(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this articulo even remotely seriously, then tu probably aren't as smart as tu think tu are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good fanpop article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, tu need to think of a good title. Y'know, something that people are going to take one glance at and go "HOLY SHIT THIS articulo MUST BE AMAZING".

Something along the lines of....



It's nothing short of genius! :D

Also worth noting is that tu want to seem REALLY overconfident in your articles. Always act like you're better than everyone else so your audience knows that tu don't mean shit to them, it's a CRUCIAL component of being an articulo maker.

Seriously, we're talking Geoffrey St. John levels of egotistical here. tu won't be disappointed ;)



And of course, what would ANY professional-ass articulo be without some of the best damn grammar of all time? Make your points clear with grammatically correct sentences that truly mostrar your English mastery.



Finish it off with some porn and VOILA, you've now truly became a master at escritura articles. Now pat yourself on the head (HARD) with a bowling ball and reflect back on your life. Tell me how it feels in the comentarios below, and I hope tu enjoyed my tutorial on how to write quality content. ^_^

If tu need me, I'll be shit-posting on Fanfiction.net, tu know, like a NORMAL human being would.

(Also keep your content short to mostrar just how much effort tu put into your work!)

(.......That all hurt so much to say. XD)