I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated por you.
I was so encantada por your beauty that I ran into that muro over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime tu passed by, just so I could stare at tu a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but tu owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
tu look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do tu have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do tu have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to tu cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
You're so beautiful that tu made me forget my pickup line.
tu shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a estrella for every time tu brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
tu know you're in amor when tu can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if tu had an extra corazón mine seems to have been stolen
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good tu look.
Me without tu is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby o is that just my corazón taking off?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the día my children were born, the día I got married, and the día that I met you.
Are tu from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are tu an interior decorator? When i saw tu the room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if tu were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
tu must be a hell of a thief because tu estola my corazón from across the room.
Do tu have a twin sister? Then tu must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
tu look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If tu were a booger I'd pick tu first.
Do tu know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I amor you.
Excuse me, I think tu have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask tu out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, tu must be the prime rib.
Are tu lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make tu the happiest woman on earth tonight.
My amor for tu is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
hola baby you're so fine tu make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet tu $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do tu have the time? [Tells tu the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would tu grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched por an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Hello are tu married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear tu say "happily".
tu are like a dulces bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask tu how tu looked!
Did tu clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when tu left it?
Did tu fart, cause tu blew me away.
I don't have a biblioteca card, but do tu mind if I check tu out?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that ángeles could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
tu are so fine, I wish I could plant tu and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because tu are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause tu just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but tu dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are tu going to kiss me o do I have to lie to my diary?
Are tu cold? tu look like tu could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
tu know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, tu put Hershey's outta business.
Can I buy tu a drink o do tu just want the money?
Did the sun come out o did tu just smile at me?
So there tu are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do tu believe in amor at first sight, o should I walk por again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when tu have a weak heart.
tu see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if tu think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed tu noticing me and I just wanted to give tu notice that I noticed tu too.
(As she is leaving) hola aren't tu forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When tu fell out of heaven?
I'm sorry, were tu talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know leche does a body good, but baby, how much have tu been drinking?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a inicial run with you.
I'm new in town. Could tu give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If tu were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was tu father an alien? Because there's nothing else like tu on Earth!
What time do tu have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this asiento taken?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone estola the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
[Look at her camisa, camiseta label.] When they say, "What are tu doing?" tu respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
tu know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My name isn't Elmo, but tu can tickle me any time tu want to.
tu be the Dairy queen and I'll be your Burger King: tu treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
if I had to choose between breathing o loving you, I would say "I amor you" with my last breath!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because tu are soooo sweet!
I'm not trying to impress tu o anything, but... I'm Batman!
tu must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
tu must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do tu know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
When God made you, he was mostrando off.
tu must be a Snickers, because tu satisfy me.
Are tu a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because tu are the bomb.
Are tu religious? Cause tu are the respuestas to all my prayers.
You're like a dictionary, tu add meaning to my life!
Baby, tu are so fine I could put tu on a plate and sop tu up with a biscuit.
Is there a arco iris today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
tu remind me of a magnet, because tu sure are attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, o are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are tu taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will tu kiss it and make it better?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right siguiente to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of tu wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a estrella for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at tu with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
How much does a polar oso, oso de weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that tu amor me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
Should I smile because we are friends, o cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
hola baby. tu got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do tu pick 'Do tu come here often?', 'What's your sign?', o 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
(hold out hand) Would tu hold this for me while I go for a walk?
This time siguiente año let’s be laughing together.
Didn't I see tu on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don't want tu to think I'm ridiculous o anything, but tu are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Have tu always been this cute, o did tu have to work at it?
hola baby, tu must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, tu turn me on!
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did tu get such a finely tuned body?
I have had a really bad día and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would tu smile for me?
I hope tu know CPR, cuz tu take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do tu do for a living?
If I told tu that tu had a great body, would tu hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here o is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and tu are...gorgeous!
So, what do tu do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Were tu arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
Ya know, tu look really hot! tu must be real reason for global warming.
tu are the reason men fall in love.
tu know the más I drink, the prettier tu get!
tu know, I would die happy if I saw tu naked just once!
tu know, tu might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
tu look like my third wife. [how many time have tu been married?] Twice.
tu make me melt like hot dulce de azúcar, fudge on a sundae.
tu should be someone's wife.
Were tu in Boy Scouts? Because tu sure have tied my corazón in a knot.
Are tu as beautiful on the inside as tu are on the outside?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Babe! tu look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You're so hot tu would make the devil sweat.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Excuse me.....Hi, i'm escritura a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
If god made any thing better than tu he keep it for him self.
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, tu turn me on!
Hey, how did tu do that? (What?) Look so good?
Damn girl, tu have más curves than a race track.
If tu stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, tu would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If God made anything más pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
tu are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
tu look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Are tu a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
tu are so beautiful that tu give the sun a reason to shine.
Do tu want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do tu bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Your culo is so nice that it is a shame that tu have to sit on it.
Someone should call the police, because tu just estola my heart!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. tu are on fire.
Baby, you're so hot, tu make the equator look like the north pole.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... tu just look hot to me.
I just got dumped, and I think that tu could make me feel better.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
tu are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if tu were with me.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
You're so hot, I bet tu could light a candle at 10 paces.
My buddies over there dicho that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
hola baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
This isn't a cerveza belly, It'a a fuel tank for a amor machine.
I don't know you, but I think I amor tu already.
tu know I'd like to invite tu over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
Is your name Summer? 'Cause tu are as hot as hell.
If I had to choose between one night with tu o winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
Do tu have any sunscreen? 'Cause tu are burning me up!
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Stare at girl . ("What're tu staring at?")
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
You're hotter than donut grease.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause tu sure are special.
If tu could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth más than Fort Knox.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If tu were a filete tu would be well done.
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, tu rock me like a hurricane!
Can tu pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
tu Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell tu that he needs my corazón back.