1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to tu as much as tu enjoy listening.
3. Don't say tu understand when tu don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. tu don't have PMS; don't act like tu know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get tu off the hook; doing something sweet will always get tu off the hook.
7. If tu talk about having a big Dick; we know tu don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when tu act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what tu say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If tu did something wrong o even if tu didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; cena and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious por nature; we can't help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if tu are nice tu just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, o anything else tu and your friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses! must be dado at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool tu think your goatee o beard o mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if tu think it is cool to burp, fart, o emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than tu ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29 tu can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't tu piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.