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posted by moodystuff449
Thing are going round and round my head, o maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, o maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal más hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’ added Howl.

‘And you'll exploit me,’ Sophie said.

‘And then you'll cut up all my suits to teach me.’”— Diana Wynne Jones

"’Go to bed, tu fool,’ Calcifer dicho sleepily. ‘You're drunk.’

‘Who, me?’ dicho Howl. ‘I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold sober.’ He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the muro as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His bedroom door did escape him." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so." — Diana Wynne Jones (Castle in the Air)

"Typical! I break my neck trying to get here, and I find tu peacefully tidying up!" — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"If I give tu a hint and tell tu it's a hint, it will be information and I’m not allowed to do that." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"Yes, tu are nosy. You're a dreadfully nosy, horribly bossy, appallingly clean old woman. Control yourself. You're victimizing us all." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"I hope your tocino, bacon burns." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"In the land of Ingary where such things as seven-league boots and cloaks of invisibility really exist, it is quite a misfortune to be born the eldest of the three. Everyone knows tu are the one who will fail first, and worst, if the three of tu set out to seek your fortunes." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"Take it from me, Fate doesn't care most of the time." — Diana Wynne Jones (Castle in the Air)

"Bloody hell! I've got a hangover!"

‘No, tu hit tu head on the floor’

‘I can't stay. I've got to rescue that fool Sophie.’

‘I’m right here.’— Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"I make that four caballos and ten men just to get rid of one old woman. What did tu do to the King?" — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"You've no right to walk into people's castles and take their guitars." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"That's why I amor spiders. 'If at first tu don't succeed, try, try again’." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"Nobody gets praised for the right reasons." — Diana Wynne Jones (Castle in the Air)

"Nobody can buy a hat without gossiping." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"She was remorseless, but she lacked method." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"What a strange family tu are! Is your name Lettie too?" — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"Sophie did not care to think how Howl might react if Fanny woke him por stabbing him with her parasol." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"'She dicho 'Over my dead body!' so I took her at her word.' -the Witch of the Waste" — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"Meanwhile a certain amount of moaning and groaning was coming from upstairs. Sophie kept muttering to the dog and ignored it. A loud, hollow coughing followed, dying away into más moaning. Crashing sneezes followed the coughing, each one rattling the window and all the doors. Sophie found those harder to ignore, but she managed. Poot-pooooot! went a blown nose, a fagot in a tunnel. The coughing started again, mingled with moans. Sneezes mixed with the moans and the coughs, and the sounds rose to a crescendo in which Howl seemed to be managing to cough, groan, blow his nose, sneeze, and wail gently all at the same time. The doors rattled, the beams in the ceiling shook, and one of Calcifer’s logs rolled off onto the hearth.

‘All right, all right, I get the message!’ Sophie said, dumping the log back into the grate. ‘It’ll be green slime next.’" — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"All she heard siguiente of the strange conversation behind the sofa was Mrs. Pendragon saying something about sending Twinkle (or was his name Howl?) to cama without cena and Twinkle daring her to 'jutht TRY it." — Diana Wynne Jones (House of Many Ways)

"Christopher discovered that tu dealt with obnoxious masters and most older boys the way tu dealt with governesses: tu quite politely told them the truth in the way they wanted to hear it, so that they thought they had won and left tu in peace." — Diana Wynne Jones (The Lives of Christopher Chant)

"By now it was clear that Howl was in a mood to produce green slime any second. Sophie hurriedly put her sewing away.

‘I'll make some hot buttered toast,’ she said.

‘Is that all tu can do in the face of tragedy??’ Howl asked. ‘Make toast!’" — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I feel ill,’ Howl announced. ‘I'm going to bed, where I may die.’" — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’Wizard Howl,’ dicho Wizard Suliman. ‘I must apologize for trying to bite tu so often. In the normal way, I wouldn't dream of setting teeth in a fellow countryman.’" — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"Pray use both gatos as sponges if it pleases you, infatuated infantryman." — Diana Wynne Jones (Castle in the Air)

"Sophie dicho a bad word. In the dim light she had stubbed her toe on one of the many dusty bricks piled around the place.

‘Naughty-naughty’ Twinkle said.

'Oh shut up!’ Sophie said, standing on one leg to hold her toe. 'Why don't tu grow up?'" — Diana Wynne Jones (House of Many Ways)

“’Tell me of this wizard Howl of yours.’

Sophie’s teeth chattered, but she dicho proudly, ‘He’s the best wizard in Ingary o anywhere else. If he’d only had time, he would have defeated that djinn. And he’s sly and selfish and vain as a peacock, and tu can’t pin him down to anything.’

‘Indeed?’ asked Abdullah. ‘Strange that tu should speak so proudly of such a lista of vices, most loving of ladies.’

‘What do tu mean, vices?’ Sophie asked angrily. ‘I was just describing Howl.’” — Diana Wynne Jones (Castle in the Air)

“’You can clean the webs out if tu want to, but don’t kill the spiders’ dicho Howl.

‘But they’ll just make más webs!’ Sophie exclaimed.

‘Exactly.’ Howl grinned.” — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a fan fiction featuring ponies. If you're not into that stuff, run away immediately.

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*


A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven por two russian stallions.

This was playing on their radio: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)...
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with tu guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person siguiente to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your preguntas to the class.

6.Sit in...
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1. Do tu like pie?

2. Are you, o have tu ever been a squirrel?

3. Are tu afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are tu a people person o a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have tu ever wondered what it would be like if tu were an apple?

7. Have tu ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can tu get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have tu ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have tu ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do tu have a sword handy?

14. Do tu like pie?

15. Am I weird...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him tu met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do tu listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him por his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your favorito! guy[If tu hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson o some who tu like ALLOT!]

9. Come inicial saying tu found your true...
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No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If tu want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...
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Source: google
posted by 1-2vampire
The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - o Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row


We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening o something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, más commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...
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just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped por terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds estola it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket estola it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...
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posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuto intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people tu can get to registrarse in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department por sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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So I've come to notice how much overrated as been being used across fanpop. And on parte superior, arriba of that, a good number of people really don't know what it means--or so it would seem. So I wanted to make an articulo of it since I seem to be making the same comentario over and over again explaining overrated across the site; it's just so much easier to have an articulo to link to. Yes, parts of this are taken from my comentario on my overrated poll.

All of the italics are from old comments


First and foremost; what is overrated?
A lot of people seem to have it mixed up (not just on this fan club either).
Overrated...
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Source: Rolando Burbon aka Xzendor7
added by mmzeoscouts
added by loonybug
Source: tumblr
added by ladolcevita
Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last
As many of tu know I made a lista of 20 favorito! animated heroes, which fanpop actually advertised on the fanpop page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous o something. Anyway just like with my favorito! animated heroines lista I'm going to be making a lista of the worst animated heroes. I just amor to do these hate artículos just as much as my favorito! ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just más fun because tu get to make más jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a comentario and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...
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Part 4 - but still in no particular order

61.
Name: John Hannah (Actor)
From: The Mummy/Sliding Doors
Character: Johnathan/James
Attraction: His scottish accent even though I know he doesn't have it in The Mummy - I still like him



62.
Name: Calvin Harris (Singer)
Attraction: His voice - when I heard I'm Not Alone I just couldn't get enough of it - his voice was just beautiful to me. Alas, he is also Scottish



63.
Name: Jonas Altberg (Singer)
From: Basshunter
Attraction: Well just look at those gorgeous eyes



64.
Name: Mark Strong (Actor)
From: Stardust
Character: Septimus
Attraction: I suppose...
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1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are tu doing?", say, "What are tu doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the sofá until tu give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...
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link

60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. queen Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS
posted by blaise_jez
I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R l Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall muro and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 segundos and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....
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