I don’t know what makes tu so dumb but it really works.
Anybody who told tu to be yourself simply couldn’t have dado tu worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t tu have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let tu mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are tu always this stupid o are tu making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like tu before – but I had to pay an admission.
If tu took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d amor to help tu out…now, which way did tu come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, barbie is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, tu can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains por the time tu got there, so they gave tu a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope tu meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d amor to ask how old tu are, but unfortunately I know tu can’t count that high.
All día I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything tu know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did tu get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse tu to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did tu fall from the stupid tree?
Did tu have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like tu before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
I found a alot of frases that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D