Make your own sentence (be honest though);

Step 1: Choose your mes of birth...

January: I hate...
February: I ran naked with...
March: I need...
April: I shot...
May: I smoked weed with...
June: I killed...
July: I pissed on...
August: I fucked...
September: I got married with...
October: I stabbed...
November: I gave a blowjob to...
December: I took a crap on...

Step 2: Choose your birthday;

1: A monkey...
2: A prostitute...
3: A vacuum cleaner...
4: You...
5: Barney the dinosaur...
6: A dog...
7: Santa Clause...
8: A travesty...
9: A porn star...
10: A condom...
11: A bowl of cereal...
12: A jew...
13: A lesbian...
14: A horse...
15: An old man...
16: A drug dealer...
17: A clown...
18: An old woman...
19: A dildo...
20: Michael Jackson...
21: A drunk mexican...
22: An egg...
23: A peice of shit...
24: A robot...
25: A nazi...
26: A puppett
27: George Bush...
28: A black guy...
29: Madonna...
30: A cookie jar.
31: A fat guy...

Step 3: Choose the colour of your t - camisa, camiseta your wearing right now;

White: Because that's what I am.
Black: Because I'm Sexy.
Pink: Because my friend told me to do it.
Red: Because I was horny.
Blue: Because I'm gay.
Yellow: Because I hate life.
Gray: Because I stink.
Green: Because I smoked crack.
Orange: Because I'm ugly.
Brown: Because I'm racist.
Squares: because I got an orgasm.
No t -shirt: Because I have perfect Abs ;)
Other: Because I'm single.

Now write the sentence in the comentario Box to mostrar the world what kind of person tu are...