1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"
2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar tu grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something o someone
3. Go up to a misceláneo person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say
4. Laugh randomly
5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki misceláneo noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up
6. If your near a fuente run to it and start splashing in it
7. If your mom starts nagging to tu in public about the this your doing (like the things above :3) scream "Stop Nagging me woman" o say "Jeez! Who do tu think tu are? My mother?!" whatever tu like best out loud so everyone around can hear
8. Go up to people and say "Oh my gosh! Your the guy who estola my donut the other day!" and start throwing a fit
9. If your in dollar tree, o whatever dollar store go up to an employee and say "gosh! Your prices are so high! Drop them down at least a buck!"
10. Retend that the place your in is being bombed and run around in circles screaming "were all going to die!!"
11. If your at toys r us, o any toy store starting taking toys out of boxes and playing with them, when they yell at tu say "I'm just testing them to see if they work!"
12. If your at the grocery store, take the comida out of the boxes and when tu get yelled at after eati g them say "I'm just making sure the comida isn't poisoned!"
13. If tu go into a pet store, take the pets out of their cages, and let them run around
14. If someones giving free samples go up to them, take something, then keep going up to them and try to convince them that tu were never their and try to get as much comida o drinks as possible
15. Bring a sharpie, and pretend everything is a coloring book
16. If it's december and theirs a Santa, sit on his lap and and yell out "imposster! This guys not santa!"
17. Try to fly
18. Pretend tu broke all your bones in your body,be a pain
19. Ask people what the storyof the "birds and the bees" is even if tu know
20. If your at the mall, whenever tu pass a store your parent/s want to go into say "gosh! That stores lame! Let's go somewhere else!" and see their reaction
21. bring comida and offer it to small children, see the parents reaction
22. Go to a comida rápida restaurant (mcdonalds, subway, etc) order a feast then when they ask tu to pay say "excuse me?! But as police man/woman I have a right to get comida for free!"
23. Order a whooper at mcdonalds o chicken selects at burger king, see their reaction... Then keep bothering to them to get tu the order, once tu get it, Ruhr in front of them say "this is crap" and throw the comida away
24. Buz around peoples heads and pretend your a bee por backing up into the and pretending to sting them
25. Break displays and look innocent and act innocent and say "oops, I fell" then skip out the door
2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar tu grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something o someone
3. Go up to a misceláneo person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say
4. Laugh randomly
5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki misceláneo noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up
6. If your near a fuente run to it and start splashing in it
7. If your mom starts nagging to tu in public about the this your doing (like the things above :3) scream "Stop Nagging me woman" o say "Jeez! Who do tu think tu are? My mother?!" whatever tu like best out loud so everyone around can hear
8. Go up to people and say "Oh my gosh! Your the guy who estola my donut the other day!" and start throwing a fit
9. If your in dollar tree, o whatever dollar store go up to an employee and say "gosh! Your prices are so high! Drop them down at least a buck!"
10. Retend that the place your in is being bombed and run around in circles screaming "were all going to die!!"
11. If your at toys r us, o any toy store starting taking toys out of boxes and playing with them, when they yell at tu say "I'm just testing them to see if they work!"
12. If your at the grocery store, take the comida out of the boxes and when tu get yelled at after eati g them say "I'm just making sure the comida isn't poisoned!"
13. If tu go into a pet store, take the pets out of their cages, and let them run around
14. If someones giving free samples go up to them, take something, then keep going up to them and try to convince them that tu were never their and try to get as much comida o drinks as possible
15. Bring a sharpie, and pretend everything is a coloring book
16. If it's december and theirs a Santa, sit on his lap and and yell out "imposster! This guys not santa!"
17. Try to fly
18. Pretend tu broke all your bones in your body,be a pain
19. Ask people what the storyof the "birds and the bees" is even if tu know
20. If your at the mall, whenever tu pass a store your parent/s want to go into say "gosh! That stores lame! Let's go somewhere else!" and see their reaction
21. bring comida and offer it to small children, see the parents reaction
22. Go to a comida rápida restaurant (mcdonalds, subway, etc) order a feast then when they ask tu to pay say "excuse me?! But as police man/woman I have a right to get comida for free!"
23. Order a whooper at mcdonalds o chicken selects at burger king, see their reaction... Then keep bothering to them to get tu the order, once tu get it, Ruhr in front of them say "this is crap" and throw the comida away
24. Buz around peoples heads and pretend your a bee por backing up into the and pretending to sting them
25. Break displays and look innocent and act innocent and say "oops, I fell" then skip out the door
Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with libros scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to música but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with libros scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to música but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.
It's best if tu say your opinion
Xbox 360 o ps3? (Xbox)
Twilight o Harry Potter? (duh Harry Potter)
Is metal good music? (Of course it is!)
What do tu think of Justin Beiber? o One Direction? or... um... The Jonas Brothers? (They all suck)
nintendo o Sega? (Niiiinnteendooo)
Should gays have rights? (NEVER!)
Should cannabis be legalized? (No Doubt)
Should America have better gun control? (yes)
Should animales have rights? (yep)
Halo o COD? (Halo)
Is pokemon childish? (no)
facebook o twitter? (Facebook)
AND NOW THE ULTIMATE WAY TO START ARGUMENTS ONLINE:
estrella wars o trek which is better? (STAR WARS!)
Xbox 360 o ps3? (Xbox)
Twilight o Harry Potter? (duh Harry Potter)
Is metal good music? (Of course it is!)
What do tu think of Justin Beiber? o One Direction? or... um... The Jonas Brothers? (They all suck)
nintendo o Sega? (Niiiinnteendooo)
Should gays have rights? (NEVER!)
Should cannabis be legalized? (No Doubt)
Should America have better gun control? (yes)
Should animales have rights? (yep)
Halo o COD? (Halo)
Is pokemon childish? (no)
facebook o twitter? (Facebook)
AND NOW THE ULTIMATE WAY TO START ARGUMENTS ONLINE:
estrella wars o trek which is better? (STAR WARS!)
Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
My fuckin Little poni, pony be a funky-ass brand of plastic ponies produced since 1983 por tha toy manufacturer Hasbro. Marketed primarily ta hoes, tha ponies feature colorful bodies n' manes n' a unique symbol on one and both sidez of they flanks, referred ta up in tha two most reciente generations as "cutie marks". My fuckin lil poni, pony was again revamped up in tha mid-2000z wit freshly smoked up n' mo' modern looks ta appeal ta a whole freshly smoked up market.
Followin tha original gangsta My fuckin Pretty poni, pony toy, introduced up in 1981, My fuckin Little poni, pony was launched up in 1983 n' tha line became ghettofab durin tha 1980s. Da original gangsta toy line ran from 1983 ta 1995 (1992 up in tha US), n' inspired animated specials, a animated feature length film n' three animated televizzle series.
Da toy line had a lata release up in Japan, por Takara up in tha '80s durin Generation 1, n' por Takara Tomy up in 2006 fo' a period of time.
Followin tha original gangsta My fuckin Pretty poni, pony toy, introduced up in 1981, My fuckin Little poni, pony was launched up in 1983 n' tha line became ghettofab durin tha 1980s. Da original gangsta toy line ran from 1983 ta 1995 (1992 up in tha US), n' inspired animated specials, a animated feature length film n' three animated televizzle series.
Da toy line had a lata release up in Japan, por Takara up in tha '80s durin Generation 1, n' por Takara Tomy up in 2006 fo' a period of time.
A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead o alive
They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze
We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
tu can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong o right
But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
tu can still hear that voice through the smoky haze
We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
tu can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead o alive
They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze
We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
tu can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong o right
But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
tu can still hear that voice through the smoky haze
We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
tu can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
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There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!
Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who
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