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1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as tu walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at tu for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like l (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t tu wearing shoes” tu reply por standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.

7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.


9. When your teacher tells tu to stop, cruzar, cruz your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”

10.Don’t do your Homework.

11. When your teacher asks tu why tu didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.

12. When tu have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), tu stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do tu need help on?” tu smirk and whisper “I know what tu did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)

14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.

15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”

16. 5 minutos after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”

16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.

17. (Back in normal clothes) hand dulces out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for tu =P that’s payback for that F!” >D

18. Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why tu were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D

19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 segundos and the bottom.


20. When tu leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”

21. mostrar up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)

22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”

23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”

24. Whisper to the person siguiente to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”

25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out misceláneo things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.

26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.

27. Tell your teacher tu heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.

28. During an exam, act like tu need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)

29. When tu graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS tu SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up por their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”

31.Everytime she/he says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect

32.Speak like Yoda

33.Correct her/him whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'

34.Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language

35.Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says

36.Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance"

37.Ask if why she asks preguntas if she "supposedly" knows the answer.

38.Tell her tu know shakespeare personally, and her/his interpretations are wrong

39.when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper o rubbers at them

40.When the teacher says to “take a seat”, tu answer “take it where”.

41.When the teacher calls your name at roll call, tu answer “Absent

42.If tu so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.

43.Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it

44.Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head

45.Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one o two points higher than it actually is.

46.Use crayon for important assignments

47.When possible, eat comida in class. Loud, crunchy food

48.Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.

49.Blurt out the respuestas to the teachers questions

50.Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.

51.. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”

52.Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.

i got a lot of these from jus copyinqq +& pastinqq so dont give mehh alL the credit!!
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You have to hang tight, hold on, be strong, mover on, and keep your chin up. Cause tomorrow you'll deside on another way.

When everything inside tu hurts, tu just cant believe how it always comes back so much wrose. Just when tu think tu had all tu can take, just stick up your head and know that tu will always have a better day.

Somedays it can be hard and feels like the world is spining. Its never easy but we have rough times to try and build up our character not...
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added by TheLefteris24
added by TheLefteris24
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1. Maldives

Honestly this one is actually probably in my parte superior, arriba 5, I actually didn't discover it until after typing my first article. The Maldives are tied for first on my 'to visit list'.

For one thing the Maldives is inicial to a bioluminescent playa (a playa that has glowing water) and I have always wanted to visit one of those. They are...
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1. Her design
    
I amor both of her normal and mecha battle suit. I amor how her swords behind her battle form placed together like a pair of wings for her. I...
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posted by alexischaos2004
Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop.



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Hi everyone!

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Female:

10. Bae Suzy

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9. Gracie Gold

The Olympic oro medalist for figure skating a while back in 2014. Her smile is just adorable :) I want it. And her makeup is awesome; she looks so cute.



8. Elizabeth Taylor

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7. Audrey Hepburn

My favorito! classic...
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Top 25

Some of them are refromed o simply played an antagonistic role but are not super evil. Won't state which ones are reformed because spoilers.

1. Azula (Avatar)
2. Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)
3. Bellatrix...
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 Enjoy!
Enjoy!
(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers tu in any way, please contemplate lectura something else. Thank you.)

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WELL tu KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS...
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Lyrics are like this
(Thoughts are like this)
Let's go!


Hearing título for the first time: (Whaddya think he's gonna do, get a mop and clean tu up?)

This might be wrong, but here's all I know, here's all I know
(Well unless you're stupid o have amnesia, tu are wrong.)

Most times I pretend that he's just a friend, he's just a friend
(Good.)

Yeah I'll try to make our hearts beat in time
Even though your rhythm might not be with mine
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And also, HUGE BIG MAJOR Shout-Out to a person named Todd Nathonson for helping me realize some of the even better songs out there.

So let's get down to it. tu will see some old ones, but tons of new candidates on this NEW AND IMPROVED list.

Let's get started!...
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 This actually happened to me on a few occasions. Yeah, that día sucked. ^__^
This actually happened to me on a few occasions. Yeah, that day sucked. ^__^
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Seriously though, some of these songs are also very nostalgic to me, and I used to hear some when I was just a little kid.

And it's ABOUT DAMN TIME I took time to appreciate those songs that never left my head when I was a child, and even to this day, I hum these songs around twice a day.

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por request; the male version of my parte superior, arriba villain list. As it would turn out, I do in fact also amor me a good male antagonist. I know, shocking right?

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That whole "Right the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specifically for Kuzco. Kuzco's poison" quote killed me! Best quote ever.

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posted by GDragon612
1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
2) Call someone to tell them tu can't talk right now.
3) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
4) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
5) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
7) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
8) In a public toilet, pass...
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