misceláneo Article: 42 Things that will make your parents go crazy

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42 Things that will make your parents go crazy

posted by ilovepenguins

42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that tu talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

13. At everything they say yell, Liar...

14. Try to swim in the floor...

15. Tap on their door all night...

16.Pretend to have amnesia...

17.Say everything backwards...

18.Give yourself a swirly...

19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...

20.Sing at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...

21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...

22.Snort loudly when tu laugh and then laugh harder...

23.Run in circles...

24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...

25.Pretend to beat yourself up...

26.Chase/bark at the mail man...

27.Wear your pants on your head and your camisa, camiseta on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...

28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...

29.Super glue your finger up your nose...

30.Talk to a pen...

31.Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...

32.Try and climb the wall...

33.Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets...

34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...

35. Turn the tv on to a station tu don't get, watch the static and say you're looking for the pattern...

36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...

37.Eat your hair...

38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...

39.Eat anything obviously not edible...

40.Say your pet is mocking tu and chase it around the house...

41.When tu ducha, ducha de o bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"...

42.Try to tubo respirador in your pescado tank..

hyunakada33, deathding and 50 others like this

Seastar4374 LOLZ!!!!!!

kaylabarker12 no mom and dad i wont make out with you that is funny

shadowsgirl252 I am going to try Number 12! LOL

Blitz_Utonium I like to sing backwards YAY!!!!!!!!!!

emmett LOL these made me laugh ;) I'd never do them tho but it's funny to imagine.

emmett number 29 is lol

darkmintoutau These really work! I did 2,5,30,36,40 and 41 my parents went crazy! Lol

faizul1971 ^_^

TDItwin hahahahahahahaha lmao this is soo funny 43#in the super market all of a suden throw a temper tantum screaming LIFE IS SO UNFAIR

Abilei This list is priceless, absolutely hilarious! I lmfao

alice1fan so funny

KatiiCullen94 HAHA I WAS CACKING MYSELF THE WHOLE TIME!!!!! BRILANT!!

spence0891 43. Stare at your mom/fag step dad/dad until they ask what your staring at and say is that a mole or a bulging tick?

3nala I wanna try #24 with Twilight

amelialovesjb omg

amelialovesjb that wast the best thing i ever read in my intire life

Friendly_Girl LOL 9 and 36 KILL ME!!!

alikamil123 That is so funny!!!!! lol! i laughed so hard, mom told me i had to shut up! lol. jk.

xoPixie-Popxo lolz im a retard......

Chaann94 May I add a 44, please? :) 44. When they're working or behind the computer, stand next to them with your ds/mobile game on the highest volume possible and when they get angry, claim that you don't hear a thing. It worked for me! ^^

amelialovesjb man no wonder my parent were mad i did number 26,29,30,34 and 2

larouxbestfan Nice i'm gonna try #30 & #36

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Spell to turn into a mermaid easy to do

posted by theprettiergirl

This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite collar on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me pescado all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast tu need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and tu will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and tu will get a tail but tu do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also tu will get powers when tu do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on tu but the spell the got put on tu will end in the mornings.

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Cat Behavior Meanings

posted by soutarouful

Why does your cat lick your hair o face? The first thing a kitten knows is its mother licking. Grooming conveys amor and caring.

Why does a cat seek the visitor who doesn't like cats? Ignoring a cat is the opposite of aggressive behavior, so the cat sees this as "cat-friendly" and inviting.

Why does your cat head-butt you? The cat is mostrando affection.

Why does your cat rub against you? gatos have scent glands on their cheeks and are marking tu as their territory. Same goes for rubbing on furniture.

Why does a cat sometimes clean its pelaje, piel after being petted? Either the cat is getting...

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Everything in life happenes for a reason. Be strong. Never give up. And keep smiling.

posted by nikki5516

"Sometimes tu wanna give up cause tu dont think that tu can make it. But in the end you'll be ok. Things will come and go.

You have to hang tight, hold on, be strong, mover on, and keep your chin up. Cause tomorrow you'll deside on another way.

When everything inside tu hurts, tu just cant believe how it always comes back so much wrose. Just when tu think tu had all tu can take, just stick up your head and know that tu will always have a better day.

Somedays it can be hard and feels like the world is spining. Its never easy but we have rough times to try and build up our character not...

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posted by zanhar1

In case y'all haven't noticed I've kind of had some serious wanderlust lately. Like at this point there are so many beautiful places I'd be down to go anywhere that isn't where I've been living my whole life lol. At any rate here are 5 más breathtaking places.

1. Maldives

Honestly this one is actually probably in my parte superior, arriba 5, I actually didn't discover it until after typing my first article. The Maldives are tied for first on my 'to visit list'.

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5 reasons why I amor Nu-13 from BlazBlue

posted by SwordofIzanami

I kinda wanted to write this articulo just to get this topic off of my chest. If tu guys haven’t know already, which tu should have, this character has a special place in my heart. She is a character from BlazBlue series and she’s the BEST GIRL that could ever exist. I amor just everything about Nu-13. She’s both cute and badass at the same time! I’ll be explaining my five reasons why I amor Nu-13 so much.

1. Her design

I amor both of her normal and mecha battle suit. I amor how her swords behind her battle form placed together like a pair of wings for her. I...

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The mega DeviantART rant

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Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop.

So, tu may have heard about a website called DeviantART, correct? tu probably have knowledge on what goes on there. Apparently, there's a lot of shit that goes on over there! So, in today's commentary, I'll be sharing my thoughts on this heap of fanfiction/art.

DeviantART is a large website where people all around the world can share their own works of art. tu can also post literature and whatnot. This is a way of socializing on the internet, and this site is very popular. When there's the pros, there's always...

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My parte superior, arriba 20 Most Attractive celebridades of All Time

posted by ace2000

Hi everyone!

This articulo will rank the celebridades I think are most attractive from least to best. And obviously this is just my opinion :)

Female:

10. Bae Suzy

One of the most beautiful K-pop idols. She looks so graceful and sophisticated yet cute at the same time.

9. Gracie Gold

The Olympic oro medalist for figure skating a while back in 2014. Her smile is just adorable :) I want it. And her makeup is awesome; she looks so cute.

8. Elizabeth Taylor

Those eyelashes, those violeta eyes, that face, that figure . . . she was just gorgeous overall.

7. Audrey Hepburn

My favorito! classic...

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Villains Are Still Rad; Why I Tend To Like Villains

posted by zanhar1

So a while back I made two artículos about my favorito! villains and why I like them specifically but what about the bad guys just makes them so enticing for me? Heck I may have even typed up an articulo like this before, but with a years later with a new perspective, alongside an updated lista of my parte superior, arriba 25 fictional villains, I decided that it's time to reveal why I like the bad guys so much.

Top 25

Some of them are refromed o simply played an antagonistic role but are not super evil. Won't state which ones are reformed because spoilers.

1. Azula (Avatar)
2. Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)
3. Bellatrix...

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Deathding's parte superior, arriba Ten Five Nights At Freddy's Songs

posted by deathding

Enjoy!

(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers tu in any way, please contemplate lectura something else. Thank you.)

Alright before tu whine like an immature five-year old troll without their leche bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.

Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE tu have an opinion, you'll get destroyed por the hater army!

WELL tu KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS...

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This just came to my head while listening to these songs, so here I go! Oh yeah, these are my very first reactions, so they won't always make sense XP
Lyrics are like this
(Thoughts are like this)
Let's go!

Hearing título for the first time: (Whaddya think he's gonna do, get a mop and clean tu up?)

This might be wrong, but here's all I know, here's all I know
(Well unless you're stupid o have amnesia, tu are wrong.)

Most times I pretend that he's just a friend, he's just a friend
(Good.)

Yeah I'll try to make our hearts beat in time
Even though your rhythm might not be with mine
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The parte superior, arriba TEN Catchiest Songs Ever Made.

posted by deathding

(No enlaces in this lista because not only does it screw with my auto-correct, but I am pretty sure nobody is lazy enough to look these songs up themselves. Sorry.)

Alright fine, I admit it. I was tired of me starting new artículos and never finishing them, so I sort of rushed the parte superior, arriba 5 Catchiest songs ever made. I mean heck, it's only a parte superior, arriba 5!

And also, HUGE BIG MAJOR Shout-Out to a person named Todd Nathonson for helping me realize some of the even better songs out there.

So let's get down to it. tu will see some old ones, but tons of new candidates on this NEW AND IMPROVED list.

Let's get started!...