"Okay Josie,try Natalie Marlene's house,you dicho she was always saying they would kill her cause she spread s rumor,Right?"Asked Detective Joe."Yeah!Thanks again Joe!"Josie dicho as she grabbed her keys.--------------------------------------------
Josie Knocked on Natalie's door."Who IS IT?"Natalie asked."FBI OPEN THE DOOR!OR I'LL BUST IT OPEN!"Josie said.Natalie opened the door."Josie!!Did tu hear 'bout Kate?"Natalie asked.
"That's why I'm here Natalie!I Think tu killed her cause tu always dicho tu would kill her!!!"Josie Said."I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERARY!!!I don't know where she lives!"Natalie said."Yes tu do!And I'm not leaving till tu answer!!!"Said Josie."I think tu Picked the lock when Kate was upstairs in her room,Then tu got the knife,called her down,then said.'Kate!There's something 'bout your mom on the news!Turn it on!'Then she got on the couch,you put a gawd in her mouth and stabbed her!!!I know tu did!!"Josie Said."You got any prove?"Asked Natalie."No,but There was a paper clip in her door!And you're the only one that knows how to pick a lock!!"Josie protested."Uh...er...um."
Natalie stuttered,and ran upstairs when she knocked over glasses."NATALIE!!GET tu F***ING BUTT IN HERE!!"Josie said."Never!!!YOU CAN'T SAY I DID SOMETHING I DIDN'T!"Said Natalie,Then she jumped out her window and ran!"GOD JESUS!"Josie dicho as she went after her.Natalie couldn't go on anymore.Josie tackled her."Your under arrest!HANDS BEHIND tu FREAKING BACK!!!NOW!"Josie commanded."NO!I DIDN'T DO IT!I PROMISE I DIDN'T!"Natalie dicho through sobs."No!CALL MY LAWYER!I DIDN'T DO IT!I KNOW WHO DID!"Natalie dicho as Josie stuffed her in the car.
"Who?"Josie asked."Lea Tuscana!I walked pass Kate's apartment while I went to see my mom!A few minutos later I heard screaming!I ran outside and saw a figure jump out her window!!I SWEAR I DID!!"
Natalie said."I promise!!I PROMISE JOSIE!You gotta
believe me!"Natalie said,Josie believed her
Josie Knocked on Natalie's door."Who IS IT?"Natalie asked."FBI OPEN THE DOOR!OR I'LL BUST IT OPEN!"Josie said.Natalie opened the door."Josie!!Did tu hear 'bout Kate?"Natalie asked.
"That's why I'm here Natalie!I Think tu killed her cause tu always dicho tu would kill her!!!"Josie Said."I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERARY!!!I don't know where she lives!"Natalie said."Yes tu do!And I'm not leaving till tu answer!!!"Said Josie."I think tu Picked the lock when Kate was upstairs in her room,Then tu got the knife,called her down,then said.'Kate!There's something 'bout your mom on the news!Turn it on!'Then she got on the couch,you put a gawd in her mouth and stabbed her!!!I know tu did!!"Josie Said."You got any prove?"Asked Natalie."No,but There was a paper clip in her door!And you're the only one that knows how to pick a lock!!"Josie protested."Uh...er...um."
Natalie stuttered,and ran upstairs when she knocked over glasses."NATALIE!!GET tu F***ING BUTT IN HERE!!"Josie said."Never!!!YOU CAN'T SAY I DID SOMETHING I DIDN'T!"Said Natalie,Then she jumped out her window and ran!"GOD JESUS!"Josie dicho as she went after her.Natalie couldn't go on anymore.Josie tackled her."Your under arrest!HANDS BEHIND tu FREAKING BACK!!!NOW!"Josie commanded."NO!I DIDN'T DO IT!I PROMISE I DIDN'T!"Natalie dicho through sobs."No!CALL MY LAWYER!I DIDN'T DO IT!I KNOW WHO DID!"Natalie dicho as Josie stuffed her in the car.
"Who?"Josie asked."Lea Tuscana!I walked pass Kate's apartment while I went to see my mom!A few minutos later I heard screaming!I ran outside and saw a figure jump out her window!!I SWEAR I DID!!"
Natalie said."I promise!!I PROMISE JOSIE!You gotta
believe me!"Natalie said,Josie believed her
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four año old Amber,
A 12 año old Kennedy,A 5 año old Harper,And then there's 9 año old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her muñecas back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do tu want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in tostadora for half a minute.
*Ten minutos later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do tu know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked tu as the Babysitter cause tu have 7 siblings and tu all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 año old Kennedy,A 5 año old Harper,And then there's 9 año old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her muñecas back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do tu want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in tostadora for half a minute.
*Ten minutos later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do tu know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked tu as the Babysitter cause tu have 7 siblings and tu all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. tu grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. tu take fotos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when tu sneeze.
5. tu don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at starbucks and tu don’t even work there.
7. tu spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your gatos are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. tu can’t even remember your segundo cup.
10. tu can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. tu take fotos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when tu sneeze.
5. tu don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at starbucks and tu don’t even work there.
7. tu spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your gatos are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. tu can’t even remember your segundo cup.
10. tu can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five más songs, can tu believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even dicho that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her siguiente CD Rebecca promises to have a más natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking inicial from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a ballena drove por in his sedan and dicho happy halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went inicial and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a pescado tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went inicial and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a pescado tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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