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Rachel’s POV:

I went step por step towards the covers. Before I could find out who it was actually, he o she got out of the covers. tu know what? It’s none other than, Mr. Andrew Fedrer!
Yes, he was under my covers.
Wait! What was he doing under my tent?
“W-what are tu doing here?” I made them to spill out somehow.
“Did tu see the unfinished one?”
I nodded.
“Yeah! That’s nine and do tu mind if I stay here?” he asked me.
My corazón wanted me to say NO. But my mind wanted me to ask him “Why are tu here if your friends are out?” The battle between my corazón and mind ended with the mind seeing victory.
“But –“ I spoke up.
“Trading??” he dicho with his eyebrows lifted.
“What?”
“You let me stay here; I’ll change your world from tomorrow!”
“But?”
“I promise to do that! Haven’t tu ever heard that I keep up my word?”
“But- how’ll tu do that?”
“SUSPENSE” he dicho with a smirk o his face.
He slowly walked towards the covers and went back to sleep.
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sharing my tent with the hottest guy of my school and also had a conversation with him that lasted for a few minutes.
Every time he spoke out, my corazón started beating faster and melted. I’m totally in amor with him.
~~ After two days~~
I’m back to home. The whole trip was awesome. Every time I saw him, he flashed a smile at me that was worth más than trillion dollars.
Oh! I was getting late and I forgot to tell tu this: That día was the last día of school and summer vacation came behind that.
The last día also I was bullied por Brittany and her friends.
This time it was slightly different. Andrew wasn’t laughing like the other idiots.
I was thinking “Would sharing your tent with the person who bullies you, change them????”

[A/N: Thank tu sooooooooo much for commenting! It means a lot to me! And tu know whom I mean! (Love tu Silver-Fey ! I dedicate this chapter to you!)]
posted by emisa123
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1. Whenever tu eat ice cream with a friend, start canto "DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!"

2. If your friends has a oro fish, put bubble soap in its bowl/aquarium. Stir it into the water.

3. If tu friends has a oro fish, put goldfish crackers into its bowl/aquarium. When your friends asks why, tell them the pescado were lonely.

4. When escritura and e-mail to your friends, WriT lIKe DIs.

5. Introduce your friend and then say "She/he's the crazy one" <- credit dado to CAITLYN_SU for that one

6. Sing The Song That Never Ends

7. When at their house, immediately open their fridge and eat whatever tu like.

8. mostrar them this lista XD

If tu have any más ways, please write them in comentarios so I can use them in future articles.

<3 Emisa123
posted by wild-bby
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1) Women amor to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

2) Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a short cut.

3) Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, "How do I look?"

4) PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter (or at least men think it means that). PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.

5) Women will make three left turns to avoid making one right turn.

6) "Oh, nothing," has an entirely...
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posted by wild-bby
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1) tu lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2) tu have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.

4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5) The back of your head keeps getting hit por the toilet seat.

6) tu sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th comida group.

7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!

8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

9) tu can focus better with one eye closed.

10) The car park seems to have moved while tu were in the pub.

11) You...
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Pray to the pins, leave sacrifices
Wear golf shoes.
Every time tu throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, tu JERKS!" Continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.
When ever a strike "X" appears on the screen, start yelling about how this is a Black pantera, panther conspiracy.
Explain to the owner how your game is "All sorts of messed up" due to plate tectonics, then lose him in lingo. Demand compensation.
Make lewd and graphic references to your "ball". Works well on Senior Ladies night
Play bocci with extra lane balls
Try to juggle the balls, when tu drop them, start screaming about plate tectonics again....
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posted by BellaCullen96
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Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that tu think they're Tom Cruise o madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie estrella in question).
Ask the guy siguiente to tu to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person siguiente to you, "Are tu in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, tu have a very irate home,' she dicho governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
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1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the flor girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure tu disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call tu repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure tu set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill chocolate fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid mover por getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.
posted by funnyshawna
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Apparently, this is what I do when I'm tired and slightly depressed. Go figure.

101 Great Uses for Eye-Patches!

1.    Wear it to cover your eye.
2.    Wear it to cover the hole where your eye used to be.
3.    Use it to prevent a hole ever being where your eye should be.
4.    Wear it to shield your eye from insects and other flying material.
5.    Wear two and pretend tu are blind.
6.    Wear none and pretend tu can see.
7.    Wear them as sunglasses when rendezvousing...
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posted by pollyloveshouse
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 Just plaln annoying!!
Just plaln annoying!!
Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some más that I came up with too, hope tu enjoy!




1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?




2. People who are willing to get off their butt to buscar the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...
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posted by ShadowFlame
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THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done por a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the día of the...
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i amor this lol
video
1. While tu are tu are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his preguntas with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time...
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Source: to whoever made it.
added by kenzichu
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What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
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link

(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas por discussion
-Like to learn new task por talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus más on their own inner world,...
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-If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty

like that's gonna happen

-It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

now ya tell me!

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

can u say hypocrites?

-If at first tu don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

that reminds of this one chick

-You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me

they like me better! they like me better!

-My imaginary friend thinks tu have some serious...
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