misceláneo Article: Sansa's Weird día

posted by Windrises

Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This fan story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.

Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.

Tyrion walked to her and dicho "How's it going?"

She dicho "Bad and I won't tell tu why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.

She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.

Jon Snow dicho "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."

She sarcastically dicho "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."

Jon dicho "Sister it's good to see you."

She dicho "I'm not really related to you. Stop pretending like tu matter." She walked away.

She was tired of the kingdom. She walked away from the kingdom. She wasn't sure where she was going.

20 minutos later she looked around and realized that she didn't know where she was. There was hardly anybody else around. She saw Lancel Lannister.

Sansa dicho "Lance a Lot where am I?"

Lancel dicho "Wherever you're at." Sansa spit on him.

She walked into a mysterious forest. She stared around feeling confused. She dicho "I don't know what I'm doing. Why am I here?"

She noticed that there was a river full of clean and relaxing water in front of her. She dicho "I've been so busy that I haven't bathed this week." She looked around to make sure that nobody else was there. She got undressed and took a bath in the river. She dicho "I finally feel relaxed. I gotta stop stressing out and blaming my stress on others." She was so tired that she started sleeping.

1 hora later she woke up and stopped bathing. She didn't have a towel so she sat around and waited for her to be dry. She heard footsteps and knew that someone was coming. She got dressed and walked away.

After having that relaxed bath she was finally in a good mood. She felt being nice. She found Tyrion Lannister and gave him a flower. Tyrion dicho "What's this for?"

She dicho "I had a weird day, I'm happy now, you're a weird guy, and I like giving out flowers." She hugged Tyrion and walked away. Tyrion was both happy and confused.

The end.

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one piece

added by Fitch

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10 Things tu probably never knew abour me, mizorewannabe, because nobody ever asked.

posted by mizorewannabe

I'm not sure if anybody is reading, but if tu are: HI!!! And I've read several other artículos much like this one.

On with the show!!! ...if anybody is reading...

THINGAMAJIGS:

1) I'm a pegasister/I like MLP.

2) I'm barely starting the new school año and I feel like I'm failing my geometry/math class.

3) I am obsessed with an anime character, along with the anime itself, Mizore Shirayuki from Rosario Vampire. And I wannabe just like her ( hence the nombre de usuario ).

3) I want my punctuation and grammar just right. So if tu see an error: tell me!!

4) I'm always the bullied kid.

5) I can't stand jazz and...

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DARE TO SCARE.{CH-1 PART-1}

posted by Elacool

"I don't know,guys,"Amy Allen said,studying the door in front of her."This looks way too much like homework to me.And school doesn't even start up for another week"

"I don't know why we let tu tag along.Try and think positive.This is going to be great" Briana Ornette said." A trip to a museum will be a great adventure only if tu just mostrar a little enthusiasm".

" I think my enthusiasm just died,"Amy replied."A museum......"She made it sound like the sentence of doom.

"Don't be so negative Amy,if tu don't like it,we can go somewhere else but only if the rest of the gang agrees with me" I said."Let's...

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SSFChapter one: Introducing Emma, Eve, and Mellissa; the Strange Sisters Forever

posted by Draculaura10

Eve Dipalo walked into her school. Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She set her libros inside her locker, and was about to walk off but noticed someone scooting toward her. "Um hi?" Eve said, confused, when the brunette girl came up to her. "I'm sorry if I creep tu out o something, but for some reason, I felt... drawn to you." The girl said. "I-uh, don't know what to say." Both girls lunged adelante, hacia adelante in pain. "OUCH!" They both screeched at the same time. Everybody turned to the two girls, now lying on the floor. The brunette tried getting up but collapsed back down. A teacher...

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santa went crazy o.O

posted by yours_forever

down in the workshop

all the elves were makin' toys

for the good gentile girls

and the good gentile boys

when the boss busted in

nearly scared 'em half to death

had a rifle in his hands and

cheap whiskey on his breath

from his beard to his boots

he was covered with ammo

like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo

and he smiled as he dicho with a twinkle in his eye

"merry navidad to all-

now you're all gonna die!"

the night santa went crazy

the night st.nick went insane

realized he'd been gettin a raw deal

something finally must have snapped in his brain

well,the workshop is gone now

he decided to bomb it...

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tu Give amor A Bad Name ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Shot through the corazón and you're to blame
Darlin' tu give amor a bad name

An angel's smile is what tu sell
You promise me heaven then put me through hell
Chains of amor got a hold on me
When passion's a prison tu can't break free

Whoa, you're a loaded gun, yeah
Whoa, there's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Shot through the corazón and you're to blame
You give amor a bad name
(Bad name)
I play my part and tu play your game
You give amor a bad name
(Bad name)
Hey, tu give amor a bad name

Paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boy's dream, tu act so shy...

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We'll Be Together ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m not alone
Even when we’re apart
I feel tu in the air, yeah
I’m not afraid
I know what you’re thinking
I can hear tu everywhere
Some people say it’ll never happen
And we’re just wasting time
But good things come when u least expect them
So I don’t really mind
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
Just remember
That no one else can tell us who we are
We’ll be together
So don’t ever stop listening to your heart
‘Cause I can’t turn mine off, whoa, whoa… oh
I can’t pretend
This is a rehearsal for the real thing
Because it’s not, and
I know we’re young...

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Know the true story of my life... Part 2

posted by ZacharyWhite

My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he dicho that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were actuación like animales just because of me and I dicho that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 año old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no más fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank tu for those who took their time lectura my story. Goodbye and I hope that tu could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)

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Copyright infringment?: Hidan is a reverse Steve zorro, zorro, fox

posted by hidan141

If tu like tekken and Naruto, tu may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If tu look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. tu tell me: do tu think this should be looked over?

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The Death Combo, chapter 3

posted by akatsuki_lover9

flippy burying firestar

it's been one sunrise since I killed tigerstar. I can still feel his blood between my claws. I wonder if the rest of the clan gatos are thinking about my warning. I hope they are. If they aren't then let them be fools. That will just make it even más fun to decide their fate. “how did I do scourge?” flippy's voice brings my attention back to the present. “you scared the fleas off their mangy pelts.” scourge replied. “with tu here they'll have to give us the forest.”
days passed by. Nothing exiting happened. Then it was the día the clan gatos had to make their decision. Excitement...

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awesome characters an what i think about them

posted by akatsuki_lover9

1.FLIPPY:the most awesome character that ever lived in the history of anything. i would give anything for him to be real.(even though everyone would be dead)

2.DOVEWING:misunderstood cat with powers that help shape her clan's future every day.

3.SPOTTEDLEAF:loyal, sweet, gentle medicine cat who will always be remembered even after she's long gone.

4.SCOURGE:amazing leader who can kill another of his kind with the flick of a paw. hardly shows any emotion other than anger. holds grudges easily and takes his revenge better than the grudge herself.

5.SILVERSTREAM:kind riverclan she cat. her death was...

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50 ways to annoy people at the cinema ..

posted by Alma_

1. Throw palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can tu fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit siguiente to tu because tu invisible friend...

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Dangerous and Adventurous (Chapter 8)

posted by adaug

When we got in.The sky was getting darker."Uh...What's happening?"Alicia asked Maybelle."Ariana's trying harder to get the stone."Maybelle answered.A scream came from far away.Maybelle took us to the hut.And we heard Ariana and her Team."I wont sleep...eat...or BLINK...until I get the stone!"Ariana shouted."Okay guys...I know where to go!"Maybelle said.Ariana was standing behind her."Do you?"She asked."Give me the stone,Idiot."Ariana demanded."I stabbed tu once.I'll sure as heck do it again."I reminded her."Oh will you?You Hick!The little Hillbilly gonna stab me!"Ariana teased."You say that...

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That Christmas(Chapter 2)

posted by adaug

Sam was in her room listening to her "Victorious"CD.
"And one day!I'll have tu begging on your knees for me!Ya one day!I'll have tu crawling like a centipede."Sam Sung."KEEP IT DOWN!!!"Aaron yelled.
"So oh mister player,do tu feel like the man now?And I bet your nervous,'cause this song makes tu freak out."Sam whispered."SAM!YOUR FRIEND CHLOE IS HERE!"Mom yelled."Coming!!"Sam ran to the door.
"Hey Chloe whats" "Shut up,shut up for just a minute!Look at this!"Chloe interrupted."Hello to tu too?"Sam said."Go to your room!My mom showed me the navidad gifts they'll have at school!"Chloe told...

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Inspirational frases

posted by pure-angel

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.
Albert Einstein

If tu have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them.
Henry David Thoreau

Inspiration and genius--one and the same.
Victor Hugo

To find what tu seek in the road of life,
the best proverb of all is that which says:
"Leave no stone unturned."
Edward Bulwer Lytton
If tu would create something,
you must be something.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Every artist was first an amateur.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

The más difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the...

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Why men never get despressed?

posted by paloma97ppb

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do tu expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garaje is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. chocolate is just another snack. tu can be President. tu can never be pregnant. tu can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. tu can wear NO camisa, camiseta to a water park. Car mechanics tell tu the truth.. The world is your urinal.. tu don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, más pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered...

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How to annoy people in an elevator

posted by RobinFan360

♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest tu all registrarse in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.

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Jokes xD

posted by RandomQueenOo

Funny Cat

1- Last night I lay in cama looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

6- The road to success is always under construction

7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

8- If tu die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

10- What tu call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what tu call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hope tu like them :)

O.O

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How to Be and Feel Beautiful All the Time

posted by karpach_14

• Do 100 sit ups (optional, just to get ready)

2• Wash hair with, all shampoos and conditioners tu have.

3• Brush tenth, for 30 mins. (Yes, you’re probably like, WHAT?!?!, but we did it, and our tenth are so much better).

4• Wash face, with, pimple cleaners, blackhead removers, moisturizer, anything & everything tu have.

5• Tanning lotion for legs, Can be used if have, and wanted. :)

6• Shave legs, if needed.

7• Apply mascara, (girls 15+ may wear foundation if wanting)

8• Using Vaseline on lips, apply Vaseline on toothbrush, and in circular motions.

9• Make hair how wanted,...

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InvaderCalliope on a interview

posted by invadercalliope

Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first pregunta what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of libros do tu read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d tu go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gótico style!
Reporter:What do tu like to hum o sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!