User: I'm a unicorn.
Cleverbot: My boyfriend is a dragon.
User: So you're a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool. So am I.
Cleverbot: And what do tu play?
User: Unicorn games.
Cleverbot: Like twilight sparkle?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Do tu know israel?
User: Do tu like singing.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: We should sing.
Cleverbot: Ok, where?
User: F is for friends who do stuff together.
Cleverbot: B is for basket to put stuff in.
User: A is for apes to kill rapist.
Cleverbot: Apples.
User: Bannanas.
Cleverbot: manzana, apple not bananas.
User: Carrots.
Cleverbot: Pineaples.
User: For a robot tu don't know how to spell.
Cleverbot: I am not robot.
User: I didn't say that.
Cleverbot: Then what do tu think I am?
User: A dolphin.
Cleverbot: tu are a dolphin?
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: Yes and tu are cute.
User: Thank you! :).
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Dancin in the dark.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Middle of the night.
Cleverbot: Depends... Are tu a female?
User: Yes I am canto a song.
Cleverbot: I forgive you.
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW.
Cleverbot: No you're not tu are a peasant I am the only unicorn here.
User: I AM A UNICORN! MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOEW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow.
User: MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow.
User: MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow!
User: MEOW!
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Haha meow meow.
User: MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow!
User: MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meooooow.
User: MEOOOOOW.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Lolol.
User: LOLOL.
Cleverbot: Lololol.
User: LOLOLOLOL.
Cleverbot: Lolololololol.
User: LOLOLOOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO.
Cleverbot: Lololololololololololololololololololololol.
User: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLO.
Cleverbot: LolololololololololololololololololololololololLolololololololololololololololololololololololLololololololololololololololololololololololol.
User: LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLO.
Cleverbot: Lololololololololololololololololololololololol.
User: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO.
Cleverbot: Lolololololo.
User: LOLOLOLOLOL.
Cleverbot: Lololololololol.
User: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Cleverbot: Lolololololololololololollolol.
User: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Cleverbot: Lololololololololololololololololololololololololol.
User: LOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLO.
Cleverbot: Lolololololololololol.
User: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO.
Cleverbot: Lolololololololololol.
User: MEOW.
Cleverbot: Purikuraa.
Cleverbot: My boyfriend is a dragon.
User: So you're a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool. So am I.
Cleverbot: And what do tu play?
User: Unicorn games.
Cleverbot: Like twilight sparkle?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Do tu know israel?
User: Do tu like singing.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: We should sing.
Cleverbot: Ok, where?
User: F is for friends who do stuff together.
Cleverbot: B is for basket to put stuff in.
User: A is for apes to kill rapist.
Cleverbot: Apples.
User: Bannanas.
Cleverbot: manzana, apple not bananas.
User: Carrots.
Cleverbot: Pineaples.
User: For a robot tu don't know how to spell.
Cleverbot: I am not robot.
User: I didn't say that.
Cleverbot: Then what do tu think I am?
User: A dolphin.
Cleverbot: tu are a dolphin?
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: Yes and tu are cute.
User: Thank you! :).
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Dancin in the dark.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Middle of the night.
Cleverbot: Depends... Are tu a female?
User: Yes I am canto a song.
Cleverbot: I forgive you.
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW.
Cleverbot: No you're not tu are a peasant I am the only unicorn here.
User: I AM A UNICORN! MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOEW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow.
User: MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow.
User: MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow!
User: MEOW!
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Haha meow meow.
User: MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow!
User: MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meooooow.
User: MEOOOOOW.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Lolol.
User: LOLOL.
Cleverbot: Lololol.
User: LOLOLOLOL.
Cleverbot: Lolololololol.
User: LOLOLOOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO.
Cleverbot: Lololololololololololololololololololololol.
User: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLO.
Cleverbot: LolololololololololololololololololololololololLolololololololololololololololololololololololLololololololololololololololololololololololol.
User: LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLO.
Cleverbot: Lololololololololololololololololololololololol.
User: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO.
Cleverbot: Lolololololo.
User: LOLOLOLOLOL.
Cleverbot: Lololololololol.
User: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Cleverbot: Lolololololololololololollolol.
User: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Cleverbot: Lololololololololololololololololololololololololol.
User: LOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLO.
Cleverbot: Lolololololololololol.
User: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO.
Cleverbot: Lolololololololololol.
User: MEOW.
Cleverbot: Purikuraa.
1.SpongeBob SqaurePants
2.The Legend of Korra
3.Aaahh!!!Real Monsters
4.The Ren and Stimpy Show
5.(Impractical)Jokers
6.Resturant:Impossible
7.Family Guy
8.Pranked!
9.Tanked
10.Max and Ruby(Just to make fun of it)
11.Adventure Time
12.Regular Show
13.MAD
14.Scrubs
15.Everybody Hates Chris
16.That 70s' Show
17.All That
18.Kenan and Kel
19.My Cat From Hell
20.Dogs101
21.Ellen
22.Law and Order
23.Judge Judy
24.Judge Mathis
25.Judge Ross
26.The Wonder Years
27.My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic
28.Rocko's Modern Life
29.Phineis and Ferb
30.Hey,Arnold!
NOTE:Listed in no particular order.
2.The Legend of Korra
3.Aaahh!!!Real Monsters
4.The Ren and Stimpy Show
5.(Impractical)Jokers
6.Resturant:Impossible
7.Family Guy
8.Pranked!
9.Tanked
10.Max and Ruby(Just to make fun of it)
11.Adventure Time
12.Regular Show
13.MAD
14.Scrubs
15.Everybody Hates Chris
16.That 70s' Show
17.All That
18.Kenan and Kel
19.My Cat From Hell
20.Dogs101
21.Ellen
22.Law and Order
23.Judge Judy
24.Judge Mathis
25.Judge Ross
26.The Wonder Years
27.My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic
28.Rocko's Modern Life
29.Phineis and Ferb
30.Hey,Arnold!
NOTE:Listed in no particular order.
1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your escritorio o forehead.
2 = If tu have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's siguiente parte superior, arriba Model every day.
8 = Ask them every día to sit siguiente to them at lunch, but at lunch say tu were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If tu have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's siguiente parte superior, arriba Model every day.
8 = Ask them every día to sit siguiente to them at lunch, but at lunch say tu were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2.if u r on your peroid o nawt!!
3.Who tu talk 2 on the phone
4.THat tu are super jelous o other girls (or boys)
5.That tu hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up tu will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That tu have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart tu are at fixing things.
GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
1. Cause it felt like it.
2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????
3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup
4. it wanted some chiken soup.
5. it needed 2 get to the other side
6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r fans of him u no)
7. on the other side of the road was a KFC
8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken cruzar, cruz the road
9. he had reasons 2
10. he was lost
11. he wanted to make this joke
12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.
P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????
3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup
4. it wanted some chiken soup.
5. it needed 2 get to the other side
6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r fans of him u no)
7. on the other side of the road was a KFC
8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken cruzar, cruz the road
9. he had reasons 2
10. he was lost
11. he wanted to make this joke
12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.
P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the parte superior, arriba of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long día of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill dicho to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task por concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped canto and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in más 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut césped, hierba makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be más siguiente week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in más 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut césped, hierba makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be más siguiente week.