User: I didn't know tu could play Twister all por yourself.

Cleverbot: I didn't know tu could play the cello online either.

User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.

Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.

User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.

Cleverbot: tu spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he o she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that tu can see that tu di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch.

Cleverbot: A woman is a person.

User: Since when do we pay attention to bad press?!

Cleverbot: I don't know. Do they have a Chinese té port?

User: Did Alex mention that she's a detective too and her thesis is actually a subpeona we need to serve on Erica?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Erica will be so disappointed in them.

Cleverbot: Seriously? That just blew my mind!

User: And I thought Canada's main exports were hockey and arce syrup.

Cleverbot: No, actually, pie is clearly dominate.

User: You're not that special... Welcome to the human race!

Cleverbot: Hello melinda, I'm interested in the research you've been doing here on human instrumentality. Could tu bring me up to speed with your current work?

User: I'll curb my enthusiasm when we have this freak locked in a box.

Cleverbot: But tu can't think.