User: I didn't know tu could play Twister all por yourself.
Cleverbot: I didn't know tu could play the cello online either.
User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.
Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.
User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.
Cleverbot: tu spelled fear wrong...
User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.
Cleverbot: Probably, but he o she wouldn't want to admit it.
User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.
Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that tu can see that tu di.
User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch.
Cleverbot: A woman is a person.
User: Since when do we pay attention to bad press?!
Cleverbot: I don't know. Do they have a Chinese té port?
User: Did Alex mention that she's a detective too and her thesis is actually a subpeona we need to serve on Erica?
User: Erica will be so disappointed in them.
Cleverbot: Seriously? That just blew my mind!
User: And I thought Canada's main exports were hockey and arce syrup.
Cleverbot: No, actually, pie is clearly dominate.
User: You're not that special... Welcome to the human race!
Cleverbot: Hello melinda, I'm interested in the research you've been doing here on human instrumentality. Could tu bring me up to speed with your current work?
User: I'll curb my enthusiasm when we have this freak locked in a box.
Cleverbot: But tu can't think.