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posted by shutyourface
don't worry this articulo is not about oveja o bananas it is about a más serious matter.

this is a debate and i want everyone lectura this
escritura a comentario about what tu think is write o wrong

so anyway

here i go

what came first

the egg

o the chicken?

thats my debate and i want EVERYONE who's a fan
of misceláneo to write what they think is right

and become a fan of me and become a fan of my

and remember

what came first
the egg
o the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
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posted by canal
There is a game called woozworld -add me tu tu have one as well my name is ellanem- i've been playing it for a long time i've made tons of friends and one friend named Harrystyonede -name say Harry Sty one de- he says he harry styles -i know he's not- but i decide to dress up like louis tomlinson for the lol's and then harry acts around me -as louis- as if he would it were really harry and i think he's cute,funny,nice and all that but then i freeze and when i get back on he's gone im sad and sulk over him for a few days until i see him again and after all that, after i fall in amor with him..he doesn't remember me :(
The most misceláneo thing ever made - me and my friend talking on facebook chat. Brace yourself for an undescribable dose of epicness.

H - Hattress
E - Her Friend Emily

H: Why do tu call me and not say anything?
Second time in a row?

E: When did I call you?
Probably my sister was playing.

H: That explains a lot.
Many people call me por accident because I'm first on their contacts list. (my name starts with a)

E: Was she canto "Hallelujah"?

H: Nope.
There were only some creaks
and kind of a distant scream
I thought that maybe you're being murdered.

E: Because we've got a torture chamber in our basement, but...
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posted by lupichkata
Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what tu did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand o a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of tu and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it...
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posted by NarutoCrypt
•    HUG it daily
•    Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
•    Kiss it twice everyday
•    Play patty cake with it fiercely
•    Don’t cuss in your house
•    Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
•    Don’t let it watch educational television
•    Enter the room with a bow ,when tu visit your caballos dormitory
•    Don’t ever scare it o tease it with yarn...
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1. tu grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. tu take fotos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when tu sneeze.
5. tu don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at starbucks and tu don’t even work there.
7. tu spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your gatos are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. tu can’t even remember your segundo cup.
10. tu can jump-start your car without cables.

*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
cabina for the Summer
Chapter Ten: Chelsea & Others
(I know this isn’t supposed to be Chelsea’s chapter, but since Chelsea and James broke up something is going to happen!)
By: moolah

    “I can’t do this anymore!” I screamed in his face, tears running down my face. “Stop yelling at me!” He yelled, a fist at his side. “It’s not helping anything!” Tori walked downstairs in her PJ’s and her eyes looking heavy. All the lights downstairs were on and Beth and David were trying to sleep, but I didn’t care. James had come back to the cabina drunk again with...
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posted by Insane4ever
Before i start this story....sorry if i misspell things......

A guy is laying dead in a desert.....or is he just unconcious....he is moveing.....he cant be dead,this story will be following that guy.....that misterious guy that is misteriously laying in the middle of the desert....

The guy is slowly opening his eyes.....the sun is distracting him he cant see anything clearly enough yet.....he is thinking that he must have been unconcious for a long time,but how long,he doesnt know.his sight is slowly clearing up,he sees that he is in the middle of a desert.....no objects o trees o bushes around...
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posted by EllentheStrange
1.I got stabbed por a freaking spoon!
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I puñetazo, ponche boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the maní, cacahuete butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet tu Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy oso, oso de is staring at me.
posted by TDAPlayer158
Tonight tu go on a murder spree.

It happens every week.

I'm hoping that tu won't kill me.

tu buy weapons and guns.

tu are certainly hooked.

tu go crazy when your victim runs.

Once the bones are torn.

tu cannot turn back.

I hate to say a war is born.

tu may think it's a-thrilling,

To end so many lives.

But tu should not go a-killing.

tu like it when your victims go jumping,

They give out loud hollers.

But you'll soon come to nothing.

Your stopping people from eating,

This trouble needs to stop.

No más talking, no más beating.

I know this will not cease,

It has been a año now,

tu have become a beast.

My friend, my friend.
posted by randomer123boo
here u go

1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the parte superior, arriba of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the comprar has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the comprar

if tu have done one o más of these tips tu should have benn trono out

have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
posted by shomill
respect- sit down, shut up, and treat the other person like a god/goddess no matter how they really act

love- being nice to someone all the time, even when they obviously can't stand tu and and tu and them both would be much happer if tu weren't together

loyalty- sticking around for no reason, except possibly that you're too insecure to leave

faith- belief in something even in a complete absence of proof

hope- no matter how impossible your wishes seem, you're stupid enough to keep wishing

cynic- a realist, hardened por a lifetime of emotional bondage
posted by jblovesme4ever
parte superior, arriba WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHER

1)cry randomly

2) when the teacher calls on tu say whocares

3)when somone else answeres a qustion say i no ino and if the teacher calls on tu say how should i no

4)scream out nerd when tu walk por somene

5)call smart ppl nerds

6)read magizenes when tu are supposed to do work

7)read this lista as your history reportar and say this should be an a ppls

8) play your ipod and say this is my fravorite song

9) always say yea when tu get an f in a test

10) say i llove tu to your teaachers

11)the end is always the begining of your project
posted by Diblover111
 This picture is also done por ak-47
This picture is also done by ak-47
Please note: Everything before the dotted line thing is not done por me, it is done por
ak-47. Just a couple differences in our writing: 1 They did theirs in 3rd person, I’m doing mine in 1st, point of view Dib. 2, They mention Dib is in pajamas, in mine Dib is in his normal clothes. Oh, and this story will continue. This is just the first part. Ok, here it is…

Dib stumbled out from the door, coughing and wheezing. He took a few steps adelante, hacia adelante before turning his eyes, red rimmed with smoke and exhaustion towards his burning house.
"Dad! Gaz!"
With a burst of adrenaline, he sped back towards...
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