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The morning was calm as Belle looked out over our beautiful blue lake that seemed to stretch on forever. "Belle, you're going to be late for school" my mother called from downstairs. "Oh, crap" Belle dicho grabbing my bag and running downstairs and out the door. In terms she was already late, she had to run a mile to school, she had to be at school por 8:00 and it was already 7:54. "Belle" her friend Madison yelled from across the road. "Hey Maddie" Belle waved to her. "You late too?" she asked running over to her. "Yeah, i can't help but thing something is going to go wrong" Belle dicho looking back at the lake. "That imagination of your's is truely something" Madison dicho looking at Belle. "Thanks...i think" she replied looking back at Madison. They had nearly run half a mile and it was already 8:05. "Need a ride" a bus driver asked parking beside them. "Yes please" Madison said. "Thank tu so much" Belle dicho to the busdriver. Madison and Belle sat in the front asiento while a single kid sat in the back."He's cute" Madison whispered to Belle. Belle looked back at him, all the way from here she could see he had bright blue eyes that seemed so distant, as if the bus could crash any segundo and he wouldn't even know. The bus stopped in front of the school, Madison and Belle grabbed their bags along with the boy in the back. "Should we wait for him" Belle asked. "No, he already has a school uniform, he has to know his way around" Madison said. "Oh, okay" Belle dicho following Madison. "I'll see ya later" she dicho running off to class waving bye to Madison. "Thank god it's time for my siguiente class" Belle dicho looking at the clock. I turned around to head to my class and right into that boy, sending him, Belle, and their stuff to the ground. "I'm so sorry" she dicho looking at him rubbing his head where it hit the ground. "It's fine" he dicho with a soft calm voice, which she much didn't expect. They both grabbed all their things, except she couldn't find her lectura book. "And lectura was my siguiente class" Belle whined. Belle slowly made her way to class as the campana rang. "Here goes nothing" she dicho walking through the door and to her seat. "Everyone read for a few minutes, i have to get things ready for a surprise" the teacher said. Belle sat for minutos staring at a blank desk. "Okay everyone, put your libros down and welcome our newest student, Ikito Shimnan. No one made a noise as the boy Belle saw from the bus walk in a stared at least everyone in the eye for 5 segundos telling them he's no joke. "Go sit up there por Belle, she'll keep tu company" The teacher dicho pointing to Belle. She watched them carefully until his blue eyes met hers. "Fine" Ikito dicho closing his eyes and walking up to my table. He bent over in his asiento and pulled two things out of his bag. "I took your book por mistake" He dicho sliding her lectura book to her. "Thanks" Belle dicho taking the book. "Welcome" he replied. She read the book quietly only daring to look up at Ikito when she thought he wasn't looking. The rest of the día went on very slowly, Ikito was in every class of hers, but gym was the worst part of it. In gym today, all the guys were to play football and mostrar the coach what they've got, but each team was división, split into the shirts team and the skins team. Ikito just so happened to be on the skins team. Everyone on the skins team pulled of their camisa, camiseta and threw them on the ground in a pile. Ikito had a stomach with six abbs on each side. "Kill me now" Belle said. "Can't take the torture of seeing the now cutest boy in school shirtless" Madison dicho sitting beside Belle. "Exactly" she dicho with a small smile on her face. "Then just don't look" Madison dicho blocking her eyes. "Stop" Belle laughed. "Okay, that's if for now boys" The coach announced after a little while. Ikito came and picked his camisa, camiseta off the ground, he hardley was even sweating. "I'm going to talk to him" Madison dicho standing up. "I'll see tu at your funeral" Belle joked. "Make sure there's plenty of flowers" she dicho joking back. "Hey Ikito" Madison said. "Hi, do i know you?" Ikito asked pulling down his shirt. "Yeah, i'm in a few of your classes" Madison smiled. "Oh, yeah now i remember you" Ikito dicho with a small smile. "I wanted to know if, maybe you'd want to come to Belle's house with me and study for the big grammers test" Madison asked. "Um, sure what time and what's her address" Ikito asked looking at Belle who was talking to a friend of hers. "5:00 and 319 wilth road" Madison said. "Okay got it" Ikito dicho sitting down. "Well i'll see oyu later" Madison smiled waving good-bye. "Hey, Belle Ikito will be coming to your house around 5:00" Madison said. "Why?" Belle asked. "We're all going to study for the grammers test" Madison explained. "Oh, okay" Belle dicho looking at the lonely boy looking out across the field with the same looking in his eyes as when he was on the bus. Later that día Belle walked inicial alone but she stopped por and alley way, when she saw a few boys were bullying Ikito. One boy was punching Ikito, one was swearing at him, as another filmed the whole thing. Someone had grabbed Belle from behind and dragged her into the alley. "Look what little toy we have here" The one that grabbed Belle said. The one kicking Ikito stopped and made him watch what they were doing to Belle. "Let's see what toys she has in her shirt" the one swearing dicho pulling out a pocket knife. "Touch her, and tu die" Ikito dicho hanging his head so his hair covered his face. "Looks like someone is trying to protect his mate" dicho the one filming. "She's not my mate, i'm just not going to let tu scums touch and innocent girl like that" Ikito dicho picking his head up, his eyes a bright red. "Coloured contacts don't scare us" dicho the one with the pocket knife. "When did tu see i had my hands free" Ikito asked. "Oh holy sh*t guys this dude is for real.. They all ran the one dude dropping Belle, as she hit her head on the ground knocking her out. "I swear, young Belle" Ikito dicho swinging his bag and Belle's bag over his shoulder as he had Belle in his arms carrying her home.
posted by starwarsfangirl
These are just misceláneo ways to eat my favorito! cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with fresa milk
5. frozen
6. frozen with milk
7. frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in frozen yogurt
11. in frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with maní, cacahuete butter
14. frozen with maní, cacahuete butter
15. frozen with 7up
16. with maní, cacahuete mantequilla and 7up
17. with cereza, cerezo 7up
18. frozen with cereza, cerezo 7up
19. frozen with maní, cacahuete mantequilla and cereza, cerezo 7up
20. por itself

If tu try any of these and like it, please write a comentario and tell me which one(s) tu tried. :)
Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if tu think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A limón is lying on the parte superior, arriba step, and tu are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. segundos later tu land on your ass, and siguiente tu are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A limón is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the limón that was created por your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the limón into her...
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I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if tu ever, one día decide to call me that. If tu think I'm insane, run away, because tu are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too tu a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. tu think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two friends riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a poni, pony with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red zorro, fox is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...
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posted by shiriny
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when tu sneeze because when tu sneeze, your corazón stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A caracol can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only animales that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders más than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Ride mechanical caballos with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the música store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos o rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Act like tu know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their preguntas with questions.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...
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What if Don got más "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A año has passed by, and Don is chosen por the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef hacha, hacha de guerra with a cashew. Instead, Don...
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So the Shin Megami Tensei franchise is a pretty well known series of games. And I’m not just saying that because it’s really Persona that people care about and Shin Megami Tensei has flown under the radar completely, no I’m not bitter, you’re bitter. Shut up. But this is not about me gushing over how great SMT Nocturne is. There are some people who don’t know about it, o absolute heathens, some of them known as sundaes that are of the plastic variety, that say it’s just bad, which is fine, one is entitled to their opinion no matter how wrong they are. Regardless, Nocturne was a...
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I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg



In the reciente years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad escritura behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and registrarse the ranks of washed up directors like...
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