Welcome to the world of Fanpop! My name is Professor Alexis. People call me the Internet Professor. This world is inhabited por creatures calle- LET'S GET ROOOOOOOIGHT INTO THE NEWS!! (I'm so good at making references in these artículos *D*)
tu saw the title, correct? Now, preguntas like "What the heck, Alexis? Fandom galore? What's that?" and "What's this stupid girl escritura about now?" might pop into your head. Regardless if you're sick of these rants o not, I'm gonna talk about many well known fandoms and their cringey sides! registrarse me in this one hell of an acid tri- I mean... internet adventure!
First, let's look into the Undertale fandom. Oh, Undertale, tu never cease to amaze me. This horrible excuse of a fandom is one of the things that make me reconsider existing. Countless amounts of flamewars, that are usually about Sans being better than another character, o if Fontcest is okay (it's not in my opinion) o not. There's also porn art and fanfictions, basically everything tu can expect from a horrendous fanbase. There's many unstable fans who don't know the meaning of the word "opinion" and attack people who dislike Undertale and whatnot. It really sickens me in all honesty.
What I don't get is, how is Fontcest okay in any way? It's two skeleton brothers fucking each other. Skeletons don't have genitalia, and siblings having sex is just sick. Incest can get tu arrested. These sick artists apparently don't get that, though. That's what makes it even más horrifying.
There's even beastiality in the Undertale fanbase. People ship Frisk x Asriel and Chara x Asriel. WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THESE SHIPS ARE OKAY? I HAVE MANY, MANY más preguntas ABOUT HUMANITY. I just hope that someone out there will answer all of them. I want to know the meaning...the meaning of the interweb. The meaning of life. Hell, the meaning of fucking pomelo, toronja intercourse. (Yes that's a real thing)
There's spanking art as well in the Undertale fandom. Spanking art makes absolutely no sense. It's just a character slapping another character's ass. This doesn't make it sexy at all. Spanking is just a way of assaulting if anything.
siguiente up is the FNaF fandom. Oh, this is definitely one of my faves. In the deepest parts of this fanbase, you'll find fanfiction, fetish art, robot sex, beastiality, and much much more. Like the Undertale fandom, this hellhole is a complete mess. There's rabid fans who always correo electrónico Scott Cawthon completely ridiculous ideas for his newest and most reciente projects, defend the games and Scott, and even get mad when someone has a bad opinion about FNaF. This is basically the Undertale fandom's dad.
Now I got myself talking about the infamous MLP fandom. This fanbase is inicial to beastiality once again, horse sex, diaper wearing equines, et cetera. This brony filled fandom is known for turning everything into ponies. tu guys know about Undertale, right? Ponies. tu guys know about FNaF? Ponies. tu guys know about Birdemic? Ponies. tu guys know abou- tu get the idea. It's just annoying that they infect every single lovable thing with the Equine Virus.
Last but not least, is the GODDAMN FURRY FANDOM. Oh jeez, where do I even start? I have to admit, not all furries are bad, but the types of them I'm going to mention are. These people have gone apeshit on people who have a negative opinion about them, they've drawn countless amounts of porn, they've made tons of horrifying fanfictions, they have sex with other furries IN THEIR GODDAMN FURSUITS, and much more.
There are many más fandoms to cover, but it'd take up this article. I bet tu guys find enjoyment in my suffering, tu sick sick bastids. (That was intentional)
The moral of this rant is that not everything is pure. My life isn't pure, your life isn't pure. Hell, even your own device's life isn't pure. ALMOST EVERYTHING IS NOT PURE. AAAAAAAAHHHH.
*Intermission*
Alright, I'm back. I went out to go buy some más gallons of Clorox Bleach. There was an amazing 45% discount.
On a rather más serious note, I hope anyone out there who is lectura this liked it. I spent a quality amount of time on this rant. If tu enjoyed it, I'm glad tu did. Suggest ideas for new rants if tu so please. Thanks for reading!
tu saw the title, correct? Now, preguntas like "What the heck, Alexis? Fandom galore? What's that?" and "What's this stupid girl escritura about now?" might pop into your head. Regardless if you're sick of these rants o not, I'm gonna talk about many well known fandoms and their cringey sides! registrarse me in this one hell of an acid tri- I mean... internet adventure!
First, let's look into the Undertale fandom. Oh, Undertale, tu never cease to amaze me. This horrible excuse of a fandom is one of the things that make me reconsider existing. Countless amounts of flamewars, that are usually about Sans being better than another character, o if Fontcest is okay (it's not in my opinion) o not. There's also porn art and fanfictions, basically everything tu can expect from a horrendous fanbase. There's many unstable fans who don't know the meaning of the word "opinion" and attack people who dislike Undertale and whatnot. It really sickens me in all honesty.
What I don't get is, how is Fontcest okay in any way? It's two skeleton brothers fucking each other. Skeletons don't have genitalia, and siblings having sex is just sick. Incest can get tu arrested. These sick artists apparently don't get that, though. That's what makes it even más horrifying.
There's even beastiality in the Undertale fanbase. People ship Frisk x Asriel and Chara x Asriel. WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THESE SHIPS ARE OKAY? I HAVE MANY, MANY más preguntas ABOUT HUMANITY. I just hope that someone out there will answer all of them. I want to know the meaning...the meaning of the interweb. The meaning of life. Hell, the meaning of fucking pomelo, toronja intercourse. (Yes that's a real thing)
There's spanking art as well in the Undertale fandom. Spanking art makes absolutely no sense. It's just a character slapping another character's ass. This doesn't make it sexy at all. Spanking is just a way of assaulting if anything.
siguiente up is the FNaF fandom. Oh, this is definitely one of my faves. In the deepest parts of this fanbase, you'll find fanfiction, fetish art, robot sex, beastiality, and much much more. Like the Undertale fandom, this hellhole is a complete mess. There's rabid fans who always correo electrónico Scott Cawthon completely ridiculous ideas for his newest and most reciente projects, defend the games and Scott, and even get mad when someone has a bad opinion about FNaF. This is basically the Undertale fandom's dad.
Now I got myself talking about the infamous MLP fandom. This fanbase is inicial to beastiality once again, horse sex, diaper wearing equines, et cetera. This brony filled fandom is known for turning everything into ponies. tu guys know about Undertale, right? Ponies. tu guys know about FNaF? Ponies. tu guys know about Birdemic? Ponies. tu guys know abou- tu get the idea. It's just annoying that they infect every single lovable thing with the Equine Virus.
Last but not least, is the GODDAMN FURRY FANDOM. Oh jeez, where do I even start? I have to admit, not all furries are bad, but the types of them I'm going to mention are. These people have gone apeshit on people who have a negative opinion about them, they've drawn countless amounts of porn, they've made tons of horrifying fanfictions, they have sex with other furries IN THEIR GODDAMN FURSUITS, and much more.
There are many más fandoms to cover, but it'd take up this article. I bet tu guys find enjoyment in my suffering, tu sick sick bastids. (That was intentional)
The moral of this rant is that not everything is pure. My life isn't pure, your life isn't pure. Hell, even your own device's life isn't pure. ALMOST EVERYTHING IS NOT PURE. AAAAAAAAHHHH.
*Intermission*
Alright, I'm back. I went out to go buy some más gallons of Clorox Bleach. There was an amazing 45% discount.
On a rather más serious note, I hope anyone out there who is lectura this liked it. I spent a quality amount of time on this rant. If tu enjoyed it, I'm glad tu did. Suggest ideas for new rants if tu so please. Thanks for reading!
Billy Mays approves of you reading this rant
I amor being random!!!! I amor pie too!!! And Im really hyper and i amor dogs, cats..... ahhhahahah ok anyways pie is good!!! Im boredd and typing nonsense!! hahahahah I llove softball and chapstick, and tigger, winnie the pooh, music, giraffes, piglet pans(;)) I like cCHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SOrry but this articulo is pointless to read lol :) (Im random)
Doctor:Sir,I have bad news and worse news.Patient:What's the bad news?Doctor:You only have 24 hours to live.Patient:Well what could be WORSE than that?!Doctor:I've been trying to call tu since yesterday!
Maria:Kim,where's Kitty?Kim:I don't know,Maria.Maybe she's..Derek:Mom dicho tu couldn't have a cat.Ooooh!I'm telling!Maria:Mom never dicho I couldn't have a LION instead.Derek:WHAT?!*chewing and swallowing noises*Maria:Kitty,there tu are!
Yolanda:Come on,Sal.Let's play Hide-and-Seek!Sal:No,that's boring.Yolanda:We've got nothing better to do.Sal:FINE.I'll count!*after 20 seconds*Sal:READY o NOT,HERE I CO-OME!YOLANDA WAS NOT FOUND UNTIL THREE DAYS LATER AT FUNZONE.Sal:YOLANDA!!I've been looking for tu FOREVER!Yolanda:Your right,Sal,Hide-and-Seek IS boring*slurps smoothie*Yolanda:Hey...is this icecream expired?
Maria:Kim,where's Kitty?Kim:I don't know,Maria.Maybe she's..Derek:Mom dicho tu couldn't have a cat.Ooooh!I'm telling!Maria:Mom never dicho I couldn't have a LION instead.Derek:WHAT?!*chewing and swallowing noises*Maria:Kitty,there tu are!
Yolanda:Come on,Sal.Let's play Hide-and-Seek!Sal:No,that's boring.Yolanda:We've got nothing better to do.Sal:FINE.I'll count!*after 20 seconds*Sal:READY o NOT,HERE I CO-OME!YOLANDA WAS NOT FOUND UNTIL THREE DAYS LATER AT FUNZONE.Sal:YOLANDA!!I've been looking for tu FOREVER!Yolanda:Your right,Sal,Hide-and-Seek IS boring*slurps smoothie*Yolanda:Hey...is this icecream expired?
Ok it was about 6:30am and i was going to my car to
go to school.Suddenly a figure pops up at my dads
bedroom window.Then it holds my stepmams phone up and it lights her eyes up.WEll i jumped back and screamed.My dad just kept looking up at the window.
Then the figure held the phone up to her ear and my dad got a phone call it was off my step mam.My dad looked up again.The figure pointed at the phone.My dad answerd it.
It was my stepmam saying i had forgotton my jumper
lol
but the way i jumped back was histerical i like leaped back and screamed at the parte superior, arriba of my lungs
AAAAGGGHHH
lol
go to school.Suddenly a figure pops up at my dads
bedroom window.Then it holds my stepmams phone up and it lights her eyes up.WEll i jumped back and screamed.My dad just kept looking up at the window.
Then the figure held the phone up to her ear and my dad got a phone call it was off my step mam.My dad looked up again.The figure pointed at the phone.My dad answerd it.
It was my stepmam saying i had forgotton my jumper
lol
but the way i jumped back was histerical i like leaped back and screamed at the parte superior, arriba of my lungs
AAAAGGGHHH
lol
Today,Our pregunta is from:mistymaydawngo:
Q:WHY ARE BANANAS YELLOW?
A:When unripe, the peel of the plátano contains chlorophyll, a green pigment that is at the basis of photosynthesis and is so intense that it masks all the other color pigments in the fruit. When the frutas ripens, the membrane surrounding the chlorophyll weakens and permits enzymes to reach and destroy the green pigment. At the same time, that enzymes acts on vitamin A.
Get it?Got IT?Yeah I didn't either!I just Googled it
A shout out to :mistymaydawngo!
remember to comentario your preguntas and I'll answer ASAP!
Q:WHY ARE BANANAS YELLOW?
A:When unripe, the peel of the plátano contains chlorophyll, a green pigment that is at the basis of photosynthesis and is so intense that it masks all the other color pigments in the fruit. When the frutas ripens, the membrane surrounding the chlorophyll weakens and permits enzymes to reach and destroy the green pigment. At the same time, that enzymes acts on vitamin A.
Get it?Got IT?Yeah I didn't either!I just Googled it
A shout out to :mistymaydawngo!
remember to comentario your preguntas and I'll answer ASAP!
I saw this on cracked.com and I don't have Excel so I want to know if this is real...
1. Open Excel 95 with a blank work sheet
2. Go down to the 95th row
3. Select the whole row
4. Tab over to coloum B
5. Goto Help/About
6. Hold down ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button
7. A window appears call "Hall of Tortured souls"
8. At the end of the hall and all the programmers names
9. Do a 180 turn and type excelkfa. Walk thuorgh the muro and see the pictures.
Sorry i'm just really curious about this.... :/ I'm probably a dumbass for this and have no life for asking, but still! I'm bored...
1. Open Excel 95 with a blank work sheet
2. Go down to the 95th row
3. Select the whole row
4. Tab over to coloum B
5. Goto Help/About
6. Hold down ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button
7. A window appears call "Hall of Tortured souls"
8. At the end of the hall and all the programmers names
9. Do a 180 turn and type excelkfa. Walk thuorgh the muro and see the pictures.
Sorry i'm just really curious about this.... :/ I'm probably a dumbass for this and have no life for asking, but still! I'm bored...
Most of the world's most amazing sights have not been made por people .Nature has some of the best attraction.One of the most beautiful places is Niagara Falls ,which plunges into a canyon about 11 km long .It has a arco iris as the water chases the sun's light and crash down into the steamy canyon below .
In Arizona ,the Colorado River has steadily been giant canyon for about 6 million years.The valley is so deep and steep that nearly a million tourists visit and take the trip down its deep sides every year.
through the corazón of South America runs the amazonas, amazon River.In some places it feels like a sea .as tu can't the other side .Starting in Peru and continuing all the way across Brazil to the Atlantic Ocean ,It is the segundo longest river in the world after the Nile
want to play test game ?
If tu want check this link
link
and if tu don't just skip it
In Arizona ,the Colorado River has steadily been giant canyon for about 6 million years.The valley is so deep and steep that nearly a million tourists visit and take the trip down its deep sides every year.
through the corazón of South America runs the amazonas, amazon River.In some places it feels like a sea .as tu can't the other side .Starting in Peru and continuing all the way across Brazil to the Atlantic Ocean ,It is the segundo longest river in the world after the Nile
want to play test game ?
If tu want check this link
link
and if tu don't just skip it
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -waves-
Now it's time to get seres i mean serues NO! uh..
SERIOUS.
Justin Bieber is dating selena gomez.
Well everyoe knew he had to fecha her o demi.
So have tu seen the amazing sci fi movie sharktopus XD.
Now let's see......
I need to get note cards for this.
Well i guess i'm going to have to do this!
Meebo Emoticons
(*)
(pacman)
:-*
(loser)
(liar)
(beaten)
(O_O)
(o.O)
(so)
(panda)
(emo)
(rapper)
(sarcasm)
(ghost)
(hug)
Well i'm getting tired of that
PURPLE FLYING HIPPOS!
Now it's time to get seres i mean serues NO! uh..
SERIOUS.
Justin Bieber is dating selena gomez.
Well everyoe knew he had to fecha her o demi.
So have tu seen the amazing sci fi movie sharktopus XD.
Now let's see......
I need to get note cards for this.
Well i guess i'm going to have to do this!
Meebo Emoticons
(*)
(pacman)
:-*
(loser)
(liar)
(beaten)
(O_O)
(o.O)
(so)
(panda)
(emo)
(rapper)
(sarcasm)
(ghost)
(hug)
Well i'm getting tired of that
PURPLE FLYING HIPPOS!
I started a Language contest on the respuestas spot in this group. Here are the winners:
Round 1) Winner: darkmintoutau
Language: Greek
Όταν η ζωή σου δίνει το λεμόνι, κάνει το χυμό πορτοκαλιού και στη συνέχεια, καθίστε πίσω και αναρωτιέμαι πώς το κάνατε. Και:
Είμαστε αυστηρότερο από ό, τι σε λιπαρές ουσίες τύπος στο καλσόν!
When life gives tu lemons, make naranja jugo, jugo de and then sit back and wonder how tu did. And: We're tighter than a fat guy in tights!
Round 2) Winner: xXxJDloverxXx
Language: Basque
benetan behar dut off lortzeko webgune honetan!
I really need to get off this site!
Round 3) Open.
Round 1) Winner: darkmintoutau
Language: Greek
Όταν η ζωή σου δίνει το λεμόνι, κάνει το χυμό πορτοκαλιού και στη συνέχεια, καθίστε πίσω και αναρωτιέμαι πώς το κάνατε. Και:
Είμαστε αυστηρότερο από ό, τι σε λιπαρές ουσίες τύπος στο καλσόν!
When life gives tu lemons, make naranja jugo, jugo de and then sit back and wonder how tu did. And: We're tighter than a fat guy in tights!
Round 2) Winner: xXxJDloverxXx
Language: Basque
benetan behar dut off lortzeko webgune honetan!
I really need to get off this site!
Round 3) Open.
(Try lectura this story with a cowboy o a hilbilly accent)
Tiffany and Pete sat in the moon light.
"Look at them stars. So bright and shiny." Pete said. "Look más like squares to me." dicho Tiffany.
"Nooooo, there stars." Pete told Tiffany.
"Hey that squares gettin' bigger.....and bigger....and bigger." Tiffany gasped. "That square looks like its hurrdelin' at us!"
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Pete yelled pushing Tiffany out of the way of the falling star. The estrella landed where Tiffany was sitting but she was now a few feet from it. "YEAH! Gots me a square!" Tiffany squeled
The End.
Short but it was an idea that came to me in the shower...and the idea credit goes to my non fanpopping friends Liz and Tiffany who showed me the "Looks más like squares to me" thingy....any way what do tu guys think????
Tiffany and Pete sat in the moon light.
"Look at them stars. So bright and shiny." Pete said. "Look más like squares to me." dicho Tiffany.
"Nooooo, there stars." Pete told Tiffany.
"Hey that squares gettin' bigger.....and bigger....and bigger." Tiffany gasped. "That square looks like its hurrdelin' at us!"
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Pete yelled pushing Tiffany out of the way of the falling star. The estrella landed where Tiffany was sitting but she was now a few feet from it. "YEAH! Gots me a square!" Tiffany squeled
The End.
Short but it was an idea that came to me in the shower...and the idea credit goes to my non fanpopping friends Liz and Tiffany who showed me the "Looks más like squares to me" thingy....any way what do tu guys think????
When I resolve into the essence
Tlhat I mostly am‚
I feel a deep connection
With every living thing.
For that which most imbues me
With my identity
Is somehow in the other‚ too‚
So that when I look around
I see myself- reflected
Hidden is this union
Is the wonderful discovery
That if indeed the angels
Have wings-
Then so do I.
And if the essence of a flower
Drifts out of a gentle breeze-
Then so do I.
And if the midnight sky
Is radiant with light-
Then so am I.
And if the silent mystery
Somehow becomes revealed
In tiny dewdrops fair-
Then so willI.
For every lovely thing
Manifests the essence
Of which I am a part‚
So beware‚ my soul‚ beware‚
And mover with gentle heart
Throughout theis mystic veil.
For if amor has left its imprint here-
Then so have I!
This is not mine‚ this was written por Donna Miesbach
Tlhat I mostly am‚
I feel a deep connection
With every living thing.
For that which most imbues me
With my identity
Is somehow in the other‚ too‚
So that when I look around
I see myself- reflected
Hidden is this union
Is the wonderful discovery
That if indeed the angels
Have wings-
Then so do I.
And if the essence of a flower
Drifts out of a gentle breeze-
Then so do I.
And if the midnight sky
Is radiant with light-
Then so am I.
And if the silent mystery
Somehow becomes revealed
In tiny dewdrops fair-
Then so willI.
For every lovely thing
Manifests the essence
Of which I am a part‚
So beware‚ my soul‚ beware‚
And mover with gentle heart
Throughout theis mystic veil.
For if amor has left its imprint here-
Then so have I!
This is not mine‚ this was written por Donna Miesbach
