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posted by cloudstrifefan
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1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's música teacher once dicho of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school baloncesto team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a mes and dropped out forever.
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Source: http://secondsightresearch.tripod.com/cattales/index.html
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When tu get jealous of luke because his light saber is double the size of yours

You found this page with intentions of locating the estrella Wars "greek" club.

You would amor to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your culo so tu can be as wise as Yoda

When tu get into a fight, tu automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...

If tu get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.

When tu spend time watching the estrella Wars trilogy because tu think there will be a test on it later.

You puñetazo, ponche out trekkies who say "Death estrella my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9"....
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" Every human thinks different things are right and different things are wrong. Whether something is normal o not, it is still different for every person. Happiness is the same way -- everyone has their own definition of it. " ----Yuko Ichihara

"Believe none of what tu hear and only half of what tu see" ------ my grandfather

"No ghosts exist. tu can see them, hear them, and touch them. But they do not exist. Which is why science dissmises them. But to claim they are a fabrication and do not exist because science ignores them is a mistake. Because ghosts are real." ----Natsuhiko Kyogoku

"If...
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parte superior, arriba 11 things to do when your house is on fire


1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
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2)Time to try out the newest bikini tu bought as it is going to be hot with fuego and all tu know.
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3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when tu start running out of house.
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4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on fuego with picture of your house: A formula which will make tu super popular
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5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about fuego and ask them to bring some food.
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6)Buy water pouches to put off fuego till...
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posted by GoldnSnitch_96
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Ok, alot of people are shittin their pants because some achient calander dicho that the world is coming to and end. R u 4 ceral? Plus, alot of u are thinking, but bro, so much shit is going down it isnt funny, the world is gonna end bro! Ok, so stuff looks preatty bad now. japón is in shit and there are earth quakes and floods. But think about it,what do u think people were thinking during the black plague? o the world wars? The world isnt gonna be over yet. Mabey soon. Mabey the moment u finish lectura this your house will blow up. Mabey tomorow a paino will fall on the prime minister. We...
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Link I found this on: link

Just when we thought facebook couldn’t impact our lives anymore, it found another way.

An Israeli couple has named their baby Like, after the Like button on Facebook. We’ve heard some unique names in our time, but this one is a bit silly. The couple claims they thought the name sounded “modern and innovative.”

facebook did not pay the couple, obviously, but this incident shows how large a role social media play in our lives. siguiente thing tu know, parents will start naming their children, Facebook. Wait, that actually happened earlier this year! A man in Egypt named his daughter facebook to express “his joy at the achievements made por the January 25 youth.”

Now we turn to our community. What do tu think of these names? What’s the most unusual name you’ve ever heard of?

Thanks for reading.
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
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Isn't it amazing how song lyrics can describe exactly how tu feel? tu can listen to a song, and each word aches through your body like a personal message to you. Reminds tu that someone understand your confusion, your hurt, your situation.


Isn't it brilliant when unintentionally tu smile the biggest smile you've ever smiled. That smile that tu thought tu would never smile again.


Isn't it ridiculous how a friend can go from being a great friend, to a worst enemy overnight? tu have one argument and "BAM"! tu hate eachother, you've lost someone that used to make tu smile, and now instead...
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1. go in your room and yell hysterically and when your parents come in, say i did that , i think NOT
2.get a bucket of water and dump it on your self (do not dry off) and go eat cereal.

3.bark at everything your mom/dad says

4. have a almohada fight por your self

5.stare at your feet

6. see ho many bubble gum pieces can fit in your mouth

7. pants someone

8. eat ketchup

9. ghost rave a stranger (dance behind them and when they turn around act normal)

10. act like a monkey

11. stalk your dog

12. run in circles at walmart

13. paint your cat o dog

14. see how much water tu can drink and NOT go to the bathroom.

15. cuss off your dog in pig Latin
posted by invadercalliope
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Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My corazón is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its amor i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My friends call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin
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Not So Smart, Need A Sign?

Number One Idiot
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.
She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady....
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posted by fly210
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THE WEEKLY RANDOM!!!!

1/12/11
I was talking to my friend today and we were going to meet up in that game.... Wizared 101. IT WAS DOWN FOR UPGRADES!!!! I meen IT WAS A SNOW DAY!!!! that's when ALL the little kids say "OO mom! I'm going to play on wizared 101!" but NOOOOOOOO. instead the kid find out how to cuss.
*bleep* *bleep* *bleep* this dunb *BLEEEEEEEEP!!*
the only thing we could do was listen to dumb songs por lady ga ga. sometimes I think that's ALL SHE CAN SAY!!! ga ga!!! what is she? A BABY!!! don't anser that. see tu and have a pie night!


1/18/11
yesterday night I was talking to my friend...
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LADY GAGA

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TAYLOR SWIFT

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EMINEM

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LADY ANTEBELLUM

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KE$HA

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USHER

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THE BLACK EYED PEAS

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JUSTIN BIEBER

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RIHANNA

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DRAKE

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KATY PERRY

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SUSAN BOYLE


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JASON DERULO

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B.O.B

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TAIO CRUZ


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TRAIN

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LUDACRIS

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TREY SONGZ
    

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MICHAEL BUBLE

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LIL WAYNE

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ALICIA KEYS

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BRUNO MARS


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CARRIE UNDERWOOD

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MILEY CYRUS


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ZAC BROWN BAND

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JAY-Z


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ADAM LAMBERT

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MICHAEL JACKSON

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YOUNG MONEY

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ANDREA BOCELLI

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IYAZ

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OWL CITY

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JOHN MAYER

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MIKE POSNER

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NICKI MINAJ

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JASON ALDEAN

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GLEE CAST

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JAY SEAN

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SELENA GOMEZ

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MIRANDA LAMBERT

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THE SCRIPT

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TIMBALAND

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ONEREPUBLIC

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SNOOP DOGG

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DAVID GUETTA

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SADE

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SUGARLAND

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ENRIQUE IGLESIAS...
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Hey, I got bored and was flipping through some papers, and I saw where I started to write this song. So I edited what was there and tried to fix it up some and added the rest. It was just for fun. Hope tu like it.



Need You


INTRO:
(Hey hola Hey)
Hear what I say
I need tu I want you
(Come closer)

And, and
Oh I know, oh
Theres, theres más to life.
Than waiting, for tu to realize.
(What tu need, its right in front of your eyes)
But really, its all I wanna do.
Just be with you, be with you

&& I sit here
With my head hung low
And the phone in my lap.
I sit here
Wait for tu to call back
(But tu never...
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posted by MiizLadiDiime
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1. I kissed a frog and he daint turn into a prince instead it spat a fly in my face!

2. I kissed a dog and spit got in my mouth -yum

3. I kissed a pig and it burped in my mouth tasted of crap

4. I kissed the sidewalk and it tasted of wee tangy

5. I kissed a vampire and he bit me i nearly died and now im paralised

6. I kissed a tortuga it and it kissed me back slowly

7. i kissed my reflection and my mirror was drooly

8. I kissed a guy and he rejected

9. I Kissed a baby and got sent to jail now i am a pedo

10. I kissed a girl and ...I liked it
posted by nessienjake
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It was on my correo electrónico and I found it funny so I decided that other people might read it too :)





Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and pistolas and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of cama and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the cama he gets on parte superior, arriba of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw...
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posted by lydiascats
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things i hate:
Hannah Montana
Dallas Cowboys
braids
Whoppers
my brother
Owen
school
Barbies
dolls

things i like:
chicken fingers
computers
Total Drama Island
Total Drama Action
Creative Zens
spelling things wrong
gótico colors
pink
actuación VERYVERYVERYVERY blond
SHINY STUFF

words to describe me:
crazy
quiet
misunderstood
wild
TDI-obsessed
weird
blonde
confused

THESE SENTENCES I WILL NOW TYPE WILL BE SO STUPID AND RANDOM...
I kickewd Chuck Norris because I like to jump off cliffs!!!
Chickenfingers lie about being pink!!!
Whoppers say eat me today!!!

as i said, totally dumb and random.