So, for those who are new o others who may just be curious, my name is TAIKAMODO, in all trofeos because I LIKE YELLING, and this is how to be a good Fanpoporian!
STEP 1: Never Be Yourself, A Little Lie Goes A Long Way.
The whole point of the internet is to give tu free reign to do whatever tu want with no consequence. Sure, at inicial when tu lied as a child mommy would pop tu on the lip and send your new friend Kevin inicial early, but now both your Mommy and Kevin(R.I.P) are unable to stop you! Say you're a Brazilian model super hero spy agent actor sports ninja cowboy if tu want, they can't prove tu wrong.
DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS! :D
Wait, i think i messed that up...
STEP 2: Offend Everyone tu Possibly Can! >:D
fanpop is like life, it's what tu make of it. It's a place where tu can go and find other totally absolutely positively normal and sane people that agree with everything tu think and feel because the whole world revolves around you. Why should things tu hate be allowed? Their existence is unfair to tu and your fellow normal people who hate it. You're the normal one, so everything tu dislike should be BURNED IN THE FIERY PITS OF THE DEEPEST circulo, círculo OF HELL!
Verbally, of course.
Trash talk everything tu hate on the clubes for them, and hate everyone who supports them, ESPECIALLY if it's a life style choice that effects nobody else. Those bastards deserve all the hate. Who are they to make their own life choices, amirite?
Number 3: tu MUST Be The Center Of Attention.
Here at Fanpop, every single one of us deeply cares about tu and wants to help tu with every issue tu come across, especially if tu have a loving family that tu can vent to rather than us internet folk. tu need to tell us about all your problems because all our "Good Lucks" and "I'm So Sorries" will heal your terrible life where your family hates you, a rain nube is constantly raining on you, tu get bullied, your cat died, tu have a terminal illness and we are the only things keeping tu from pulling the plug.
We can help.
I just need your full name.
And your address.
And your Email.
And your blood type.
And your exact birthdate, including the hospital tu were born in.
And your Zodiac.
And your favorito! color, and favorito! food, and your eye and hair colors.
PM me the info. ;)
I wanna know all about you...
Now that tu have mastered these three easy steps, go out into the world of fanpop and be the best Fanpoporian tu can be!
Have yourselves an AWESOME day, and no matter what,
Be C-3(Calm, Cool, Collected)