1. tu can do whatever tu damn well please.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. tu can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. tu can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. tu don't having to think about birth control, calendars o ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. tu can go out and flirt as much as your corazón desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet asiento issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. tu can have male friends without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. tu can finally see all the good videos -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly videos in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. tu don't have to wear correa, tanga panties unless tu want to wear them.
14. tu can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. tu don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that tu want.
17. tu can spend as much time as tu want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting tu on a tiny pedestal that tu can fall off of at any moment, unless tu are focusing on your balance all día long.
19. tu don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the leche carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. tu are free at a party o bar to talk to who tu please, and tu don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. tu can buy what tu want at the grocery store. So what if tu want to have espaguetis, espagueti four nights in a row?
25. tu can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No más checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes o no to an invitation. tu can accept on the spot.
28. tu don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. tu can fill the fridge with fresh frutas and veggies, bottled water, one-percent leche and applesauce instead of cold cuts, cerveza and Velveeta."
30. No más Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal o Jackie Chan. tu are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a día if tu want.
31. tu no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. tu can be happy with who tu are, not who he wants tu to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If tu are depressed o mad at the world for a few minutes, tu don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. tu can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, o whatever) without being asked, 'What do tu need that for?'
36. tu can eat garlic o onions without a segundo thought about breath mints.
37. tu don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when tu spend the día at the playa checking out the lifeguards.
39. tu can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. tu can go to cama in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If tu tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until tu mess it up again!
43. tu can spend your paycheck on what tu want.
44. Your friends can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I registrarse in?' comentarios are made.
45. tu don't have to worry if he will o won't call.
46. No más arguments about things tu can't explain.
47. tu can have a clean bathroom with the toilet asiento where tu want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when tu go out on those first dates, but they take tu out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, tu can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. tu can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. tu can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. tu don't having to think about birth control, calendars o ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. tu can go out and flirt as much as your corazón desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet asiento issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. tu can have male friends without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. tu can finally see all the good videos -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly videos in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. tu don't have to wear correa, tanga panties unless tu want to wear them.
14. tu can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. tu don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that tu want.
17. tu can spend as much time as tu want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting tu on a tiny pedestal that tu can fall off of at any moment, unless tu are focusing on your balance all día long.
19. tu don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the leche carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. tu are free at a party o bar to talk to who tu please, and tu don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. tu can buy what tu want at the grocery store. So what if tu want to have espaguetis, espagueti four nights in a row?
25. tu can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No más checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes o no to an invitation. tu can accept on the spot.
28. tu don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. tu can fill the fridge with fresh frutas and veggies, bottled water, one-percent leche and applesauce instead of cold cuts, cerveza and Velveeta."
30. No más Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal o Jackie Chan. tu are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a día if tu want.
31. tu no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. tu can be happy with who tu are, not who he wants tu to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If tu are depressed o mad at the world for a few minutes, tu don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. tu can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, o whatever) without being asked, 'What do tu need that for?'
36. tu can eat garlic o onions without a segundo thought about breath mints.
37. tu don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when tu spend the día at the playa checking out the lifeguards.
39. tu can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. tu can go to cama in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If tu tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until tu mess it up again!
43. tu can spend your paycheck on what tu want.
44. Your friends can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I registrarse in?' comentarios are made.
45. tu don't have to worry if he will o won't call.
46. No más arguments about things tu can't explain.
47. tu can have a clean bathroom with the toilet asiento where tu want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when tu go out on those first dates, but they take tu out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, tu can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite collar on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me pescado all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast tu need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and tu will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and tu will get a tail but tu do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also tu will get powers when tu do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on tu but the spell the got put on tu will end in the mornings.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite collar on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me pescado all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast tu need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and tu will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and tu will get a tail but tu do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also tu will get powers when tu do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on tu but the spell the got put on tu will end in the mornings.