60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus
2) We are just as shy as tu are about relationships
3) Many of us don't let tu see us cry, unless we want tu to comfort us
4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if tu are interested. But we will later deny it o make it into a joke
5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot o sexy. But not all of us
6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for tu (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if tu don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but tu know...I think I like tu in jeans better'
7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other o get consejos on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught por ourselves with tu because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves
8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else
9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until tu prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that)
10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls
11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having tu mostrar us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot culo girlfriend! Aren't tu jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl
12) Nicknames like "Babe, o darling" are seguro to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess o Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking tu are calling them to innocent o incapable of taking care of themselves.
13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just amor to be called
14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell tu that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" o "I amor you". If tu think they like you, there is a good chance they do.
15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up tu in the hall and asks "Do tu like Ashley?"
más often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask tu because she is to shy to ask tu herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now tu are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at tu in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if tu already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that tu like Ashley. Take a chance.
16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.
17) Girls amor to feel special, even though they might not mostrar it
18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless tu tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if tu are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not...
19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.
20) Girls amor it when a guy pulls them close por the waist
21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how
22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be mostrando too much
23) A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON
24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration
25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever
26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.
27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't mostrar it.
28) When a girl is upset and wants tu to listen, she wants tu to listen. She doesn't need tu to fix it o tell her how to. She just wants tu to listen.
29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if tu pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And más likely than not, it will endear them to tu más than anything else.
30) Girls amor it when guys say their name
31) Girls amor confidence
32) When a girl cooks for you, tu know tu mean a lot to her
33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony
34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to tu as much as tu enjoy listening.
35) Saying something sweet might get tu off the hook; doing something sweet will always get tu off the hook.
36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
37) No matter what tu say, your ex-girlfriend is a azada to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us.
38) We are self-conscious por nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if tu think it is cool to burp, fart, o emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell tu it is.
40) As far as tu are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless tu make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when tu wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think tu should wear that más often"
41) Whatever tu do, don't just mostrar up at our house unexpected o at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like tu do. And no matter how much tu would like to see that, we will likely never talk to tu again
42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and tu will be dirt.
43) We want tu to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your culo at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want tu to be too obvious.
44) We enjoy being kissed por tu in front of your friends. It makes us feel like tu care a lot about us.
45) tu don't have PMS; so don't act like tu know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me tu never will.
46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing
47) We don't want tu to say tu amor us if tu don't mean it
48) We amor it when tu make eye contact with us while we talk.
49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)
50) If tu ask a girl out directly, más likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know tu better and get to like tu even more.
51) Most girls amor it when guys ask them for advice.
52) Girls like it when tu tell us what tu are thinking, even if tu don't understand it yourself
53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When tu have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, tu have a lot más responsibility, privilege and control than tu would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond
54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. tu don't have to hang on our every word o give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If tu don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, o worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive.
55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit tu far más to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does
56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then tu do tu earn us. We not some trophy tu can earn,put on a shelf and admire. tu have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54)
57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!!
58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back.
59)The woman in your life needs to hear how tu feel about her, and often. Tell her now
60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok.