Its not finished yet but I'm gonna continue it...this is (will be) also avadable on my DA account
Iluvpelon14
Yay
One day, a little girl named kaluri was at the zoo. She loved monkeys, she loved throwing the chips for them, but mostly attrackted seagulls and other un-monkey like flying pests. She loved turtals too, untill one farted on her and turned her insane. Right now, she is sitting in a mental heatbox in a mental inicial for mental hoes and can't stop shaking her head from side to side and moving it round it a circulo, círculo like some retarded freak. She also eats air, don't do drugs kids. This child is in here cos she got farted on stay away from turtal arses. This can fuck u up for life. The stench of the gas never leaves you. That's why she is insane and is a mental freak. She only eats chips now. And plays with a straw and has races with the straw to see who can shake the quickest. Of corse the retarded spazzek wins each time. All thanks to that zoo, stay away from there, its filthy. But más likely all thanks to that turtle, jeez he must be proud. What did he ate? The kid is mental still, sat there shaking her head and eating fuckin chips. más chips. más chips. Lifes stock of chips. Then plays with her straw and runs at the muro thinking she is getting somewhere and see's flying brains flying around and trys to catch them and she also "rides a snail" she is also known as mental jerkins. She also tried to eat an iphone 4 but failed, it didn't digest properly..now it rings from inside her and scares her. Doorbell. Nothing worse. Nothing más to this child..jee..sounds like me when I have pancakes. She is always hyper, wow. Kaluri must be my sister..EEEEK..and the term bouncing off the walls is literal. She pysicly bounces of walls. She has one friend.its a tedy that's a headless pingüino, pingüino de called flabbs pingüino, pingüino de hahahehe.all the children are like this, demented chickens running round the corridoors screaming everytime some azada approches them. Spoon. If your not scared yet tu should be. These children are capable of mass distruction. If the world ends later this año and your still alive, tu know how it ended. Poor turtals..wait..NOOOOO XD o.O lolwut.
•they used to do school trips to this place before they realised that they found out that 13 of there students had turned insane.
Oh shit
Hold on
I think I'm insane
No I'm fine
Although being addicted to chips, kaluri can only draw carrots with glasses. Who owns this kid?! Wtf am I going on about?!?!
Haha
Kinda reminds me of one of my friends
....*evil laugh*....
Back to the muthafucka story!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahaahaha
Fuck
XD o.O
Although kaluri does have one human friend. Pokalilly.
...
What tu don't like the name pokalilly?...
WELL HARD CHEESE tu THINK OF A NAME FUCKA
*nyan cat music*
Stfu u
*shoots cat*
Pokalilly is a long gone friend. She's underground..somewhere. tu see she liked moles..so she..*ahem cough cough ha ha*...dug a hole and didn't find her way back out cos the stuid mental azada popijerry filled the hole in. So pokalilly lives like a mole..digging tunnels..why doesn't she just dig up tu ask? Cos she doesn't do up. We don't need to focus on her anyway she's. Your problem she's in the closet that's closest to you!!!! Say hi to her for me
Did I forget to tell you? Kaluri has a demon in her mental heatbox for mental hoes that only she can see. :) what has the world come to seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :•) OMFG that face looks like a snowman!!!!
Yes!! This songs scaring me
Ahhhahahahaha crys
Sometimes I like to lie on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot :D
Whoops wasn't ment to say that :#
Mwahhahaahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahhah evil laugh smog evil laugh hhahhahahahahahahahhaha
OMFG its jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!! on southpark :) hahahahaha I goottt chhoooooooo :D
This is getting randomly out of hand..brb I want a cookie..
Tik tok tik tok
IM BAC- wait I'm changing song IM BACK AND MY COOKIE IS MY BEST FRIEND HEHE IM EATING LAUREN!!!
Well
Ok something needs to happen...
Hgmmm
We now go over to cheesyTOTs332 for a live update on the mental inicial for mental hoes with mental heatboxs to calm the mental hoes down. Over to tu cheesyTOTs332
CheesyTOTs332::
Yes thank tu abby we will now go inside.
*knocks on mental inicial door, little cute child answers*
Little child: HI IS tu THE CANDYMAN!!?!!?!!
*boom*
CheesyTOTs332::
Not a good start. *walks in* well as tu can see its very nice in here, we are in a normal room for now...
*walks into the mental corridoor*
Oh my good god *beep* I'm getting the *beep* out of this *beeeep* place!!!!!!!
Just joken
*approches young lonely child* hello there.
Young child:
Oyajsksaekbiomgkfiogvjghiwoeuivbdfalcowoeribgngwogvibhutrswlckghjelwiogtuvbjslkalfltiwujrtuy jdnfkaslgvkrei
*BOOM*
:3
((That was fun to type))
CheesyTOTs332::
Why do they all blow up?! Well let's go and see kaluri....
I am stood outside kaluri's mental heatbox for mental hoes. Let's knock on her door
*knock knock*
*kaluri answers*
Ohh well arnt tu cute!
Kaluri: come bla bla come in see my drawflings blablabla meet flabby pingüino, pingüino de hahahehe hahahaahahahahahaha bla bla bla prrrrrrbabaaaaaa. Weeee! *points at paper*
CheesyTOTs332::
Isn't she adorbs?!
*looks at paper*
Awww is that your teddy..with..no head..
:3
Kaluri::
Yeah! Flabby pingüino, pingüino de hahahehe!!! I chewed his head off then ate it!!
*ringing noise*
Excuse me
*burps and iphone comes out of her mouth*
Hehehehe
CheesyTOTs332::
Oh...
*gets hit por slobber covered flabby pingüino, pingüino de hahahehe*
Lovely...
Kaluri::
Me and muma
*shows drawing of 'her' and 'her mum'...sick figures*
CheesyTOTs332::
Oh..that's cut- huh?!
*kaluri puts drawing in her mouth and chews it and spits it back out*
Kaluri::
Whoops..sorry..
*smiles and walks sideways to the muro and carrys on walking even tho she is at the wall*
CheesyTOTs332::
So kaluri..how old are tu sweetheart?
Kaluri:
Ninety eight million five thousand sixty three trillion gazabillion with a snotty nose *sneezy and a different species of snot comes out of her nose*
Hahahahahahahahahhahaahha
Me:
Insane children....ahhhhh
CheesyTOTs332: I have to go now kaluri! Say bye to the world.
*kaluri pulls out shotgun and shoots cheesyTOTs332 and the camera falls on the side*
TECHICAL DIFFECULTIES PLEASE STAND BY!!!!!!!!! YOUR HAMPSTER HAS PROBABLY HAD A MUNCH ON YOUR TV WIRE o SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT o THE WEATHER IS BAD o SOMETHINK REALLY STUPID LIKE THAT GET IT SORTED OUT QUICKlY!!!!!!
what tu want us to wait for you?
GET BUMMED IT IS EVERY PERSON FOR THEM SELFS!
*camera goes back to kaluri and she is holding up two perrito, cachorro teddys that she has sewn the ears together on*
Kaluri::
Look at my creation world!! If tu sew to cachorritos ears together it can cause head truma's, STD's, explosive dhiaria and a sudden attraction to llama's. I drink torine!!
*drinks torine*
Now I'm pregnant!
Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
*camera goes off*
Me:
And that was the recen-
*news theme tune*
STOP WAIT NOT YET
*i come back on the screen*
As I was saying its our reciente update on kaluri...I don't think we will ever get another update from CheesyTOTs332
Oh well
Now tu can do it
*news theme tune, screen goes black and me in the background*
ARHHHHHH A SPIDER
*skips to an old granny watching the news show*
Granny:
What they say?
((Skips back to the origenal story))
Oh yeah I forgot to tell tu that she has a shotgun whoops..oh well tu will live hopefully!!!!!!!!!
Kaluri loves chips, she is- oh I have already told you? Well its time for the adver-
*news mostrar goes off*
hola I was talking
*adverts come on*
((Advert 1))fudge...fudge...FUDGE...FUUDGE...FUUUUUDGEEE...FUUUUUUUUDGGGEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not fudge
Fudge
On sale now
((Advert two))
Come to mc donalds!!! Its the best on the highway!!!
*person walks in*
Uh yeah, burger dude, I want a burger and chips please
*throws burger at man*
Oi!! I'm not having that service!!! Ah..where's me chips?
*throws chips at person*
Thank tu
Mc Donalds! Best place to eat in the universe!!!!!!
((Advert 3))
*duck from almost naked animales comes on the screen with a shed*
Hello
I heard tu were looking for a shed. Buy a shed then. This is my shed. Where all of your dreams come true. If they involve a shed.
((Advert 4))
*mister hankey comes on the screen*
hola kids
I'm mister hankey
The navidad poo
Small and brown
I come from you
Don't forget to flush the toilet when tu use it! Very important information this kids!
((Advert 5))
Are tu planning to take over the world? If tu are then tu will need this started pack.
It inclueds
A nuclier bomb the size of venus
108642256248 fuego crackers and 1 lighter for them
And your very own invader zim from invader zim!
No subject entended, don't actully set the bomb off and be aware that when u touch the bomb it goes off, shaken up in the delivery ya know.
*woman touches bomb and the earth blows up*
Crypto the super dog: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOOOOOO
*on the moon*
..Oooooooooooooooooooo....
Alien no 1: did tu hear that?!
Alen no 2: no...
*you turn your tv off thinking the mostrar is pathetic tu say the mostrar is pathetic*
You: the mostrar is pathetic
*good! Now tu turn around and.......wait I need a cookie....*
Iluvpelon14
Yay
One day, a little girl named kaluri was at the zoo. She loved monkeys, she loved throwing the chips for them, but mostly attrackted seagulls and other un-monkey like flying pests. She loved turtals too, untill one farted on her and turned her insane. Right now, she is sitting in a mental heatbox in a mental inicial for mental hoes and can't stop shaking her head from side to side and moving it round it a circulo, círculo like some retarded freak. She also eats air, don't do drugs kids. This child is in here cos she got farted on stay away from turtal arses. This can fuck u up for life. The stench of the gas never leaves you. That's why she is insane and is a mental freak. She only eats chips now. And plays with a straw and has races with the straw to see who can shake the quickest. Of corse the retarded spazzek wins each time. All thanks to that zoo, stay away from there, its filthy. But más likely all thanks to that turtle, jeez he must be proud. What did he ate? The kid is mental still, sat there shaking her head and eating fuckin chips. más chips. más chips. Lifes stock of chips. Then plays with her straw and runs at the muro thinking she is getting somewhere and see's flying brains flying around and trys to catch them and she also "rides a snail" she is also known as mental jerkins. She also tried to eat an iphone 4 but failed, it didn't digest properly..now it rings from inside her and scares her. Doorbell. Nothing worse. Nothing más to this child..jee..sounds like me when I have pancakes. She is always hyper, wow. Kaluri must be my sister..EEEEK..and the term bouncing off the walls is literal. She pysicly bounces of walls. She has one friend.its a tedy that's a headless pingüino, pingüino de called flabbs pingüino, pingüino de hahahehe.all the children are like this, demented chickens running round the corridoors screaming everytime some azada approches them. Spoon. If your not scared yet tu should be. These children are capable of mass distruction. If the world ends later this año and your still alive, tu know how it ended. Poor turtals..wait..NOOOOO XD o.O lolwut.
•they used to do school trips to this place before they realised that they found out that 13 of there students had turned insane.
Oh shit
Hold on
I think I'm insane
No I'm fine
Although being addicted to chips, kaluri can only draw carrots with glasses. Who owns this kid?! Wtf am I going on about?!?!
Haha
Kinda reminds me of one of my friends
....*evil laugh*....
Back to the muthafucka story!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahaahaha
Fuck
XD o.O
Although kaluri does have one human friend. Pokalilly.
...
What tu don't like the name pokalilly?...
WELL HARD CHEESE tu THINK OF A NAME FUCKA
*nyan cat music*
Stfu u
*shoots cat*
Pokalilly is a long gone friend. She's underground..somewhere. tu see she liked moles..so she..*ahem cough cough ha ha*...dug a hole and didn't find her way back out cos the stuid mental azada popijerry filled the hole in. So pokalilly lives like a mole..digging tunnels..why doesn't she just dig up tu ask? Cos she doesn't do up. We don't need to focus on her anyway she's. Your problem she's in the closet that's closest to you!!!! Say hi to her for me
Did I forget to tell you? Kaluri has a demon in her mental heatbox for mental hoes that only she can see. :) what has the world come to seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :•) OMFG that face looks like a snowman!!!!
Yes!! This songs scaring me
Ahhhahahahaha crys
Sometimes I like to lie on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot :D
Whoops wasn't ment to say that :#
Mwahhahaahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahhah evil laugh smog evil laugh hhahhahahahahahahahhaha
OMFG its jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!! on southpark :) hahahahaha I goottt chhoooooooo :D
This is getting randomly out of hand..brb I want a cookie..
Tik tok tik tok
IM BAC- wait I'm changing song IM BACK AND MY COOKIE IS MY BEST FRIEND HEHE IM EATING LAUREN!!!
Well
Ok something needs to happen...
Hgmmm
We now go over to cheesyTOTs332 for a live update on the mental inicial for mental hoes with mental heatboxs to calm the mental hoes down. Over to tu cheesyTOTs332
CheesyTOTs332::
Yes thank tu abby we will now go inside.
*knocks on mental inicial door, little cute child answers*
Little child: HI IS tu THE CANDYMAN!!?!!?!!
*boom*
CheesyTOTs332::
Not a good start. *walks in* well as tu can see its very nice in here, we are in a normal room for now...
*walks into the mental corridoor*
Oh my good god *beep* I'm getting the *beep* out of this *beeeep* place!!!!!!!
Just joken
*approches young lonely child* hello there.
Young child:
Oyajsksaekbiomgkfiogvjghiwoeuivbdfalcowoeribgngwogvibhutrswlckghjelwiogtuvbjslkalfltiwujrtuy jdnfkaslgvkrei
*BOOM*
:3
((That was fun to type))
CheesyTOTs332::
Why do they all blow up?! Well let's go and see kaluri....
I am stood outside kaluri's mental heatbox for mental hoes. Let's knock on her door
*knock knock*
*kaluri answers*
Ohh well arnt tu cute!
Kaluri: come bla bla come in see my drawflings blablabla meet flabby pingüino, pingüino de hahahehe hahahaahahahahahaha bla bla bla prrrrrrbabaaaaaa. Weeee! *points at paper*
CheesyTOTs332::
Isn't she adorbs?!
*looks at paper*
Awww is that your teddy..with..no head..
:3
Kaluri::
Yeah! Flabby pingüino, pingüino de hahahehe!!! I chewed his head off then ate it!!
*ringing noise*
Excuse me
*burps and iphone comes out of her mouth*
Hehehehe
CheesyTOTs332::
Oh...
*gets hit por slobber covered flabby pingüino, pingüino de hahahehe*
Lovely...
Kaluri::
Me and muma
*shows drawing of 'her' and 'her mum'...sick figures*
CheesyTOTs332::
Oh..that's cut- huh?!
*kaluri puts drawing in her mouth and chews it and spits it back out*
Kaluri::
Whoops..sorry..
*smiles and walks sideways to the muro and carrys on walking even tho she is at the wall*
CheesyTOTs332::
So kaluri..how old are tu sweetheart?
Kaluri:
Ninety eight million five thousand sixty three trillion gazabillion with a snotty nose *sneezy and a different species of snot comes out of her nose*
Hahahahahahahahahhahaahha
Me:
Insane children....ahhhhh
CheesyTOTs332: I have to go now kaluri! Say bye to the world.
*kaluri pulls out shotgun and shoots cheesyTOTs332 and the camera falls on the side*
TECHICAL DIFFECULTIES PLEASE STAND BY!!!!!!!!! YOUR HAMPSTER HAS PROBABLY HAD A MUNCH ON YOUR TV WIRE o SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT o THE WEATHER IS BAD o SOMETHINK REALLY STUPID LIKE THAT GET IT SORTED OUT QUICKlY!!!!!!
what tu want us to wait for you?
GET BUMMED IT IS EVERY PERSON FOR THEM SELFS!
*camera goes back to kaluri and she is holding up two perrito, cachorro teddys that she has sewn the ears together on*
Kaluri::
Look at my creation world!! If tu sew to cachorritos ears together it can cause head truma's, STD's, explosive dhiaria and a sudden attraction to llama's. I drink torine!!
*drinks torine*
Now I'm pregnant!
Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
*camera goes off*
Me:
And that was the recen-
*news theme tune*
STOP WAIT NOT YET
*i come back on the screen*
As I was saying its our reciente update on kaluri...I don't think we will ever get another update from CheesyTOTs332
Oh well
Now tu can do it
*news theme tune, screen goes black and me in the background*
ARHHHHHH A SPIDER
*skips to an old granny watching the news show*
Granny:
What they say?
((Skips back to the origenal story))
Oh yeah I forgot to tell tu that she has a shotgun whoops..oh well tu will live hopefully!!!!!!!!!
Kaluri loves chips, she is- oh I have already told you? Well its time for the adver-
*news mostrar goes off*
hola I was talking
*adverts come on*
((Advert 1))fudge...fudge...FUDGE...FUUDGE...FUUUUUDGEEE...FUUUUUUUUDGGGEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not fudge
Fudge
On sale now
((Advert two))
Come to mc donalds!!! Its the best on the highway!!!
*person walks in*
Uh yeah, burger dude, I want a burger and chips please
*throws burger at man*
Oi!! I'm not having that service!!! Ah..where's me chips?
*throws chips at person*
Thank tu
Mc Donalds! Best place to eat in the universe!!!!!!
((Advert 3))
*duck from almost naked animales comes on the screen with a shed*
Hello
I heard tu were looking for a shed. Buy a shed then. This is my shed. Where all of your dreams come true. If they involve a shed.
((Advert 4))
*mister hankey comes on the screen*
hola kids
I'm mister hankey
The navidad poo
Small and brown
I come from you
Don't forget to flush the toilet when tu use it! Very important information this kids!
((Advert 5))
Are tu planning to take over the world? If tu are then tu will need this started pack.
It inclueds
A nuclier bomb the size of venus
108642256248 fuego crackers and 1 lighter for them
And your very own invader zim from invader zim!
No subject entended, don't actully set the bomb off and be aware that when u touch the bomb it goes off, shaken up in the delivery ya know.
*woman touches bomb and the earth blows up*
Crypto the super dog: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOOOOOO
*on the moon*
..Oooooooooooooooooooo....
Alien no 1: did tu hear that?!
Alen no 2: no...
*you turn your tv off thinking the mostrar is pathetic tu say the mostrar is pathetic*
You: the mostrar is pathetic
*good! Now tu turn around and.......wait I need a cookie....*
