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Guide by breebree446 posted hace más de un año
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Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
año of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the rata symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good consejos but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re also capable of surviving any situation.


año of the Ox-(1913, 1925, 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997)
Occupying the 2nd position on the Chinese Zodiac, Oxen possess such character traits as dependability, strength and determination. Oxen are tolerant individuals who believe that the road to success involves hard work and scrupulous behavior; they don’t believe in taking shortcuts. They characterize those who don’t work hard as lazy individuals not worthy of respect.
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Fan fiction by hotice posted hace más de un año
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Sweat is pouring down my face as I run into the nearest crowd of people .Breathing heavily, I staying into the crowd for cover I quickly pull my black hoodie up over my head hoping that from this the hoodie I feel some sort of saftey.It did no work .I look around trying to find somewhere to hid because I know that I can not stay hidden in the group of people forever.The cold January wind hits my face making me feel más nervous than before because I have no where to go.There going to find me soon I know it just like they founds the others."Hey,kid are tu okay !" a tall,balding man yells bring me out of my thoughts
.O crap I better think of some lie to get this mans attention off me "Yeah ,I fine mister I just miss my bus that all."I tell him."Oh, your one those kids going to museum.Hey kid if tu want I can drive? tu there I going in that direction anyway." he asks me.Well that kind of weird he does not even know me and he offering me a ride "No thanks sir ,if tu just point me in the direction of the museum."I say really nicely."Well
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Article by melcu posted hace más de un año
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1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours por hooking a videocámara to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal por conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
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Article by melcu posted hace más de un año
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1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as tu walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at tu for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like l (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t tu wearing shoes” tu reply por standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.

7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
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Opinion by emmett posted hace más de un año
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up por canto playa Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say tu taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on the head and give him flores when his plans are foiled yet again.

11. If tu ever need to say 'Like taking dulces from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.

12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.
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Article by meow_girl posted hace más de un año
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Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to anime and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley tu remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.

Jack:W-What!?

Haley:Alex tu remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did tu get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have tu know I invited my self to this party!

Kara:Whatever tu remind me of Marik Ishtar from Yu-Gi-Oh!

Melissa:What?!My voice sounds nothing like that!

Kara:No I mean your crazy and childish.

Melissa:Ooooooooohhhhhhh....Max reminds me of the tooth fairy.

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Article by HaleyDewit posted hace más de un año
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'It's not the trouble in life that make tu who tu are.It's the way tu deal with them'

'There's no bigger war than the war for love.And there's no más disastrous amor than the amor for war'

'If I'd pick friends who had never made any mistakes,I couldn't even be friends with myself'

'Greatness is like love;if you're destined for it,you'll find it'

'You can only use what tu have and if tu have nothing,you can't use it'(talking about braincells)

'Some people need to buy expensive clothes to compensate their empty content'

'If people could actually melt,I'd be a puddle of water por now'

'I don't attack the people that I dislike.I defend the people that I do like and in my defending I can go extreme'

'Why should my generation save the world when it's the anterior one that's the cause of its destruction?'

'I've lost all battles,but I've won the war'

'Even when the other side of the world falls apart on my wedding day,I'm still gonna say 'I do' and I will only think about me and the amor of my life.And there's nothing selfish about it'
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Article by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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Its stupid not to care.
But its useless
I'm not going anywhere.

Used to think sometimes it was ok to lie.
But now you've got me askin' why
Tell me, why'd tu let me think that I can fly?

What you've done is wrong.
F-Y-I thats the point of this song.

I know im stupid to think it.
But it was wrong to believe it.
Shoulda waited til I could see it.

So now,
Im lost so howww
Did this happen?
And tu sit back just laughin
My corazón left to fractions.

Ive learned my lesson.
Theres más to life than just a dream.
If tu don't have a back up for your fantasy..
Its gonna hurt más than you'd think.

Are tu buying my trust?
I didnt make it thus,
You're getting me everything i thought i would want.
Ever thought that maybe,
Your lies still haunt.

Havent tu realized what this is a perfect picture of?
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List by TDAPlayer158 posted hace más de un año
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60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. queen Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
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Opinion by heavenly13 posted hace más de un año
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I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure tu out
i gues its the end

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in tu and tu let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive tu , its the end
so tu can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

tu broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
tu never cried
tu just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil tu burn me
o beat me
and call me wortless as tu push me down

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in tu and tu let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive tu , its the end
so tu can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye
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Opinion by HaiSuG96 posted hace más de un año
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RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, videos and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i amor my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones tu see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they amor their haters, and sometimes I think "if tu amor your haters, then why do tu hate back?" seriously. And I know that anyone who can read this knows that it's true. Don't lie on myspace to impress others, because there shouldn't be anyone to judge you. And if tu change for others, then that makes tu a copy. Not an original. Some say "I'm special" o "you will never meet anyone else like me". But all I see is nothing but a copy. Everyone in this world is special, but it's time tu start actuación like it. Because if tu copy others, then tu aren't any better than that girl that everyone tries to be like, even if she is hated por everyone in the school. If tu copy one who tu hate, but you...
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List by TDAPlayer158 posted hace más de un año
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If tu can't drink and drive, why do tu need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do tu need a silencer if tu are going to shoot a mime?

Have tu ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed real hard, would leche come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If tu tied buttered brindis, pan tostado to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
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List by HaleyDewit posted hace más de un año
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I hate it when people have bad critics on my stories when they suck at writing,because I don't

I hate it when people tell me what to do.The only people I ever listen to are my parents and the one who pays me every month

I hate it when people tell me I'm wrong,when I'm convinced that I'm right

I hate it to be left in the dark

I hate it to be ignored o forgotten

I hate it to be compared with other people.I am who I am and tu should accept me that way

I hate it that people who hurt me just get away with it while I'm left with all the pain

I hate it that grown ups consider teenager's problems as unimportant and highly overrated

I hate it that I'm so jealous sometimes


But I'm not a hatred person, sort of.

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Fan fiction by HaleyDewit posted hace más de un año
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Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few segundos later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating tu this way and tu know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised me when my parents disappeared. They never wanted me, unlike Wyatt who actually did. If I go out of the house, it’ll break his heart. He’s trying to protect me”
Bianca could not believe he just dicho that. “Who are tu and what did tu do to my best friend? Come on, Chris, tu can’t just give up like that” She paused to catch a breath and than continued. “You have to get outside. We can go to the cine o eat a hamburger and fries o go to a club. I don’t know, as long as tu don’t stay in here”
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Article by salmiddle posted hace más de un año
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girl asked a boy:
(Girl)Do tu think I'm pretty?
(Boy)NO
(Girl)Do tu want to be with me forever
(Boy)NO?
(Girl)Wouls tu cry if I walked away?
girl asked a boy:
(Girl)Do tu think I'm pretty?
(Boy)NO
(Girl)Do tu want to be with me forever
(Boy)NO?
(Girl)Wouls tu cry if I walked away?

(Again the boy said)NO
She heard enough and waz hurt, ****he walked away tears ran down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm and said:
(Boy)- You're not pretty, you're BEAUTIFUL
(Boy)- I don't want to be with tu forever, I NEED to be with tu forever
(Boy)- and I wouldn't cry if tu walked away... I would DIE!!!!
(Boy whisperz)- Plzzzz stay with me...
(Girl whisperz)- I will...
Tonight at midnight your true amor will realize they amor you. Something good will happen to tu between 1-4 pm tomorrow it could be anywhere..Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If tu dont post this on to 5 other games tu will have relationship problems for the siguiente 10 years
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Fan fiction by phangirl2009 posted hace más de un año
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Chapter 1
I kept my eyes half closed even though I was awake. I had a full visual of what was going on around me and sadly, that meant my foster mother, Mrs. Lovett waking me up.
    “Emily, Emily,” she repeated in a sweet tone. This would have have made any other gal happy except I knew this would be over to soon.
    “EMIlY!”
    “I’m awake!” I yelp out smiling. Her wicked smile always made me happy.
    “Guess what? There’s good news.”
    “Have tu ever noticed good news for tu always seems to mean más work for me?”
    “No someone ordered you.”
    “What?! That can’t be, I mean I’m not McKenna” McKenna was known for her… looks I guess tu could say. Any boy could have her.
    “Yeah well whoever ordered tu sounded pretty mad so I would go.”    
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Fan fiction by HaleyDewit posted hace más de un año
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When the meeting was over and all of his minions were gone, Wyatt came into the kitchen. He found Chris, who was still sitting on the floor, and he curled his nose. “You know, Chris, that dishes really aren’t going to clean itself, if tu get my point”
Chris crawled up and walked to the sink, where he turned the tap open. Wyatt kept looking at him and it made him really nervous. He swallowed and rotated his head slowly to Wyatt. “Can I help tu with something, mister Halliwell?” Wyatt shook his head and Chris continued his work. “I was wondering if tu know where your loyalty lies”, he dicho coldly.
Chris blinked to make the words sink in. “See, I’ve heard out of a good source, that you’re planning to break the rules and go outside. tu have permission to go-” Chris looked up, surprised. “-but if tu do, tu cannot come back here” Chris got a disappointed expression on his face.
“But that’s not fair! tu can’t keep me in here forever! I need to go outside! Please, Wyatt, just let me go outside for one day, that’s all I’m asking for”, he desperately begged. Wyatt squeezed his lips together and a stubborn glance appeared in his...
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted hace más de un año
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1. Totally Ignore the first five people who say "Good Morning" to you.

2. Phone someone in the office tu barely know, leave your name and say, "just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".

3. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

4. When someone hands tu a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "mmmmmm, that feels soooo good!"

5. Leave your fly's open for one hour. If anyone points it out say, "Sorry I really prefer it this way, it lets the smell out".

6. In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out YAHTZEE".

7. Walk sideways to the photocopier, cangrejo style.

8. Say to your manager, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.

9. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did tu get all that, cause I don't want to repeat it".

10. Press the "no cup option" on the coffee machine, kneel down and drink directly from the nozzle.
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted hace más de un año
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1 - Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2 - If tu had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3 - There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4 - People who want to share their religious vistas with tu almost never want tu to share yours with them.

5 - tu should not confuse your career with your life.

6 - Nobody cares if tu can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7 - Never lick a filete knife.

8 - The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9 - tu will never find anybody who can give tu a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10 - tu should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that tu think she's pregnant unless tu can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
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Fan fiction by HaleyDewit posted hace más de un año
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Decades hace the San Francisco bahía had been overlapped por the gigantic Golden Gate Bridge. Night and día were perfectly separated and there was a balance between buildings and nature. However, ever since Wyatt Halliwell had taken over community, the city was covered in darkness 24/7. The bridge had been blown up when he’d lost his temper once again, which happened lots of times.
Everyone was scared to death for the hechiceras Ones son and there were only a handful of people who stood up to him. The rest of the community was murdered on his command o tried to please him por spying on the enemy o kill them. The Halliwell manor had become a place to fear and those who tried to escape from the Tiran tried to avoid the house as much as possible. It was also the place where Wyatt had his meetings. Tonight was one of them.
He was sitting at the living mesa, tabla and had a superiority expression on his face. He impatiently tapped on the mesa, tabla with his fingers. Than he glanced at the kitchen. “Chris Perry, what’s taking tu so long?” In the cocina there was a twenty-two año old guy walking up and down with plates with galletas and tea. He walked in in the living room and put...
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Article by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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1. Your lectura my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even lectura this.
4. tu didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did tu notice I skipped number three.
7. tu don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that tu silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then tu realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But tu remember that a fact is something that can be proven right o wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. tu wish tu never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch tu with the missing number this time. o did I?
14. tu wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind lectura powers amaze you.
16. tu totally forgot I was only supposed to tell tu ten facts.

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Opinion by orangeturnip posted hace más de un año
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User: Wendigo o yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome o disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious o vile; an action that arouses disgust o abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with tu at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak tu soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't this.

User: What is the meaning of life in your opinion.

Cleverbot: The book of Job says their is no meaning. We are human therefore forever bared from knowing the true meaning.

User: Okay but what is your opinion.

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List by frosti529 posted hace más de un año
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found this on the web:


10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces o twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did tu get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office cocina one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new pelaje, piel capa and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes o an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin,
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List by hsyw posted hace más de un año
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1. Everytime tu read Twilight, a kitten is born :D

2. If tu are obbsessed with mythical creatures, read Twilight!

3. If your life is all sad and gloomy, read Twilight!

4. If your completely bored, why not read Twilight!

5. ITS JUST AWESOME!!!!!! well to me and all the other Twilighters out there :D

PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fan fiction by yoshifan1976 posted hace más de un año
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Once there was a black Yoshi named Bob. He was new to town and didn't have any friends. He was a kind and caring Yoshi who had the power to heal. He went to school and saw a group of Yoshis. Bob asked the other Yoshis if he could play with them. The other Yoshis laughed and scoffed at him. He didn't get angry. He just walked away with his head to the ground. Then suddenly, a human was very very sick. She was taken to the hospital. The doctors couldn't admit her. There was nothing they could do. "Yoshi", he said. It meant let me heal her. Then out of the blue, Bob laid his hand on her chest and there was a light shining. Then the human was cured!!! "Thank you", she said. "Yoshi". (Which means you're welcome). The other Yoshis saw what was going on and they apologized to Bob in Yoshi. He forgave them and then they played tag. Then no one ever teased Bob again. He had new friends and they lived happily ever after.






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