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1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the horno on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add an extra goldfish to the goldfish bowl.
12.    Leave a condom wrapper under a sofa cushion.
13.    Make yourself a meal. Be polite and wash the dishes.
14.    See how much pay-per-view porn tu can order in one day.
15.    Set the TiVo to record nothing but infomercials.
16.    Leave a note on their computer that says "Thanks for the files."
17.    Leave a note anywhere that says "I'll be back."
18.    Leave a note listing a website address. Set up a website and post a foto of yourself sitting on their toilet. (Don't forget to wear a ski mask.)
19.    Replace a crucifix with Mickey Mouse.
20.    Install video surveillance equipment. Leave a tape of yourself installing it.
21.    Paint "Helter Skelter" on a wall.
22.    Replace muro fotos with fotos of someone else's family.
23.    Replace products with similar products of a different brand. If they own Heinz ketchup, replace it with Hunt's. If they own Tide laundry detergent, replace it with All.
24.    Tie a nylon string across each doorway at shin level.
25.    Paint their bathrooms black.
26.    Paint their mirrors black.
27.    Paint their windows black.
28.    Nail their windows shut.
29.    Put a skeleton in a closet.
30.    Stuff a almohada with live crickets. (Available at your local pet store.)
31.    Hang dead things from the ceiling.
32.    Wrap a miscellaneous animal organ in aluminum foil and leave it in the freezer.
33.    Empty the sugar container and replace it with Sweet & Low.
34.    Fill every glass in the cocina cabinet with water. (They might not spill the segundo o third glasses, but fill them all anyway.)
35.    Turn off the phone ringers.
36.    Leave the stereo, alarm clock, and televisión volume set to maximum.
37.    Exchange the contents of two clothing drawers.
38.    Grease the banisters.
39.    Leave counterfeit paw prints up a wall, ending at a ceiling vent.
40.    Put a rubber conservar en vinagre, salmuera in the conservar en vinagre, salmuera jar. Replace the jar's label with a label identical in every way except for the phone number for complaints. (I could tell tu what phone number to include, but why don't tu figure it out?)
41.    Call for comida delivery. Repeat two dozen times quickly before leaving.
42.    Make urine ice cubes.
43.    Pee in the shampoo.
44.    Take the book jackets off the hardcover libros and put them around multiple copies of the same cheap book tu purchased previously at a dollar store. If tu can get copies of a book with blank pages, even better.
45.    Unscrew the light bulbs.
46.    Hide the toilet paper.
47.    Put their possessions into piles based on color.
48.    Make a bathtub full of iced tea.
49.    Bring in a small, battery-powered recording device. Turn it on and play a looping recording of a young girl whispering, "Jesus is coming." Unscrew a ceiling vent and throw it in as far as tu can.
50.    Plant weeds in the flowerpots.

By: Jason Roth
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Bet the black comes in red, crimes of passion rule my head
I need you, tu want him, dressed to kill we live in sin

I know the game tu play, I know it well
You just keep on playing when all the bets are down

Roulette you're going round in a spin
Caught up in a game tu can't win
Roulette, you're just a fantasy
It's everything that tu want it to be

Play the numbers one por one, fuego the shot the damage is done
Restless enamorados pay the price, cheating hearts don't think twice

When tu make the rules no one can slow tu down
You just keep ‘em waiting when you're on the prowl

Roulette you're going round...
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Speculate to break the one tu hate
Circulate the lie tu confiscate
Assassinate and mutilate
As the hounding media in hysteria
Who’s the siguiente for tu to resurrect
JFK exposed the CIA
Truth be told the grassy knoll
As the blackmail story in all your glory
It’s slander
You say it’s not a sword
But with your pen tu torture men
You’d crucify the Lord
And tu don’t have to read it, read it
And tu don’t have to eat it, eat it
To buy it is to feed it, feed it
So why do we keep foolin’ ourselves

Just because tu read it in a magazine
Or see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Though everybody...
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