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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off tu aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so tu aren't the one stressed on birth control , tu do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minutos tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell tu at what hora to be inicial when tu in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than inicial as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If tu get drunk tu are not seen as if tu did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in amor over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true friends , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached por a stranger on calle wanting your money o anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy tu can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places tu can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if tu are fat o not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
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I'm not sure if anybody is reading, but if tu are: HI!!! And I've read several other artículos much like this one.

On with the show!!! ...if anybody is reading...


THINGAMAJIGS:

1) I'm a pegasister/I like MLP.

2) I'm barely starting the new school año and I feel like I'm failing my geometry/math class.

3) I am obsessed with an anime character, along with the anime itself, Mizore Shirayuki from Rosario Vampire. And I wannabe just like her ( hence the nombre de usuario ).

3) I want my punctuation and grammar just right. So if tu see an error: tell me!!

4) I'm always the bullied kid.

5) I can't stand jazz and...
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posted by Elacool
"I don't know,guys,"Amy Allen said,studying the door in front of her."This looks way too much like homework to me.And school doesn't even start up for another week"

"I don't know why we let tu tag along.Try and think positive.This is going to be great" Briana Ornette said." A trip to a museum will be a great adventure only if tu just mostrar a little enthusiasm".

" I think my enthusiasm just died,"Amy replied."A museum......"She made it sound like the sentence of doom.

"Don't be so negative Amy,if tu don't like it,we can go somewhere else but only if the rest of the gang agrees with me" I said."Let's...
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Eve Dipalo walked into her school. Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She set her libros inside her locker, and was about to walk off but noticed someone scooting toward her. "Um hi?" Eve said, confused, when the brunette girl came up to her. "I'm sorry if I creep tu out o something, but for some reason, I felt... drawn to you." The girl said. "I-uh, don't know what to say." Both girls lunged adelante, hacia adelante in pain. "OUCH!" They both screeched at the same time. Everybody turned to the two girls, now lying on the floor. The brunette tried getting up but collapsed back down. A teacher...
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posted by yours_forever
down in the workshop

all the elves were makin' toys

for the good gentile girls

and the good gentile boys

when the boss busted in

nearly scared 'em half to death

had a rifle in his hands and

cheap whiskey on his breath

from his beard to his boots

he was covered with ammo

like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo

and he smiled as he dicho with a twinkle in his eye

"merry navidad to all-

now you're all gonna die!"

the night santa went crazy

the night st.nick went insane

realized he'd been gettin a raw deal

something finally must have snapped in his brain

well,the workshop is gone now

he decided to bomb it...
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Shot through the corazón and you're to blame
Darlin' tu give amor a bad name

An angel's smile is what tu sell
You promise me heaven then put me through hell
Chains of amor got a hold on me
When passion's a prison tu can't break free

Whoa, you're a loaded gun, yeah
Whoa, there's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Shot through the corazón and you're to blame
You give amor a bad name
(Bad name)
I play my part and tu play your game
You give amor a bad name
(Bad name)
Hey, tu give amor a bad name

Paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boy's dream, tu act so shy...
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I’m not alone
Even when we’re apart
I feel tu in the air, yeah
I’m not afraid
I know what you’re thinking
I can hear tu everywhere
Some people say it’ll never happen
And we’re just wasting time
But good things come when u least expect them
So I don’t really mind
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
Just remember
That no one else can tell us who we are
We’ll be together
So don’t ever stop listening to your heart
‘Cause I can’t turn mine off, whoa, whoa… oh
I can’t pretend
This is a rehearsal for the real thing
Because it’s not, and
I know we’re young...
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My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he dicho that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were actuación like animales just because of me and I dicho that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 año old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no más fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank tu for those who took their time lectura my story. Goodbye and I hope that tu could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
If tu like tekken and Naruto, tu may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If tu look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. tu tell me: do tu think this should be looked over?
posted by akatsuki_lover9
 flippy burying firestar
flippy burying firestar
it's been one sunrise since I killed tigerstar. I can still feel his blood between my claws. I wonder if the rest of the clan gatos are thinking about my warning. I hope they are. If they aren't then let them be fools. That will just make it even más fun to decide their fate. “how did I do scourge?” flippy's voice brings my attention back to the present. “you scared the fleas off their mangy pelts.” scourge replied. “with tu here they'll have to give us the forest.”
days passed by. Nothing exiting happened. Then it was the día the clan gatos had to make their decision. Excitement...
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1.FLIPPY:the most awesome character that ever lived in the history of anything. i would give anything for him to be real.(even though everyone would be dead)

2.DOVEWING:misunderstood cat with powers that help shape her clan's future every day.

3.SPOTTEDLEAF:loyal, sweet, gentle medicine cat who will always be remembered even after she's long gone.

4.SCOURGE:amazing leader who can kill another of his kind with the flick of a paw. hardly shows any emotion other than anger. holds grudges easily and takes his revenge better than the grudge herself.

5.SILVERSTREAM:kind riverclan she cat. her death was...
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