your spears and your evolution,...
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posted by Twilightluv3r
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So tu have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! hola girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did tu know besar is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken sopa actually makes tu feel better. 94% of boys would amor it if tu sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your parte superior, arriba lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult tu when they like you! 89% of guys want tu to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. chocolate will make tu feel better! Most...
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posted by patrisha727
There's MORE!

Many hamsters blink one eye at a time.

Whitby, Ontario has más donut stores per capita than any other place in the world.

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over

50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e."

Bulls are color blind.

A can of Spam is opened every four seconds.

"Babe" was played por over 48 pigs.

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

The Poison arrow frog has enough poison to kill 2,200 people.

The largest cabbage on record weighed 144 pounds.

Kidney stones come in any color ­from yellow to brown.

The McDonalds at the SkyDome in Toronto, Ontario is the only one...
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posted by misscrazel
Hi! This is Abi aka Panda Sixx. I amor art, from poetry, to drawing, from lyric writing, to dance, and many others. I wanted to share some of my art. I think art is a great way to express yourself, especially when tu have a disorder like mine. I have been diagnosed with selective mutism (unable to speak to strangers and awkward) and probably have dyspraxia (clumsy and late with milestones.) I like art because I can express myself without talking. I'm comfortable singing, música is my true passion. I've always believed I was put on this earth to share my música and change the world with it. I've...
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