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posted by ilovepenguins
1. When tu are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five segundos after it's dicho on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do tu come here often?"

5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed.

9. During the previews, yell out "Can tu fast foward it please?"

10. Try to start a Mexician wave

11. Argue that no-one can sit siguiente to tu because the seats alreadly taken por your invisible friend.

12. Stand up during the picture and announce to the others the cine twist.

13. Shout "look behind you!" at the actors.

14. Wear 3D glasses. Complain about how bad the effects are.

15. Everytime someone curses, cover your ears and shout "oh the f**king profanity!"

16. Hum the theme music.

17. Bring a flashlight. During the film, perform a shadow puppet mostrar on the ceiling.

18. Go "Ooooooooooh...." whenever someone kisses.

19. Wear a huge fake afro wig, blocking the person behind you's view.

20. Shout out "Help, I'm a beautiful butterfly"

21. Clap loudly everytime a person walks into the theater late.

22. Enquire what the theater's return policy on palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz is.
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Milk With Cookies...
Sing to the tune of “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town”
Oh, tu better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart
to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
Your mom saved him some ice cream
and a slice of calabaza pie.
Too bad tu finished both of them
while he was flying ’cross the sky.
Oh, tu needed a snack
and didn't think twice.
tu ate Santa’s treats,
so now pay the price.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
He knows tu are not sleeping.
Your snoring is so fake.
You’d better get yourself downstairs
and bake the man a cake.
Oh, tu better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
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 Eve's drawing
Eve's drawing
A woman runs from a soldier from the army F.E.A.R. She clutches a collar as she runs through the desert. She’s out of breath but keeps going, knowing that if she stops she’ll die. She looks back often as thoughts run through her troubled mind.
‘When will we kill them? o will they win? Will the rebels o F.E.A.R. prevail?’
Her heartbeat quickened and it grew harder to breath every second. But she pushed on. The soldier of F.E.A.R. was closing in on her. She cried out as she saw F.E.A.R. just behind her.
As the soldier approached her she spun around and held the collar in front of...
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 Justin
Justin
I think Selena and Justin's drama has to stop. If they break up they have to understand that they are done, but if one of them still feel for each other than they can talk it over.But the Relationship has to stop now. Selena should stop making Justin jealous and just accept he is moving on and so does Justin beiber. He should also stop. People don't care anymore of them. People are just annoyed how they have on and off relationship. If they get back together they should at least make it last long. If they can not just deal with the relationship they should just break up for REAL! But hey! That is just my opinion.
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