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posted by ShiningsTar542
All of us hate to do exercise, but it is necessary to stay fit and healthy. It is worse when the summer is hot and humid and the last thing we want to do is go for a jog...

But, no matter the season it is important to exercise. Staying fit doesn't mean spending 3 hours a día at the gym, there are ways to be active in your día to día life and burn calories at the same time.

For example:

Forget the elevator and the escalator. Take the stairs whenever tu can to keep your behind looking good.

Stand up. Instead of sitting on the bus o train, stand. tu may not realize it, but standing takes más energy then sitting.

Clean up your room, and help around the house. Not only will this please your mother o father, but tu will also be burning calories while tu work.

Don't stay home. Meet up with your friends, go for a walk, and get out and see things! Moving around and staying active is the best way to stay fit. If tu can, go swimming o go for a long walk.

Play with your brothers and sisters o with your pet. Play is a great way to exercise. Whether tu play a game, just mess around, o play fetch with the dog, all of these options are good ways to get moving.

This summer, don't be a slug. Get off the sofá and get moving, tu will feel better and look great.
Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service escritorio and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid o a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....
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posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do tu want?" "I'm calling to reportar my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank tu very much for the call, sir." The siguiente day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how tu looked más important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If tu think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone lectura the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. o the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an articulo here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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posted by cute20k
1. Your lectura my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even lectura this.
4. tu didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did tu notice I skipped number three.
7. tu don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that tu silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then tu realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But tu remember that a fact is something that can be proven right o wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. tu wish tu never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch tu with the missing number this time. o did I?
14. tu wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind lectura powers amaze you.
16. tu totally forgot I was only supposed to tell tu ten facts.
This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog fan character. Do tu think it's good?
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Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 año old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel pescado and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel pescado could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a buscar as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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I couldn't post this as a pregunta since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight fan on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. tu can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a comentario to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the pregunta had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a puñetazo, ponche in the stomach....
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutos early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything tu write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read preguntas aloud, debate your respuestas with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children canto in a row, then tu sneeze and tu fall down. Did tu ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - tu used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how tu knew tu had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - tu know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal favorito! of mine) o a más scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell tu a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe tu can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when tu apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up por canto playa Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say tu taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny o not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would tu like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh tu gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: tu gonna tell me my fortune o what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell tu your fortune?


Random guy: tu dicho tu WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have tu been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and galletas don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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posted by jedigal1990
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Hello fellow misceláneo fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform tu that a certain new fanpoper with the nombre de usuario of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a pregunta saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a foros saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now tu will not be able to find these two contributions why tu ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if tu want proof that she dicho this check out this forum
link
Now tu may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have dado us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We amor to be held, talked too but if tu press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very Valiente generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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