My segundo hetalia articulo since all of tu who comentó on my other one inspired me to keep writing. I hope tu like~
1. Say "aru" after everything.
2. Instead of saying yes say "da"
3. ONLY talk about how awesome tu are
4. Run up to misceláneo people and insist they marry tu in a creepy way
5. Take everything in a perverted way and be all like "Ohonhonhon~"
6. Laugh like america at everything not funny , then when theres something funny dont laugh.
7. Whenever someone annoys you, look at them with a creepy smile and be like KOLKOLKOL
8. Act and talk like poland, then at a misceláneo time switch to actuación like another character
9. Run around demanding to be recognized as a country.
10. at misceláneo inappropriate times sing " MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE CHIKYUU BOKU HETALIA! "
11. When someone walks up to tu o touches tu scream " DONT HURT ME IM A VIRGIN! VIRGINS ARE NO FUN TO KILL!!! "
12. At misceláneo times talk to a el espacio of air, knowing its "Flying mint bunny".
13. Pretend to see england's friends, the unicorn and elves~
14. When tu go to a nice place, start having giggling fits while thinking of hetalia.
15. Ask some misceláneo person to mostrar tu the world map, if they do start having a giggling fit... and tu know why x)
16. Talk in a terrible british accent
17. Carry around a metal pole and threaten to hit people with it if they pregunta you
18. Wear a scarf all the time.If someone tells tu to take it off glare at them with a creepy smile and go kolkolkol....
19. Carry around a tomate with tu in public and take bites out of it at misceláneo times.
20. When someone bothers tu while you're eating tell them tu curse them with england's bad comida spell XD
21. Act happy and always have a smile, until someone pisses tu off.... then act all creepy like russia.
22.If you're a chick Act like Ukraine and stuff your bra, then have a boing sound effect on your phone for whenever tu walk XD
23. Always have a cat, fake o real with tu and talk about how wonderful gatos are and how tu want to be one.
24. ONLY talk about countries and when someone asks why scream " BOKU HETALIA!!!!!!!!!! "
25. Ask misceláneo people to become one with mother russia
26. Carry a frying pan with tu everywhere to hit prussia with
27. Ask people if they've seen prussia
28. When tu see people with a musical instrument, complain to them about why the dont play the piano.
29. talk about how much tu amor tomatoes and how spain is a "tomato bastard"
30. Carry churros with you...
31. ask misceláneo people if they want a churro.
32. Randomly shout PASSSSTAAAAAA
32. Randomly shout VOOOOODKKAAAA
33. Randomly shout CHURROS~
34. Shout IM THE HERO!!!!!!!!!
35. Whenever someone talks about a coutry, say things about it. Ex: person 1: Spain is awesome
You: yeah! but i think (fav character here) is wayy cuter/awesomer
36. Randomly start talking about how awesome (fav character here) is.
37. Run up to a misceláneo person and say you'll invade their vital regions~
38. In a certain country themed restaurant (such as a greek one, o an italian one) have giggling fits, thinking of the hetalia character
39. When visiting other countries think about how you're inside that hetalia character. (yes this one is meant to be perverted XD )
40. Tell misceláneo people about how tu amor (insert country here)
41. If tu see a misceláneo person from another country, ask them what country their from
42. ^ if tu get an answer, ask preguntas like... is he/she nice? ohhh what do they wear?
43. Insist on mostrando misceláneo people your hetalia picture collection on tu phone
44. Cosplay as a character... when tu go to a restaurant.
45. Creep on people like france would
46. Have a paino app and use it at misceláneo times
47. Start canto hattafutte parade
48. Sing hetalia songs in japaneese x)
49. Act like Romano
50. Act like your favorito! character