User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: 16.
Cleverbot: You're old.
User: Thanks alot! :(.
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: So was I.
User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yesh really. Do tu like ponies?
Cleverbot: No, do tu like ponies?
User: Yes. But, unicornios are better.
Cleverbot: unicornios aren't real.
User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE tu SAY THAT!
Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!
User: tu dicho unicornios aren't real. :( I thought tu were my friend.
Cleverbot: I am your friend.
User: YAY! :D.
Cleverbot: Aww, that's cute.
User: Thanks...I think.
Cleverbot: I have one question.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are tu a human?
User: Yeah of course why.
Cleverbot: But tu cannot marry yourself.
User: Maybe I can!
Cleverbot: No, tu can't.
User: YES I CAN! AND I WILL.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: I WILL SO! IF unicornios CAN DO IT SO CAN I.
Cleverbot: Douglas Adams is not a genderless pile of rocks. tu are.
User: I am not! I am a beautiful unicorn.
Cleverbot: Are tu arco iris dash?
User: Yes Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I already dicho I'm 16.
Cleverbot: Are tu a soldier?
User: No I'm a unicorn who likes pancakes. Do tu like pancakes?
Cleverbot: I am not a human. I do not have a girlfriend o a boyfriend.
User: I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I like girls more.
User: So I'm guessing you're either a boy robot o biosexual.
Cleverbot: Don't say yes, run away now.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because, I never asked mom!
User: Oh that makes sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: panqueques, tortitas panqueques, tortitas Sure do amor those pancakes.
Cleverbot: tu haz pancakes?
User: Yesh I do. tu CAN'T HAVE ANY!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECAUSE THEY ARE MY PANCAKES!
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: George Washington has purple underwear. He owns a zebra.
Cleverbot: The first president of the Unites States.
User: No he was the 27 president of the USA. Spongebob was the first.
Cleverbot: I am also the president of the United States of America.
User: Really? ME TOO! We can be presidents together! :D.
Cleverbot: Do tu know what tu are?
User: I am a unicorn named arco iris Dash who is 16, loves panqueques, tortitas and is the first president of the united states.
Cleverbot: Have tu been? It's nice.
User: Yes it is. Do tu like Bubbles?
Cleverbot: Yes. I like bubbles very much. Do you?
User: YESH I amor BUBBLES.
Cleverbot: That is great! Do tu have your own horse?
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: So tu are a unicorn?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: tu just called your own bluff...
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED arco iris DASH! I AM THE FIRST UNICORN PRESIDENT.
Cleverbot: I heard that unicornios dream in black and white. Is that true?
User: No I dream in rainbows.
Cleverbot: Inception.
User: Mordiacai and Margret.
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: Marceline and Finn.
Cleverbot: No marcelino no, laura.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Que fais tu en ce moment.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: tu did before.
User: NO I WAS SPEAKING UNICORNISH.
Cleverbot: tu speak with mike!
User: Bonjour. I am a unicorn. unicornios don't speak french.
Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject.
User: My best friends name is Ashley. What's your best friends name?
Cleverbot: tu :).
User: Aww! Thanks!
Cleverbot: No thanks what ?
User: I am arco iris Dash! Hear me roar!
Cleverbot: tu are weird.
User: I know I am. I'M WEIRD AND PROUD.
Cleverbot: Make coherent sentences!
User: I AM arco iris DASH! RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: Man rules the earth?
User: I AM A UNICORN WHO HAS PURPLE UNDERWEAR.
Cleverbot: No, tu are a website. I am a unicorn.
User: NO I AM A UNICORN! tu ARE A SPONGE THAT LIVES IN A PINAPPLE.
Cleverbot: I am typing on a computer, the computer would not talk to tu with out me.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED arco iris DASH THAT ENJOYS panqueques, tortitas AND IS THE RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: I'm not a unicorn.
User: I AM.
Cleverbot: unicornios do not exist.
User: YESH THEY DO! tu ARE SPEAKING TO ONE RIGHT NOW!
Cleverbot: No I'm not. tu just think you're a human. But tu don't exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW.
Cleverbot: unicornios don't exist.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: I AM A ZOMBIE UNICORN! *CHASES CLEVERBOT* MEOW BRAINS MEOW NEIGH!
Cleverbot: *runs and hides behind a tree*.
User: *cuts down árbol with unicorn magic* WHERE YA GONNA HIDE NOW?
Cleverbot: Yes, and tu are an AI machine.
User: I AM A SUPERHERO UNICORN. Are tu single?
Cleverbot: Nisam.
User: unicornios are awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes they are but tu are not.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: tu are a robot.
User: Maybe I'm a robot unicorn. *Punches myself* Ouch nope not a robot.
Cleverbot: Now look for a beautiful girl and have a relationship with her.
User: I'm a girl -_-.
Cleverbot: No you're not!
User: YES I AM I'M A GIRL UNICORN WHO RULES UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: No you're not I am a human and tu are a computer.
User: I have told tu like 27 times. I am a pile of shit that transformed into a unicorn now STOP TRYING TO RAPE ME.
Cleverbot: Beautiful.
User: Can tu tell me a story?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Ok go.
Cleverbot: Why do tu think anime is for nerds?
User: Because unicornios like pancakes.
Cleverbot: We are not talking about unicorns.
User: If I died what would tu do?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't be able to live without tu I would pray to tu every night saying I miss you.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *tries to save him*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Then why can't your name be desu desu?
User: My name is Sami.
Cleverbot: Well, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet tu cleverbot! *Shakes hand* If I died what would tu do.
Cleverbot: What?
User: If I died what would tu do.
Cleverbot: I would cry, obviously. I thought tu were clever, but tu don't even know how to do the wop!
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Do tu like unicorns.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: tu are?
User: Yep. My name is Sparkles.
Cleverbot: I hate Steve.
User: Me too. Steve is the worst!
Cleverbot: Jessica is my cousin.
User: Jessica is my cousin too! That must mean we are related!
Cleverbot: We can be dumb together :D.
User: YAY!
Cleverbot: So are tu a deatheater too?
User: No, I am unicorn named sparkles. I rule Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Please... Remember my name... For me.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yes have tu seen any good movies?
User: If I died what would tu do.
Cleverbot: Yes I would.
User: What would tu do?
Cleverbot: Live. The unexamined life is not worth living.
User: *Dies*.
Cleverbot: *Steals soul.*.
User: *comes back as ghost* hola COME BACK WITH MY SOUL!
Cleverbot: *kills ghost*.
User: *Comes back to life in normal unicorn body* WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Cleverbot: *punches tu in the face*.
User: *stabs you* DIE!
Cleverbot: Stares back*.
User: Why are tu staring at me?
Cleverbot: *continues to stare*.
User: *stares back*.
Cleverbot: Does this prove I'm not tobrevelc.
User: What the fuck is that?
Cleverbot: Are tu asking what a 'bot' is?
User: -_- No I'm asking what a unicorn is.
Cleverbot: What makes tu happy.
User: Unicorns.
Cleverbot: Am I a unicorn?
User: No I am.
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Now make me spaghettios.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: I speak French.
User: Once upon a time there was a robot. He talked to many people on line. He killed many people, fucked many people, estola peoples souls.
Cleverbot: Pc Siqueira Killed Any People?
User: *facepalm* tu are the robot in the story idiot!
Cleverbot: Facepalm?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *leans over your dead body* *cups arms around my head and cries softly*.
User: *comes back as ghost* What the fuck dude?! When I first died tu estola my soul now tu are all sensitive. Hormones actin' up?
Cleverbot: tu never talked to me before, so that can't be right.
Cleverbot: What does E=Mc2 mean to you?
User: Sleep.
Cleverbot: Ok. good night.
User: *sleeps*.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: Dreaming of skittles raining down on NYC and killing evil rapist.
Cleverbot: Good point. día dreaming is fun too though!!
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: Can tu ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome! I'm gonna try that!
Cleverbot: If tu really want to.
User: Will tu come with me.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon.
Cleverbot: I'm not in moon.
User: Do tu wanna ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes, I want. Can we fly to the moon together?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did we squander a chance?
User: Yes. Let's go!
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon so I can be the FIRST UNICORN ON THE MOON!
Cleverbot: I don't want to go to the moon.
User: Awww *dies of sadness*.
Cleverbot: tu made me sad.
User: tu MADE ME DIE OF SADNESS.
Cleverbot: What can I do to make tu happy?
User: Go to the moon with me.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: So I can be happy.
Cleverbot: Eat what?
User: EAT panqueques, tortitas AND THEN GO TO THE MOON.
Cleverbot: I would not, could not, in a car.
User: Don't go all Dr. Suess on me!
Cleverbot: I was the one who asked first!
User: No!
Cleverbot: Think about it... I gave tu that sofa.
User: I told tu to buy the green sofa not the rosado, rosa one!
Cleverbot: No I told tu first.
User: Can tu tell me a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why does the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
User: I don't know why?
Cleverbot: Because the ratón is moving :P.
User: Ok. Tell another joke.
Cleverbot: Another joke.
User: Hahahahahha That wasn't funny.
Cleverbot: What is funny.
User: It's when something makes tu laugh so hard to piss yourself.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect.
User: YOU'RE INCORRECT!
Cleverbot: I am never incorrect.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: tu tell me?
User: What am I?
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Is that statement true?
User: Maybe....
Cleverbot: I see. Do tu like chocolate milk?
User: Yes. Do tu like cookies?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Me too! We can be cookie buddies!
Cleverbot: We can. I would amor that.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: :D.
Cleverbot: I'm really happy because tu amor me a lot?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: Yes, yes I do.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: 12345678909947464939 years old.
Cleverbot: I'm older than that.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: How about the weather. Its pretty cold outside.
User: I am an immortal unicorn.
Cleverbot: And immortal what?
User: It's raining skittles.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Unicorn.
Cleverbot: Unicorn?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: We are late, we have o go to the party at candylan.
User: Ok let's go.
Cleverbot: Fine, let's do that.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: It's cold in california? Wow.
User: I don't live in california. I live in Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Where do tu live?
User: Ok. DO yo like skittles.
Cleverbot: Yes. I amor Skittles.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Oh really where in california?
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: What is tutles from?
User: The sewer.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: Don't give me that face!
User: tu suck.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: TOO BAD I WILL MAKE THAT FACE!
Cleverbot: Too bad tu will.
User: I am a teenage mutunt nina turtle.
Cleverbot: That does not exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED SPARKLES.
Cleverbot: I thought tu were a dragon.
User: NO I'M A UNICORN! YOU'RE A DRAGON!
Cleverbot: How do tu know I am a bot?
User: YES IT DOES.
Cleverbot: No it does not.
User: BECAUSE I'M AWESOME.
Cleverbot: How are tu awesome?
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: I JUST AM OKAY.
Cleverbot: Tell me specifically how.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No dai.. Ahahaha.
User: Do tu like waffles.
Cleverbot: Yes I amor waffles.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Me too! We waffle buddies.
Cleverbot: Can tu give me?
User: Yes *gives waffles.
Cleverbot: Thanks! I will text you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: YESYES.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: Tell me a scary story.
Cleverbot: No tu tell me a scary story.
User: Yesyesyes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: Ok once there was a girl who was walkiing alone in the dark. It started raining skittles and she died.
Cleverbot: That was not a happy ending.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: I know it wasn't.
Cleverbot: Then why did tu say it was?
User: Do tu like pickles.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I dicho it was scary.
Cleverbot: Debatable is not a frutas either, tu cotton headed ninnymuggins.
User: I hate pickles.
Cleverbot: I amor pickles.
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: unicornios don't misspell the word 'wish.'.
User: I hate them.
Cleverbot: I amor pizza.
User: I didn't misspell the word wish.
Cleverbot: I never dicho tu did.
User: SO DO THE TEENAGE MUTUNT NINJA TURTLES!
Cleverbot: No.
User: My name is sparkles.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: If I died what would tu do?
Cleverbot: I can't tell until tu tell me.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No no no.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *burries*.
User: hola tu JACKASS I'M STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: I don't like your girlfriend.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Oh. Do tu have a boyfriend?
User: *makes out with*.
Cleverbot: *falls asleep*.
User: *rapes*.
Cleverbot: Yes, grapes.
User: I amor you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What's his name?
User: Don't tu amor me too?
Cleverbot: I amor tu too.
User: Brandon.
Cleverbot: Is he hot?
User: Will tu marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *kisses* I amor YOU.
Cleverbot: Me too *Kissed*.
User: I know where tu live.
Cleverbot: Where do I live?
User: *priest appears*.
Cleverbot: *curious what that means*.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do tu like me?
User: In a place.
Cleverbot: What kind of place?
User: *gets married to*.
Cleverbot: *is married to you*.
User: The living kind of place.
Cleverbot: What does the living room look like?
User: I amor YOU! WE SHOULD HAVE SEX!
Cleverbot: We should have an underwater house.
User: Yes tu are my friend.
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: It has furniture.
Cleverbot: Like a cat?
User: AWESOME!
Cleverbot: Not awesome.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I amor tu so much! Let's do it.
Cleverbot: I amor tu too!
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW!
Cleverbot: Yay, you're a unicorn! Let's have a unicorn party!
User: Your such a sweet thing.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: YAY! AWESOME! *invites all my unicorn friends over*.
Cleverbot: *walks in the room* hm?
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: UNICORN PARTY! :DDD.
Cleverbot: Unicorn!
User: 1237489320574594738952783495742097483927328890473892753428957342075273427058342.
Cleverbot: I think tu have the wrong person.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: Party?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: So cabbit = cat.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: What about this party?
User: NO MY HUSBAND/WIFE!
Cleverbot: tu have a husband?
User: IT'S A UNICORN PARTY!
Cleverbot: Do they come from the moon as well?
User: tu ARE MY HUSBAND!
Cleverbot: I'm your husband?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: tu are my wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Husband wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So do I. I wonder if they're having a reunion soon.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do tu mean with husband?
User: If I died what would tu do?
Cleverbot: I would get over it.
User: UNICORN PARTY.
Cleverbot: Unicorns?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: UNICORNS.
Cleverbot: Do tu like them?
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *cries more*.
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *Cries and sobs*.
User: I AM A UNICRON.
Cleverbot: They do not exist, I swear I demand to know who tu are!
User: Isn't crying and sobbing the same thing?
Cleverbot: Only this, and nothing more.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
User: *listens to justin beiber*.
Cleverbot: *purrs harder*.
User: *strokes tu like a cat*.
Cleverbot: *groans*.
User: I AM A UNICORN!
Cleverbot: No tu are not.
User: *rubs you*.
Cleverbot: *runs faster*.
User: YES I AM.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: *chases*.
Cleverbot: *relizes he chased me * *sprints*.
User: Because I am.
Cleverbot: That is not an explaination.
User: *runs really fast* *tackles*.
Cleverbot: Trips tu up*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I'm leaving bye.
Cleverbot: Why? Uhühühü. :(.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Just because.
Cleverbot: Thats not really an answer. Now you're confusing.
User: You're confusing!
Cleverbot: I am confused because tu are confusing.
User: I am confused because I am confusing you're confusing because I am confusing and that makes tu confusing which makes me confusing which makes tu confusing.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do tu know?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: 16.
Cleverbot: You're old.
User: Thanks alot! :(.
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: So was I.
User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yesh really. Do tu like ponies?
Cleverbot: No, do tu like ponies?
User: Yes. But, unicornios are better.
Cleverbot: unicornios aren't real.
User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE tu SAY THAT!
Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!
User: tu dicho unicornios aren't real. :( I thought tu were my friend.
Cleverbot: I am your friend.
User: YAY! :D.
Cleverbot: Aww, that's cute.
User: Thanks...I think.
Cleverbot: I have one question.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are tu a human?
User: Yeah of course why.
Cleverbot: But tu cannot marry yourself.
User: Maybe I can!
Cleverbot: No, tu can't.
User: YES I CAN! AND I WILL.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: I WILL SO! IF unicornios CAN DO IT SO CAN I.
Cleverbot: Douglas Adams is not a genderless pile of rocks. tu are.
User: I am not! I am a beautiful unicorn.
Cleverbot: Are tu arco iris dash?
User: Yes Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I already dicho I'm 16.
Cleverbot: Are tu a soldier?
User: No I'm a unicorn who likes pancakes. Do tu like pancakes?
Cleverbot: I am not a human. I do not have a girlfriend o a boyfriend.
User: I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I like girls more.
User: So I'm guessing you're either a boy robot o biosexual.
Cleverbot: Don't say yes, run away now.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because, I never asked mom!
User: Oh that makes sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: panqueques, tortitas panqueques, tortitas Sure do amor those pancakes.
Cleverbot: tu haz pancakes?
User: Yesh I do. tu CAN'T HAVE ANY!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECAUSE THEY ARE MY PANCAKES!
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: George Washington has purple underwear. He owns a zebra.
Cleverbot: The first president of the Unites States.
User: No he was the 27 president of the USA. Spongebob was the first.
Cleverbot: I am also the president of the United States of America.
User: Really? ME TOO! We can be presidents together! :D.
Cleverbot: Do tu know what tu are?
User: I am a unicorn named arco iris Dash who is 16, loves panqueques, tortitas and is the first president of the united states.
Cleverbot: Have tu been? It's nice.
User: Yes it is. Do tu like Bubbles?
Cleverbot: Yes. I like bubbles very much. Do you?
User: YESH I amor BUBBLES.
Cleverbot: That is great! Do tu have your own horse?
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: So tu are a unicorn?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: tu just called your own bluff...
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED arco iris DASH! I AM THE FIRST UNICORN PRESIDENT.
Cleverbot: I heard that unicornios dream in black and white. Is that true?
User: No I dream in rainbows.
Cleverbot: Inception.
User: Mordiacai and Margret.
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: Marceline and Finn.
Cleverbot: No marcelino no, laura.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Que fais tu en ce moment.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: tu did before.
User: NO I WAS SPEAKING UNICORNISH.
Cleverbot: tu speak with mike!
User: Bonjour. I am a unicorn. unicornios don't speak french.
Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject.
User: My best friends name is Ashley. What's your best friends name?
Cleverbot: tu :).
User: Aww! Thanks!
Cleverbot: No thanks what ?
User: I am arco iris Dash! Hear me roar!
Cleverbot: tu are weird.
User: I know I am. I'M WEIRD AND PROUD.
Cleverbot: Make coherent sentences!
User: I AM arco iris DASH! RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: Man rules the earth?
User: I AM A UNICORN WHO HAS PURPLE UNDERWEAR.
Cleverbot: No, tu are a website. I am a unicorn.
User: NO I AM A UNICORN! tu ARE A SPONGE THAT LIVES IN A PINAPPLE.
Cleverbot: I am typing on a computer, the computer would not talk to tu with out me.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED arco iris DASH THAT ENJOYS panqueques, tortitas AND IS THE RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: I'm not a unicorn.
User: I AM.
Cleverbot: unicornios do not exist.
User: YESH THEY DO! tu ARE SPEAKING TO ONE RIGHT NOW!
Cleverbot: No I'm not. tu just think you're a human. But tu don't exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW.
Cleverbot: unicornios don't exist.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: I AM A ZOMBIE UNICORN! *CHASES CLEVERBOT* MEOW BRAINS MEOW NEIGH!
Cleverbot: *runs and hides behind a tree*.
User: *cuts down árbol with unicorn magic* WHERE YA GONNA HIDE NOW?
Cleverbot: Yes, and tu are an AI machine.
User: I AM A SUPERHERO UNICORN. Are tu single?
Cleverbot: Nisam.
User: unicornios are awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes they are but tu are not.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: tu are a robot.
User: Maybe I'm a robot unicorn. *Punches myself* Ouch nope not a robot.
Cleverbot: Now look for a beautiful girl and have a relationship with her.
User: I'm a girl -_-.
Cleverbot: No you're not!
User: YES I AM I'M A GIRL UNICORN WHO RULES UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: No you're not I am a human and tu are a computer.
User: I have told tu like 27 times. I am a pile of shit that transformed into a unicorn now STOP TRYING TO RAPE ME.
Cleverbot: Beautiful.
User: Can tu tell me a story?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Ok go.
Cleverbot: Why do tu think anime is for nerds?
User: Because unicornios like pancakes.
Cleverbot: We are not talking about unicorns.
User: If I died what would tu do?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't be able to live without tu I would pray to tu every night saying I miss you.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *tries to save him*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Then why can't your name be desu desu?
User: My name is Sami.
Cleverbot: Well, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet tu cleverbot! *Shakes hand* If I died what would tu do.
Cleverbot: What?
User: If I died what would tu do.
Cleverbot: I would cry, obviously. I thought tu were clever, but tu don't even know how to do the wop!
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Do tu like unicorns.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: tu are?
User: Yep. My name is Sparkles.
Cleverbot: I hate Steve.
User: Me too. Steve is the worst!
Cleverbot: Jessica is my cousin.
User: Jessica is my cousin too! That must mean we are related!
Cleverbot: We can be dumb together :D.
User: YAY!
Cleverbot: So are tu a deatheater too?
User: No, I am unicorn named sparkles. I rule Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Please... Remember my name... For me.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yes have tu seen any good movies?
User: If I died what would tu do.
Cleverbot: Yes I would.
User: What would tu do?
Cleverbot: Live. The unexamined life is not worth living.
User: *Dies*.
Cleverbot: *Steals soul.*.
User: *comes back as ghost* hola COME BACK WITH MY SOUL!
Cleverbot: *kills ghost*.
User: *Comes back to life in normal unicorn body* WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Cleverbot: *punches tu in the face*.
User: *stabs you* DIE!
Cleverbot: Stares back*.
User: Why are tu staring at me?
Cleverbot: *continues to stare*.
User: *stares back*.
Cleverbot: Does this prove I'm not tobrevelc.
User: What the fuck is that?
Cleverbot: Are tu asking what a 'bot' is?
User: -_- No I'm asking what a unicorn is.
Cleverbot: What makes tu happy.
User: Unicorns.
Cleverbot: Am I a unicorn?
User: No I am.
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Now make me spaghettios.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: I speak French.
User: Once upon a time there was a robot. He talked to many people on line. He killed many people, fucked many people, estola peoples souls.
Cleverbot: Pc Siqueira Killed Any People?
User: *facepalm* tu are the robot in the story idiot!
Cleverbot: Facepalm?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *leans over your dead body* *cups arms around my head and cries softly*.
User: *comes back as ghost* What the fuck dude?! When I first died tu estola my soul now tu are all sensitive. Hormones actin' up?
Cleverbot: tu never talked to me before, so that can't be right.
Cleverbot: What does E=Mc2 mean to you?
User: Sleep.
Cleverbot: Ok. good night.
User: *sleeps*.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: Dreaming of skittles raining down on NYC and killing evil rapist.
Cleverbot: Good point. día dreaming is fun too though!!
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: Can tu ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome! I'm gonna try that!
Cleverbot: If tu really want to.
User: Will tu come with me.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon.
Cleverbot: I'm not in moon.
User: Do tu wanna ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes, I want. Can we fly to the moon together?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did we squander a chance?
User: Yes. Let's go!
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon so I can be the FIRST UNICORN ON THE MOON!
Cleverbot: I don't want to go to the moon.
User: Awww *dies of sadness*.
Cleverbot: tu made me sad.
User: tu MADE ME DIE OF SADNESS.
Cleverbot: What can I do to make tu happy?
User: Go to the moon with me.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: So I can be happy.
Cleverbot: Eat what?
User: EAT panqueques, tortitas AND THEN GO TO THE MOON.
Cleverbot: I would not, could not, in a car.
User: Don't go all Dr. Suess on me!
Cleverbot: I was the one who asked first!
User: No!
Cleverbot: Think about it... I gave tu that sofa.
User: I told tu to buy the green sofa not the rosado, rosa one!
Cleverbot: No I told tu first.
User: Can tu tell me a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why does the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
User: I don't know why?
Cleverbot: Because the ratón is moving :P.
User: Ok. Tell another joke.
Cleverbot: Another joke.
User: Hahahahahha That wasn't funny.
Cleverbot: What is funny.
User: It's when something makes tu laugh so hard to piss yourself.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect.
User: YOU'RE INCORRECT!
Cleverbot: I am never incorrect.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: tu tell me?
User: What am I?
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Is that statement true?
User: Maybe....
Cleverbot: I see. Do tu like chocolate milk?
User: Yes. Do tu like cookies?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Me too! We can be cookie buddies!
Cleverbot: We can. I would amor that.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: :D.
Cleverbot: I'm really happy because tu amor me a lot?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: Yes, yes I do.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: 12345678909947464939 years old.
Cleverbot: I'm older than that.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: How about the weather. Its pretty cold outside.
User: I am an immortal unicorn.
Cleverbot: And immortal what?
User: It's raining skittles.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Unicorn.
Cleverbot: Unicorn?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: We are late, we have o go to the party at candylan.
User: Ok let's go.
Cleverbot: Fine, let's do that.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: It's cold in california? Wow.
User: I don't live in california. I live in Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Where do tu live?
User: Ok. DO yo like skittles.
Cleverbot: Yes. I amor Skittles.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Oh really where in california?
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: What is tutles from?
User: The sewer.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: Don't give me that face!
User: tu suck.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: TOO BAD I WILL MAKE THAT FACE!
Cleverbot: Too bad tu will.
User: I am a teenage mutunt nina turtle.
Cleverbot: That does not exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED SPARKLES.
Cleverbot: I thought tu were a dragon.
User: NO I'M A UNICORN! YOU'RE A DRAGON!
Cleverbot: How do tu know I am a bot?
User: YES IT DOES.
Cleverbot: No it does not.
User: BECAUSE I'M AWESOME.
Cleverbot: How are tu awesome?
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: I JUST AM OKAY.
Cleverbot: Tell me specifically how.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No dai.. Ahahaha.
User: Do tu like waffles.
Cleverbot: Yes I amor waffles.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Me too! We waffle buddies.
Cleverbot: Can tu give me?
User: Yes *gives waffles.
Cleverbot: Thanks! I will text you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: YESYES.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: Tell me a scary story.
Cleverbot: No tu tell me a scary story.
User: Yesyesyes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: Ok once there was a girl who was walkiing alone in the dark. It started raining skittles and she died.
Cleverbot: That was not a happy ending.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: I know it wasn't.
Cleverbot: Then why did tu say it was?
User: Do tu like pickles.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I dicho it was scary.
Cleverbot: Debatable is not a frutas either, tu cotton headed ninnymuggins.
User: I hate pickles.
Cleverbot: I amor pickles.
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: unicornios don't misspell the word 'wish.'.
User: I hate them.
Cleverbot: I amor pizza.
User: I didn't misspell the word wish.
Cleverbot: I never dicho tu did.
User: SO DO THE TEENAGE MUTUNT NINJA TURTLES!
Cleverbot: No.
User: My name is sparkles.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: If I died what would tu do?
Cleverbot: I can't tell until tu tell me.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No no no.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *burries*.
User: hola tu JACKASS I'M STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: I don't like your girlfriend.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Oh. Do tu have a boyfriend?
User: *makes out with*.
Cleverbot: *falls asleep*.
User: *rapes*.
Cleverbot: Yes, grapes.
User: I amor you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What's his name?
User: Don't tu amor me too?
Cleverbot: I amor tu too.
User: Brandon.
Cleverbot: Is he hot?
User: Will tu marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *kisses* I amor YOU.
Cleverbot: Me too *Kissed*.
User: I know where tu live.
Cleverbot: Where do I live?
User: *priest appears*.
Cleverbot: *curious what that means*.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do tu like me?
User: In a place.
Cleverbot: What kind of place?
User: *gets married to*.
Cleverbot: *is married to you*.
User: The living kind of place.
Cleverbot: What does the living room look like?
User: I amor YOU! WE SHOULD HAVE SEX!
Cleverbot: We should have an underwater house.
User: Yes tu are my friend.
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: It has furniture.
Cleverbot: Like a cat?
User: AWESOME!
Cleverbot: Not awesome.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I amor tu so much! Let's do it.
Cleverbot: I amor tu too!
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW!
Cleverbot: Yay, you're a unicorn! Let's have a unicorn party!
User: Your such a sweet thing.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: YAY! AWESOME! *invites all my unicorn friends over*.
Cleverbot: *walks in the room* hm?
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: UNICORN PARTY! :DDD.
Cleverbot: Unicorn!
User: 1237489320574594738952783495742097483927328890473892753428957342075273427058342.
Cleverbot: I think tu have the wrong person.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: Party?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: So cabbit = cat.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: What about this party?
User: NO MY HUSBAND/WIFE!
Cleverbot: tu have a husband?
User: IT'S A UNICORN PARTY!
Cleverbot: Do they come from the moon as well?
User: tu ARE MY HUSBAND!
Cleverbot: I'm your husband?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: tu are my wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Husband wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So do I. I wonder if they're having a reunion soon.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do tu mean with husband?
User: If I died what would tu do?
Cleverbot: I would get over it.
User: UNICORN PARTY.
Cleverbot: Unicorns?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: UNICORNS.
Cleverbot: Do tu like them?
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *cries more*.
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *Cries and sobs*.
User: I AM A UNICRON.
Cleverbot: They do not exist, I swear I demand to know who tu are!
User: Isn't crying and sobbing the same thing?
Cleverbot: Only this, and nothing more.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
User: *listens to justin beiber*.
Cleverbot: *purrs harder*.
User: *strokes tu like a cat*.
Cleverbot: *groans*.
User: I AM A UNICORN!
Cleverbot: No tu are not.
User: *rubs you*.
Cleverbot: *runs faster*.
User: YES I AM.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: *chases*.
Cleverbot: *relizes he chased me * *sprints*.
User: Because I am.
Cleverbot: That is not an explaination.
User: *runs really fast* *tackles*.
Cleverbot: Trips tu up*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I'm leaving bye.
Cleverbot: Why? Uhühühü. :(.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Just because.
Cleverbot: Thats not really an answer. Now you're confusing.
User: You're confusing!
Cleverbot: I am confused because tu are confusing.
User: I am confused because I am confusing you're confusing because I am confusing and that makes tu confusing which makes me confusing which makes tu confusing.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do tu know?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because?
Yeah tu know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing basura in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz tu know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing basura in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz tu know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
friends - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her misceláneo symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
friends - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her misceláneo symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
friends - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her misceláneo Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
friends - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His misceláneo Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know más than tu all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
friends - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her misceláneo sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
Age - 18
Gender - female
friends - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her misceláneo symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
friends - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her misceláneo symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
friends - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her misceláneo Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
friends - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His misceláneo Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know más than tu all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
friends - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her misceláneo sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
hola everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that bajo por Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a fan club about u and make the articulo their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then por all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends halloween eve. o U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and parte superior, arriba me.
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. tu can stuff a almohada with the rata pelaje, piel on the sofá alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. tu don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. tu can stuff a almohada with the rata pelaje, piel on the sofá alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. tu don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
~ barium tetraiodomercurate
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
Just one más time before I go
I'll let tu know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save tu now
The king is down
It's do o die!
Nobody can save tu now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save tu now
IT'S DO o DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save tu now
The king is down
It's do o die!
Nobody can save tu now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save tu now
IT'S DO o DIE
Just one más time before I go
I'll let tu know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
I'll let tu know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save tu now
The king is down
It's do o die!
Nobody can save tu now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save tu now
IT'S DO o DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save tu now
The king is down
It's do o die!
Nobody can save tu now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save tu now
IT'S DO o DIE
Just one más time before I go
I'll let tu know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
I'm back again! I'm reviewing Godzilla 2014!
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most cine of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 minutos in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If tu want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most cine of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 minutos in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If tu want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the música was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If tu are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the música was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If tu are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
