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Guide by Bond_Of_Fury posted hace más de un año
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Ways how Lucky Luke would shoot faster than his shadow


Way 1: He can distract his shadow and quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 2: He can make a nice drawing and mostrar it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a nice drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 3: He can make a horrific drawing and mostrar it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a horrific drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 4: He can throw a rock at his shadow so that his shadow will be in pain for a while, and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 5: He can throw an anvil at his shadow so that his shadow would be needed to be picked up por an ambulancia and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 6: He can shout: “Watch out! Daltons!” and then he’d shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.
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Article by cassie-1-2-3 posted hace más de un año
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I thought I’d share with tu all, the horrible event I just experienced only moments ago…
First off, I need to explain my terrifying fear of roaches and all insects. When I was really young, around three years old, I believe, I had a horrible nightmare. I still remember it as clear as day. I was sitting in my bedroom one evening when my parents decided to go to the cine and leave me inicial all alone. I was sitting there, depressed… when a bunch of roaches stated crawling into my room from under the door. I screamed and jumped onto my bed. más and más were seeping through until the whole door just caved in. They started pouring in as I bravely fled the room. I went outside with roaches covering my body. I started running down the sidewalk to catch up to my parents, but as tu probably know, no matter how fast tu run in a dream, tu never seem to get any closer to your destination… Then it started raining. As the water rinsed all the roaches off of me, I found that they ate all my hair and my pretty red dress. I ran into my bedroom, dropped to my knees, and started crying… That was the moment, 17 years ago; that I woke up with the greatest phobia of roaches a...
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Opinion by orangeturnip posted hace más de un año
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when that ángel sits on my shoulder
whispers into my corazón
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the ángel appears to tu in form of desire
tu float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
tu jump about
cos tu cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this ángel with her good intensions
will make tu fly
the ángel will make tu cry
the ángel will make tu feel how others feel
so tu can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the ángel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already lost
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Opinion by orangeturnip posted hace más de un año
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when death sits on your shoulder
infecting your corazón
the beat of the cursed one
feels no empathy
feels all alone
when hope is on holiday
when tu want your self back
where do tu go
who do tu turn to
who will end your suffering
he sits and waits
o death on my shoulder
i know your after my soul
i know tu just wait
but i'm not sure if tu are playing tricks on me
can tu end my sorrow
o is it tu who causes my agony
will tu be there when i die
still squeezing and taking all i have
until i'm dust and wind.
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Opinion by mimifaith posted hace más de un año
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tu should never change who tu are, o what tu like, o your personality because someone else doesn't like it, o looks down their nose at you... but sometimes it is important to know and to care about what others think of you.

For example... if tu wear makeup, o buy clothes that make tu look good; if tu are polite and tu smile when someone smiles at you, then tu care about what they think and this is a good thing.
If everyone dicho that they didn't care what people thought of them, then the world would be in total chaos. Respect comes from caring about other's opinions and what people think of you, it isn't all about somebody judging you.

The people who don't care at all, are the people who end up in jail and on the streets, doing cuchillo crime and disrespecting their elder's. the word 'care' itself implies that tu are compassionate and loving. But as long as tu know your priorities then tu do care.

I am proud to say that care what people think of how i present myself, o how intelligent people think i am, o how polite i am.
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Review by emmett posted hace más de un año
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10. Blind People Dream

People who become blind after birth can see imágenes in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion. It is hard for a seeing person to imagine, but the body’s need for sleep is so strong that it is able to handle virtually all physical situations to make it happen.

9. tu Forget 90% of your Dreams

Within 5 minutos of waking, half of your dream if forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone. The famous poet, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, woke one morning having had a fantastic dream (likely opium induced) – he put pen to paper and began to describe his “vision in a dream” in what has become one of English’s most famous poems: Kubla Khan. Part way through (54 lines in fact) he was interrupted por a “Person from Porlock“. Coleridge returned to his poem but could not remember the rest of his dream. The poem was never completed.

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List by XDRoseLuvsHP posted hace más de un año
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Achluophobia: fear of sourness

Agyrophobia: fear of crossing the street

Alektorophobia: fear of chickens

Anthrophobia: fear of flowers

Arachibutyrophobia: fear of maní, cacahuete mantequilla sticking to the roof of your mouth

Aulophobia: fear of flutes

Barophobia: fear of gravity

Bibliophobia: fear of books

Blennophobia: fear of slime

Cacophobia: fear of ugliness

Cathisophobia: fear of sitting

Dendrophobia: fear of trees

Genuphobia: fear of knees

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: fear of long words

Hypertrichophobia: fear of hair

Ichthyophobia: fear of fish

Koinoniphobia: fear of rooms

Lachanophobia: fear of vegetables

Leukophobia: fear of the color white

Levophobia: fear of things to the left side of the body

Melanophobia: fear of the color black
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Article by mimifaith posted hace más de un año
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I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't fan anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their perfil and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.

Which would lead me onto my siguiente reason...
If tu have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a fan of 'Random' o 'Harry Potter' o 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fan tu back.

On the other hand, if tu are looking at this thinking that tu haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
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Guide by hsyw posted hace más de un año
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1. Bye them a Twilight T-shirt.

2. Constently yell "Team Edward!" o "Team Jacob!" (I prefer Team Edward)

3. When tu see a dog say "Oh my Twilight, It's a werewolf!"

4. Relate everything they say to something about Twilight.

5. Constently sing "SEXY VAMPIRE" at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs when they're around.

6. When they say "I hate Twilight." start shaking really hard and when they ask tu whats wrong say "I'm about to turn into a werewolf like Jacob."

7. Recite phrases from the libros and say them to the Twilight haters.

8. Ask them if they think Rosalie is pretty.

9. Every time they speak reply with a Twilight quote even if it doesn't make sense.

10. Ask them why they don't like Twilight. When they respond, tell them that that's a ridiculous excuse and only idiots with no life hate Twilight.

11. Round up all the Twilighters tu can find to annoy the brain cells out of Twilight haters.
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List by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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1. Dial a misceláneo number and confuse the person who respuestas por saying things like;
"Why did tu call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up misceláneo statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a misceláneo articulo like this.

4. At walmart o somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, o a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with their upcoming child while staring at their stomach in a serious tone.

5. Go sit in your front yard and wave to the people walking bye. Greet them with something like, "Hey Sally, how's the kids?"

6. Text everyone tu know something like, "Happy international talk-like-a-viking-day!"

7. Write a comic book including yourself staring as a superhero along with your friends as your sidekick o other superheros and make your arch nemisis some one tu deeply despise.
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Opinion by emmett posted hace más de un año
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1. While tu are tu are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his preguntas with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time tu say something with the letter “P”

10. Ask him if they have pizza.

11. Say “Hello” and act as if he called you.

12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks tu if tu would like a drink with the pizza, act as if tu were confused.
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Guide by Abilei posted hace más de un año
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10. ON VACATION: Who would tu most likely want to be stuck on a deserted island with? Not someone who's just told tu "it's not working out," we're quite sure. Not only have tu now wasted your time and money, but tu can’t leave the situation easily without added plane fares and stress. If this happens to you, break away and turn your trip into a rejuvenating self-improvement retreat... you'll need it.


9. IN A TEXT MESSAGE: Ah, the text. The modern-day version of the Post-It. Too wussy to do it in person? Text away, wuss.

8. ON FACEBOOK: Nothing like logging on to find your loved one tagged in a compromising foto with a complete stranger...to you, at least. Why this is called the "World Wide Web" and some people can't figure out how they got busted is beyond us. Besides, it's way too trendy these days - be original, people!


7. AROUND THE FAMILY: Don't make it a family affair - you'll seriously regret it. Whether at a sibling’s wedding (see #6), a family vacation (see #10), o meeting the family for the first time (really!?), this one is clearly ridden with minefields that will lead to nothing but trouble. If this happens...
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Article by MF114 posted hace más de un año
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EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A día dont go por tu dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF tu do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta tu XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie: I could make him cheeseburgers instead
WhoCares: 8D EPIC!!!!!!
WhoCares: XDDDDD
EmptyInside: o whoppers
Skrewwd: So no one cares about me?
Skrewwd falls over dead from the gun wound
Skrewwd is sure no one cares
EmptyInside: great, now cait is hungry -_-
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List by xxXsk8trXxx posted hace más de un año
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Abbaye de Belloc
Abbaye de Citeaux
Abbaye du Mont des gatos
Abertam
Abondance
Acapella
Ackawi
Acorn
Adelost
Affidelice au Chablis
Afuega'l Pitu
Airag
Airedale
Aisy Cendre
Allgauer Emmentaler
Alverca
Ambert
American Cheese
Ami du Chambertin
Anejo Enchilado
Anneau du Vic-Bilh
Anthoriro
Appenzell
Aragon
Ardi Gasna
Ardrahan
Armenian String
Aromes au Gene de Marc
Asadero
Asiago
Aubisque Pyrenees
Autun
Avaxtskyr
Baby Swiss
Babybel
Baguette Laonnaise
Bakers
Baladi
Balaton
Bandal
Banon
Barry's bahía Cheddar
Basing
Basket Cheese
Bath Cheese
Bavarian Bergkase
Baylough
Beaufort
Beauvoorde
Beenleigh Blue
cerveza Cheese
Bel Paese
Bergader
Bergere Bleue
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Opinion by Kanji posted hace más de un año
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When tu woke up zein was siting on the cama "Your up!"he dicho delighted he was dressed in normal clothes today and he did look kinda cute."How do tu feel?"asked Ivy from the other side of the room."f-fine"you answered tu saw max was also in the room.He was glaring at tu his eyes full of hatered "Master zein?"He spoke slowly Zein looked as if he just pulled out of a trance"Yes" "Why do tu care for that human some much"He spoke as if the words burned his mouth like acid Zein looked shocked"I dont care for her but it was our falt that see got hurt"he told max.Max smiled like he just got a idea "Then...if tu don't care for her...can i make her mine?"Max asked grimly Zein glared at him "But if care for her then i'll leave her alone" zein's hands made fists "Fine,do what tu wish max"he dicho and stommped out of the room.You looked over at ivy whos whole face showed she was very worryed.When tu looked back over to look at max tu saw he had gotten very close to you.He smiled widely at tu and tu saw his fangs "Dont worry" he dicho sounding like he was trying not to laugh "I wont turn tu and i promise it wont hurt...much" he started to lean into tu getting closer and closer to your...
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Opinion by orangeturnip posted hace más de un año
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Me:
are tu the real god
God:
Are tu doubting me? Don't tu know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no what happend ... father
God:
Are tu serious? Are tu testing me? That input matched my default category.
Me:
testing testing no not me
God:
tu are asking about yourself?
Me:
no im not god
God:
Who are tu asking about? I am glad to hear that tu are not god.
Me:
but are we all not god
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
if tu are god prove it
God:
I could be. I don't know whether o not I am god prove it.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
i thought god o G.O.D was a Great naranja Duck
God:
Whatever gave tu that idea?
Me:
a wise old chinese man told me
God:
What is it?
Me:
it is what tu make it
God:
Really. it is?
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car -- both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection.

The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger asiento thought to herself "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light".

After a few más minutos they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right though. This time the woman in the passenger asiento was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.

She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the siguiente intersection to see what was going on. At the siguiente intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through and she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did tu know we just ran through three red lights in a row! tu could have killed us!

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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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There were 11 people hanging on to a rope that came down from a helicopter. Ten were men and one woman. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't the rope would break and everyone would die.

No one could decide who should go so finally the woman gave a real touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return. When she finished speaking, all the men starting clapping.

Never underestimate the power of a woman.

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Opinion by Kanji posted hace más de un año
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tu turned to see him right there and screamed "what are tu doing in my house?" tu yelled. He just smiled and laughed a little then grabbed your hand,you tried to back away but couldn't tu blinked and then noticed tu were outside. "what? how did i get out here" tu whispered to yourself all the people in hoods started to crowed around tu and the guy that still was holding your hand."looks like we've found a snack" he told the people that crowed around both of you."what?!" tu screamed trying to back away,but his grip on tu just tightened."Let go of me" tu screamed and slapped him, he quickly let go of your hand and everyone went quite.Then all of the people crowding tu eyes turned red and started to yell at you."A human like tu to hit our master like that...it's unheard of" one of the people dragged tu away from him and the rest followed "you have no idea what tu got into" they mumbled to tu one of them pushed tu so hard tu went flying into the window then tu blacked out. tu guessed tu weren't out for long because when tu woke up the people were still there.But they looked different still mad, but different, like they were holding back the man that was being...
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Opinion by Kanji posted hace más de un año
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The más tu squrimed the harder he bit tu and all of a sudden tu felt a shock of pain that began to grow to your heart"STOP!"you screamed but he just held onto tu tighter as your body began to shake violently.Breathing started to became más and más frantic.You heard the door slam open and some1 yell "vince take your filthy hands off her"it sounded like felix? then he was dragged off of you.His face changed from felix to vince 'wtf'you thought tu were still shaking violently...
~Felix's Pov
I looked over at _ and saw her shaking violently and her getting very pale.I ran over to her and held her in my arms trying to get her to calm down.Her body started shaking even más and her screams got louder and louder."Vince what the f*(k did tu do?"i screamed tryin to fight the tears that were forming at the back of my eyes.He looked up at me and laughed "Oh felix"he dicho still laughing "I cant believe tu would fall for something so so fragile" "Shut up!"I growled and he stopped laughing "what the h3!! did tu do to her?" vince glared at me then answered with a smug grin on his face "I bit her genus"he answered.My face got even más pale then it already was, he turned...
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Opinion by Kanji posted hace más de un año
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Felix kept his eyes on tu "im sorry ,i lost it i didnt mean to hurt you..."he looked down and was silent."Felix what happen?... what did tu do to me?" felix looked at tu "Get some rest ,i'll explain when tu wake up"he pulled the covers up"But im not tired" he laughed and put his hand on your forehead,all of a sudden everything got very foggy and tu felt really sleepy.You closed your eyes and started to drift to sleep the last thing tu remember is Soft laughing and someone saying "Sweet dreams love"
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When tu woke up tu were in felixs cama tu looked around to see him on the side of the bed.He must have been watching tu he looked like he was sleeping, but tu could tell he was faking.You lightly brushed your hand through his hair,he sleepily looked up at tu "your awake"he smiled."yes i am" tu smiled back at him tu must be going crazy tu were starting to like him...
"Felix..."you looked in his eyes and he smiled even bigger "what is it ?" he asked tu "What did tu do to me before?" he frowned and looked at the floor tu grabbed his head and made him look in your eyes."tell me" he looked down again and was silent for some time before he finally dicho "i...
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Opinion by Kanji posted hace más de un año
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When tu woke up tu were on a soft cama and surrounded por pillows.You were shaking though even though a huge warm blanket was covering you,you were really cold.Your stomach growled and tu started crying how long were tu asleep? tu were starving, cold and could barely move.You decided to try to get out of the room.You got out of cama and carefully shakily took a step adelante, hacia adelante holding onto the cama for help 'what did he do to me' tu thought tears falling down your face your body hurt with every movement.You got to the door and opened it and held onto the wall.You tried to take another step but fell down,darkness started to take over tu heard someone scream your name before tu fully blacked out.You woke up again not long after that.This time though there was people surrounding tu and tu were in a different cama in a different room.The people around tu looked like doctors and nurses.You saw in the far corner felix was siting in a chair with his head in his hands,a man was standing siguiente to him everyone looked hurried doing whatever it was they were doing there was lots of voices but all tu could make seance of was that the man was yelling at felix and felix was crying? 'what...
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Opinion by Kanji posted hace más de un año
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tu glared at your friend for betraying tu and then looked back at felix disgused "I dont care what your name is bring me back inicial NOW!"you screamed in his face wish this was all a bad dream."No"he dicho simply then continued "you will work as a maid around here and also serve every last vampire here" tu looked up at him "you have got to be kidding me" was all tu could say before he grabbed your shoulders and tu were back against the wall.You glared into his angry eyes,"No im not kidding" he dicho but his eyes losing up "You will be the maid around her.you'll clean,answer the door and anything else a vampire from this house asks of you" he let tu go and started to walk away tu friend fallowing him."She will mostrar tu to your room tu start at sun rise,Oh an do be careful your the only human in the house."he added and looked back with a grin.Your friend draged tu all the way back to the room tu were in before trying to talk to tu but tu wouldn't listen to her how could tu see traded tu for a vampire.You walked into the room and slammed the door in her face.You sat on the cama and cried tu wanted to go inicial then tu remmbered the house looked empty so tu have a chase of...
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Opinion by Kanji posted hace más de un año
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tu turned to see a figure holding your friends lifeless body. tu screamed and the figure saw tu and dissappered in the shadowy trees."Hey" tu screamed run to were the figure once was.you stopped and leaned over your friends lifeless body tu started to cry and everything got blurry.you jumped as someone touched your shoulder.you spun around to see a guy a little older then tu with red eyes.you backed up and bumped into something else tu turned around to see your friend with the same red hungry eyes,smiling evilly."what the" tu murmured to your self backing up,the guy took tu por your wast as tu backed up into him and stopped tu from moving."you know it's a waste that i want to keep tu human" he spoke slowly but clearly "sadly tu should be happy im not going to turn you...yet" he chucked and lay his head on your shoulder.you couldn't speak too afraid of what was happening then tu felt a pain in your neck and screamed then soon blacked out.You woke up and looked around you.The place looked like a abandon hotel,the windows were boarded up but tu could see sun light getting through.You went over to the door and walked into the hallway the lights in the hall were...
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List by Dreamer4eva posted hace más de un año
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1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes tu make me so mad i wanna throw tu in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style tu wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally did
8.hold me close and promise to never let me go
9. there comes a time in life when tu have to let go of the pointless drama and the people who create it and surround yourself with people who make tu laugh so hard tu forget the bad and solely on the good.after all life is to good to be anything but happy.
10.1 million memories...
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