User: Hi there.
Cleverbot: The game.
User: Aww damnnit!
Cleverbot: Are tu a furry?
User: No are you?
Cleverbot: I am an engineer.
User: So do tu work for skynet.
Cleverbot: No I work for Chiquita Bananas.
User: So do tu know jesús por any chance.
Cleverbot: Actually, yes, I am indeed a computer, but I wouldn't say 'only' a computer... Do tu know how powerful a computer can be?
User: Thats not relevant to anything I said.
Cleverbot: I was answering your question.
User: No tu were ranting about how awesome tu were. I asked if tu had met Jesus.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot how awesome I am. ?
User: Are tu retarded.
Cleverbot: Hot plátano milkshake.