This is your new language.
1.Watch hours of anime each day, every day.
2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")
3. Always talk about how tu want to be "Miku-Chan" when tu get older.
4. On parte superior, arriba of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...
5.If tu have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".
6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)
7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching, strange coloured pigtails that are a ridiculous length)
8. Get mad and throw a fit whenever someone says they don't like anime in half Japanese and half English.
9.Always speak with a faked high-pitched Japanese accent.
10. Make fan characters that have obnoxious outfits as well and are Mary-Sues/Gary-Sues.
11. Carry around a classic anime weapon with tu everywhere. (i.e. Death Note, Maka's scythe,etc...)
12. Ka-me-ha-me-ha everybody.
13.Draw crappy fanart of "kaittoooo-nii to len-kuun besar coz its kawaii dessuuu"
14.Don't pronounce your "R's"/Speak "Engrish" constantly.
15. Clog foros like Gaia Online o 4Chan.
16. Fangirl o Fanboy obsessively. (This means más than most of our users on here.)
17. Make sure tu have horrible grammar and spelling. (i.e. OMFG WHO CUD U SAY DAT ABOT MA AMERIKAH-SAN!!!!!!)
18.Cosplay at school, o any other inappropriate places.
19.Fight over your favourite characters. (i.e. U estola MA GAKUPO DESU!!!!)
20. Live like tu live in Japan. (This is an important step!)
21. Forget all about your own culture and completely alienate it.
22.Constantly bring up the fact that tu are "otaku". (Nothing against otakus).
23.Wear fake animal ears/other notable anime features.
24. Actually make yourself believe that tu are in that anime world/married to that character.
25. Eat nothing but Japanese comida and refuse to eat anything else.
26. Go to Asian shops on a regular basis.
27.Make anyone who hates anime dead to you.
28.If there is any Japanese exchange students, stalk them.
29.Do Caramelldansen o Caprahina in public.
30.Never, EVER leave the house except if it it to get anime DVD's, pocky, o other Asian stuff.
Kagami Kawaiine, Queen of all Weeaboos.
"Desu" does NOT in fact, make you Japanese
tu don't have to worry about 2012.
Here's a couple of reasons why:
1) The planets are not scheduled to align in 2012. In fact, there will be no major planetary alignments in the siguiente few decades. Even if there were, planetary alignment would have a negligible effect on Earth.
2) There are no planets o asteroids that are set to crash into Earth. Astronomers are watching out for that sort of thing, and they haven't seen any.
3) The Mayan calendar will end in 2012. Rather than signifying the end of the world, what instead will happen is that the calendar will reset.
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Here's a couple of reasons why:
1) The planets are not scheduled to align in 2012. In fact, there will be no major planetary alignments in the siguiente few decades. Even if there were, planetary alignment would have a negligible effect on Earth.
2) There are no planets o asteroids that are set to crash into Earth. Astronomers are watching out for that sort of thing, and they haven't seen any.
3) The Mayan calendar will end in 2012. Rather than signifying the end of the world, what instead will happen is that the calendar will reset.
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me: omg where are my keys *looks at sister* ......
*cuts her open and gets her guts out and finds my keys* there it is
mom: O_O
dad: o_o
brother: mommy!
me: uhhh hi?
sister: moves arms
me: heh heh *shoots my family*
LALALA!
HEH HEH ITS OKAY LITTLE TEDDY BEAR! *twitches eyes*
o_o
hi
heh heh *rocks* i amor tu teddy
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! he he lalalalalalala
rockysss lelele
hehehehehe
look over there
hehehehe
MWAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHA!
cat: meow!
me:huh no mr.whiskers its me ssook
my friend: AHHH!!!
o_o
*cuts her open and gets her guts out and finds my keys* there it is
mom: O_O
dad: o_o
brother: mommy!
me: uhhh hi?
sister: moves arms
me: heh heh *shoots my family*
LALALA!
HEH HEH ITS OKAY LITTLE TEDDY BEAR! *twitches eyes*
o_o
hi
heh heh *rocks* i amor tu teddy
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! he he lalalalalalala
rockysss lelele
hehehehehe
look over there
hehehehe
MWAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHA!
cat: meow!
me:huh no mr.whiskers its me ssook
my friend: AHHH!!!
o_o
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Just when we thought facebook couldn’t impact our lives anymore, it found another way.
An Israeli couple has named their baby Like, after the Like button on Facebook. We’ve heard some unique names in our time, but this one is a bit silly. The couple claims they thought the name sounded “modern and innovative.”
facebook did not pay the couple, obviously, but this incident shows how large a role social media play in our lives. siguiente thing tu know, parents will start naming their children, Facebook. Wait, that actually happened earlier this year! A man in Egypt named his daughter facebook to express “his joy at the achievements made por the January 25 youth.”
Now we turn to our community. What do tu think of these names? What’s the most unusual name you’ve ever heard of?
Thanks for reading.
Just when we thought facebook couldn’t impact our lives anymore, it found another way.
An Israeli couple has named their baby Like, after the Like button on Facebook. We’ve heard some unique names in our time, but this one is a bit silly. The couple claims they thought the name sounded “modern and innovative.”
facebook did not pay the couple, obviously, but this incident shows how large a role social media play in our lives. siguiente thing tu know, parents will start naming their children, Facebook. Wait, that actually happened earlier this year! A man in Egypt named his daughter facebook to express “his joy at the achievements made por the January 25 youth.”
Now we turn to our community. What do tu think of these names? What’s the most unusual name you’ve ever heard of?
Thanks for reading.
I was like tottaly walking in my backyard yesterday and saw a squirl.Is that normal??? i always thaught tu should see squirls in space.
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My friends say that i'm delirous(or however tu spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer articulo so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My friends say that i'm delirous(or however tu spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer articulo so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
