Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if tu think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)
1. A limón is lying on the parte superior, arriba step, and tu are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. segundos later tu land on your ass, and siguiente tu are in the hospital with a severe concussion.
2. A limón is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the limón that was created por your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the limón into her concoction. siguiente few days tu suffer from unhappy stomach pains and tu are diagnosed with stomach flu.
3. Amazingly, your room is moved near the kitchen, and the bowl of frutas is closest to your room, which is filled with lemons. Late at night, tu wouldn't believe, but tu SWORE tu saw a shadow of a limón outside of your room, right where the knives would be. tu go to investigate...and there is a cuchillo siguiente to the non-moving lemon. What does this mean? It might be too dramatic to place on here...but tu can figure it out.
4. Sometimes, we mistake things the wrong way. Which is why when tu go to the nearest aquarium, try not to mistake the blowfish with the limón tu have at inicial that your sister put pencil points all over. And try not to eat that limón either, otherwise....well, lead poisoning is low on the chart of popularity deaths.
5. Keep the limón away from your face when tu open it. They like to be extremely agrio, agria that tu are exposing them too much near the apples, so they squirt at tu for doing the deed. Now tu know why most apples found near lemons are red.
Hope these amused you. Some of these are true, some are false. This was just for entertainment. Hopefully this was one of those 'lmao' moments. :)
1. A limón is lying on the parte superior, arriba step, and tu are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. segundos later tu land on your ass, and siguiente tu are in the hospital with a severe concussion.
2. A limón is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the limón that was created por your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the limón into her concoction. siguiente few days tu suffer from unhappy stomach pains and tu are diagnosed with stomach flu.
3. Amazingly, your room is moved near the kitchen, and the bowl of frutas is closest to your room, which is filled with lemons. Late at night, tu wouldn't believe, but tu SWORE tu saw a shadow of a limón outside of your room, right where the knives would be. tu go to investigate...and there is a cuchillo siguiente to the non-moving lemon. What does this mean? It might be too dramatic to place on here...but tu can figure it out.
4. Sometimes, we mistake things the wrong way. Which is why when tu go to the nearest aquarium, try not to mistake the blowfish with the limón tu have at inicial that your sister put pencil points all over. And try not to eat that limón either, otherwise....well, lead poisoning is low on the chart of popularity deaths.
5. Keep the limón away from your face when tu open it. They like to be extremely agrio, agria that tu are exposing them too much near the apples, so they squirt at tu for doing the deed. Now tu know why most apples found near lemons are red.
Hope these amused you. Some of these are true, some are false. This was just for entertainment. Hopefully this was one of those 'lmao' moments. :)
I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.
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Ash
Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if tu ever, one día decide to call me that. If tu think I'm insane, run away, because tu are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too tu a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. tu think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.
Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .