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Article by salmiddle posted hace más de un año
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girl asked a boy:
(Girl)Do tu think I'm pretty?
(Boy)NO
(Girl)Do tu want to be with me forever
(Boy)NO?
(Girl)Wouls tu cry if I walked away?
girl asked a boy:
(Girl)Do tu think I'm pretty?
(Boy)NO
(Girl)Do tu want to be with me forever
(Boy)NO?
(Girl)Wouls tu cry if I walked away?

(Again the boy said)NO
She heard enough and waz hurt, ****he walked away tears ran down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm and said:
(Boy)- You're not pretty, you're BEAUTIFUL
(Boy)- I don't want to be with tu forever, I NEED to be with tu forever
(Boy)- and I wouldn't cry if tu walked away... I would DIE!!!!
(Boy whisperz)- Plzzzz stay with me...
(Girl whisperz)- I will...
Tonight at midnight your true amor will realize they amor you. Something good will happen to tu between 1-4 pm tomorrow it could be anywhere..Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If tu dont post this on to 5 other games tu will have relationship problems for the siguiente 10 years
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Fan fiction by phangirl2009 posted hace más de un año
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Chapter 1
I kept my eyes half closed even though I was awake. I had a full visual of what was going on around me and sadly, that meant my foster mother, Mrs. Lovett waking me up.
    “Emily, Emily,” she repeated in a sweet tone. This would have have made any other gal happy except I knew this would be over to soon.
    “EMIlY!”
    “I’m awake!” I yelp out smiling. Her wicked smile always made me happy.
    “Guess what? There’s good news.”
    “Have tu ever noticed good news for tu always seems to mean más work for me?”
    “No someone ordered you.”
    “What?! That can’t be, I mean I’m not McKenna” McKenna was known for her… looks I guess tu could say. Any boy could have her.
    “Yeah well whoever ordered tu sounded pretty mad so I would go.”    
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Fan fiction by HaleyDewit posted hace más de un año
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When the meeting was over and all of his minions were gone, Wyatt came into the kitchen. He found Chris, who was still sitting on the floor, and he curled his nose. “You know, Chris, that dishes really aren’t going to clean itself, if tu get my point”
Chris crawled up and walked to the sink, where he turned the tap open. Wyatt kept looking at him and it made him really nervous. He swallowed and rotated his head slowly to Wyatt. “Can I help tu with something, mister Halliwell?” Wyatt shook his head and Chris continued his work. “I was wondering if tu know where your loyalty lies”, he dicho coldly.
Chris blinked to make the words sink in. “See, I’ve heard out of a good source, that you’re planning to break the rules and go outside. tu have permission to go-” Chris looked up, surprised. “-but if tu do, tu cannot come back here” Chris got a disappointed expression on his face.
“But that’s not fair! tu can’t keep me in here forever! I need to go outside! Please, Wyatt, just let me go outside for one day, that’s all I’m asking for”, he desperately begged. Wyatt squeezed his lips together and a stubborn glance appeared in his...
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted hace más de un año
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1. Totally Ignore the first five people who say "Good Morning" to you.

2. Phone someone in the office tu barely know, leave your name and say, "just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".

3. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

4. When someone hands tu a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "mmmmmm, that feels soooo good!"

5. Leave your fly's open for one hour. If anyone points it out say, "Sorry I really prefer it this way, it lets the smell out".

6. In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out YAHTZEE".

7. Walk sideways to the photocopier, cangrejo style.

8. Say to your manager, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.

9. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did tu get all that, cause I don't want to repeat it".

10. Press the "no cup option" on the coffee machine, kneel down and drink directly from the nozzle.
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted hace más de un año
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1 - Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2 - If tu had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3 - There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4 - People who want to share their religious vistas with tu almost never want tu to share yours with them.

5 - tu should not confuse your career with your life.

6 - Nobody cares if tu can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7 - Never lick a filete knife.

8 - The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9 - tu will never find anybody who can give tu a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10 - tu should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that tu think she's pregnant unless tu can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
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Fan fiction by HaleyDewit posted hace más de un año
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Decades hace the San Francisco bahía had been overlapped por the gigantic Golden Gate Bridge. Night and día were perfectly separated and there was a balance between buildings and nature. However, ever since Wyatt Halliwell had taken over community, the city was covered in darkness 24/7. The bridge had been blown up when he’d lost his temper once again, which happened lots of times.
Everyone was scared to death for the hechiceras Ones son and there were only a handful of people who stood up to him. The rest of the community was murdered on his command o tried to please him por spying on the enemy o kill them. The Halliwell manor had become a place to fear and those who tried to escape from the Tiran tried to avoid the house as much as possible. It was also the place where Wyatt had his meetings. Tonight was one of them.
He was sitting at the living mesa, tabla and had a superiority expression on his face. He impatiently tapped on the mesa, tabla with his fingers. Than he glanced at the kitchen. “Chris Perry, what’s taking tu so long?” In the cocina there was a twenty-two año old guy walking up and down with plates with galletas and tea. He walked in in the living room and put...
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Article by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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1. Your lectura my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even lectura this.
4. tu didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did tu notice I skipped number three.
7. tu don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that tu silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then tu realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But tu remember that a fact is something that can be proven right o wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. tu wish tu never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch tu with the missing number this time. o did I?
14. tu wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind lectura powers amaze you.
16. tu totally forgot I was only supposed to tell tu ten facts.

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Opinion by orangeturnip posted hace más de un año
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User: Wendigo o yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome o disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious o vile; an action that arouses disgust o abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with tu at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak tu soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't this.

User: What is the meaning of life in your opinion.

Cleverbot: The book of Job says their is no meaning. We are human therefore forever bared from knowing the true meaning.

User: Okay but what is your opinion.

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List by frosti529 posted hace más de un año
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found this on the web:


10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces o twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did tu get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office cocina one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new pelaje, piel capa and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes o an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin,
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List by hsyw posted hace más de un año
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1. Everytime tu read Twilight, a kitten is born :D

2. If tu are obbsessed with mythical creatures, read Twilight!

3. If your life is all sad and gloomy, read Twilight!

4. If your completely bored, why not read Twilight!

5. ITS JUST AWESOME!!!!!! well to me and all the other Twilighters out there :D

PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fan fiction by yoshifan1976 posted hace más de un año
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Once there was a black Yoshi named Bob. He was new to town and didn't have any friends. He was a kind and caring Yoshi who had the power to heal. He went to school and saw a group of Yoshis. Bob asked the other Yoshis if he could play with them. The other Yoshis laughed and scoffed at him. He didn't get angry. He just walked away with his head to the ground. Then suddenly, a human was very very sick. She was taken to the hospital. The doctors couldn't admit her. There was nothing they could do. "Yoshi", he said. It meant let me heal her. Then out of the blue, Bob laid his hand on her chest and there was a light shining. Then the human was cured!!! "Thank you", she said. "Yoshi". (Which means you're welcome). The other Yoshis saw what was going on and they apologized to Bob in Yoshi. He forgave them and then they played tag. Then no one ever teased Bob again. He had new friends and they lived happily ever after.






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Guide by emmett posted hace más de un año
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* I didn't write this :)

1. Sit in a corner and pretend like you’re making out with yourself. (This works even better when 2 people are doing it separately.)
2. Pay entirely in pennies.

3. Tell them tu require three copies of the receipt for filing reasons.

4. Order a shake, and tell them tu want tocino, bacon with it. If they say no, complain loudly for others to hear, and scream out, "I guess tu really don't wana see me smile do you, because right now I don't exactly feel like smiling in light of the extenuating circumstances!"

5. Ask to see the manager, then complain to him about all of life’s problems. If they don’t let tu talk to the manager, walk out muttering, “You're gonna be lectura about this in the papers.”

6. While you’re in line, jump up and down like you’re having a spazz attack and scream repeatedly, “YO QUIERO taco BELL!”

7. Sell White castillo comida in the restrooms. Then when people get comida poisoning tu can blame it on McDonald’s.
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Article by IsabellaMCullen posted hace más de un año
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Whenever tu are siguiente bored, o feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your correo electrónico address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' o 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks tu to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your escritorio and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS".

Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy."

dont use any punctuation

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
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Fan fiction by yoshifan1976 posted hace más de un año
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Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse melocotón was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", melocotón told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a kiss and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. margarita hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between them. Mario felt Luigi's head. It was warm. For the siguiente few days, he took care of his sick brother. A week later, Luigi was cured. After they paid Mario the fee, Luigi and margarita thanked him. "Anything for tu guys", he dicho with a wink. Then he had to go back to the office. The Mario brothers did their special handshake and then he left. Mario was thankful for his brother Luigi. Glad tu feel better little bro, he thought with a smile.
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Guide by ThatDamnLlama posted hace más de un año
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Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do tu see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending?



Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms: Really not just bathrooms any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better then going into a bathroom, small closet o any other small room with only one way in o out. Only thing stupider to go into then a bathroom is a movie theater. Lots of places to run around before tu get eaten.



Rule 3: Seatbelts: Its a seguro bet unless your a complete dumb dumb ( see rule #7 ) your not going to be hoofing it on foot in the event of a zombie outbreak. So when travelling on four wheels wear your asiento belt. Nothing worse then finding yourself ejected out of your car into the loving and oh so hungry arms of zombies.



Rule 4: Doubletap: Carrying a gun is a great idea but it should never be your primary weapon. When tu do end up using it for that last minuto 'oh shit' moment remember to double tap. Its an emergency and thats why your using it and not your cricket bat so why skimp? One bullet más in the head...
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Opinion by zanesaaomgfan posted hace más de un año
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They dicho two years ago, there will be no school closings. Today, the segundo school, may be closed.

I have a video here:

link

Yes, East Ramapo School District is having the segundo school closing warning. Last year, they closed Colton Elementry School.

When tu watch this video, tu will understand the pain me and my sister are going through. This doesn't happen in CA.

My sister is still at the never ending meeting while me and my other sister worry.

Its not fair how they LIE to us. The Board of Education my ass, budgets my butt. Wheres the care for education. After all, its called Board of Education.

If tu live in my area o feel my pain, please post a comentario and spread the word.

Now they start taking gym, band, chrous, art!?!
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List by gossipgirlxoxo posted hace más de un año
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1. Shave one eyebrow.

2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring tu food.

3. Spill a lot of cerveza on his/her bed. Swim.

4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.

5. Stare at your roommate for five minutos out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

7. Keep a hámster as a pet. Buy a blender, and make milkshakes every day. Then, one day, get rid of the hamster. Make a shake using a lot of ketchup. When your roommate comes in, look at the shake, look at the empty cage, and tell your roommate, "I was curious."

8. Start a brothel.

9. Develop Multiple Personality Disorder, of the seven dwarfs in snow white.
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Opinion by sapherequeen posted hace más de un año
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It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different calle in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made tu feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of inicial that it always gave me. I also made new friends immediately; a little girl named Emma who was at least 2 years younger than me, and two siblings, Stella and Brent who were a lot older than me but were still alright for me to be around sometimes. It seemed like a great place to live, but that soon changed. On the first día my mother and stepfather saw our new house, they were approached por a group of neighbors. Two of these neighbors were a husband and wife that lived only like four houses away, and had three daughters. While talking with these people, my mother heard a comentario from either the husband o wife (she wasn’t sure). She could have sworn she heard one of them...
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List by Mallory101 posted hace más de un año
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..Thats right....Be amazed. (:


Abaza (Russia) Mysh bzi
Abaza (Russia) Umsh bzi
Abé (Côte d'Ivoire) Bomé
Abé (Côte d'Ivoire) Eli o
Abkhaz (Georgia) Mshybzia
Abkhaz (Georgia) Mshybziakua
Abkhaz (Georgia) [to a man] Bziara ubaant
Abkhaz (Georgia) [to a woman] Bziara bbant
Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Kwai
Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Kwai kwai
Abron (Ghana, Cote d'Ivoire) Akwaaba
Acateco (San Miguel Acatán Guatemala) Hanik'
Aceh (Sumatra) Saleum
Aceh (Sumatra) Assalamoe aleikoem
Achareta (South Asia) 'O
Achareta (South Asia) 'E
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Guide by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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meebo
(meebo) :meebo: *meebo*
positive
(smile) :) :-) =) =-)
:D :-D x-D X-D (grin)
(angel) O:)
fun
(lol) x-D X-D :))
:P :-P
(wink) ;) ;-)
;P ;-P
:'D
:-> :>
(cool) B) B-) 8) 8-)
:-* :*
:pirate: (arr) (arrr) (pirate) P)
<:-p <:o) <:-P (party)
confused
:S :-S :s :-s :? :-?
(hmm)
:\ :-\
oops
:x :X :-X :-x
negative
(mad) >>:( >:( >>:-( >:-(
(sad) :( :-(
(roll) (rolleyes)
:T :-T
:< :-<
(evil) (devil) >:) >>:) >>:-) >:-)
(angry) >:o
neutral
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Article by Free_Spirit posted hace más de un año
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Me: OKay well this is for my religion class, i publicado it on the escritura spot but no ones comentó and its dues this week soo um yeah. to give a note i have to use an artistic form to mostrar my image of Jesus, and i chose to use the sea as a metapor..okay please comment...and critism

Freedom:
To feel the sand
The sun on your back
It’s a no man’s land
With no fear of attack
No chains of society
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Fan fiction by Diblover111 posted hace más de un año
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This picture is also done by ak-47
Please note: Everything before the dotted line thing is not done por me, it is done por
ak-47. Just a couple differences in our writing: 1 They did theirs in 3rd person, I’m doing mine in 1st, point of view Dib. 2, They mention Dib is in pajamas, in mine Dib is in his normal clothes. Oh, and this story will continue. This is just the first part. Ok, here it is…

Dib stumbled out from the door, coughing and wheezing. He took a few steps adelante, hacia adelante before turning his eyes, red rimmed with smoke and exhaustion towards his burning house.
"Dad! Gaz!"
With a burst of adrenaline, he sped back towards his house only to be thrown back onto the unforgiving tarmac. A large explosion wracked the building, causing the windows of the parte superior, arriba floor to shatter spectacularly. Dib automatically shielded himself from the shards that rained down onto him - still a few managed to shred through the thin material of his pajamas and into his skin. He curled tighter into himself, not being able to oso, oso de his anguish, the horrible crackling noises and the screaming, oh god, the cacophony of screaming around him. And yet a clear voice roused him enough to lift his head.
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Guide by Bond_Of_Fury posted hace más de un año
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Ways how Lucky Luke would shoot faster than his shadow


Way 1: He can distract his shadow and quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 2: He can make a nice drawing and mostrar it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a nice drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 3: He can make a horrific drawing and mostrar it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a horrific drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 4: He can throw a rock at his shadow so that his shadow will be in pain for a while, and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 5: He can throw an anvil at his shadow so that his shadow would be needed to be picked up por an ambulancia and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 6: He can shout: “Watch out! Daltons!” and then he’d shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.
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Article by cassie-1-2-3 posted hace más de un año
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I thought I’d share with tu all, the horrible event I just experienced only moments ago…
First off, I need to explain my terrifying fear of roaches and all insects. When I was really young, around three years old, I believe, I had a horrible nightmare. I still remember it as clear as day. I was sitting in my bedroom one evening when my parents decided to go to the cine and leave me inicial all alone. I was sitting there, depressed… when a bunch of roaches stated crawling into my room from under the door. I screamed and jumped onto my bed. más and más were seeping through until the whole door just caved in. They started pouring in as I bravely fled the room. I went outside with roaches covering my body. I started running down the sidewalk to catch up to my parents, but as tu probably know, no matter how fast tu run in a dream, tu never seem to get any closer to your destination… Then it started raining. As the water rinsed all the roaches off of me, I found that they ate all my hair and my pretty red dress. I ran into my bedroom, dropped to my knees, and started crying… That was the moment, 17 years ago; that I woke up with the greatest phobia of roaches a...
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Opinion by orangeturnip posted hace más de un año
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when that ángel sits on my shoulder
whispers into my corazón
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the ángel appears to tu in form of desire
tu float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
tu jump about
cos tu cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this ángel with her good intensions
will make tu fly
the ángel will make tu cry
the ángel will make tu feel how others feel
so tu can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the ángel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already lost
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