There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, o being a creep, tu will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks tu can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell tu where I fucking live so we can fuck misceláneo strangers.
Stranger: tu like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: tu ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, o copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell tu where I fucking live so we can fuck misceláneo strangers.
Stranger: tu like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: tu ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, o copy everything they say.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their comida (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
Ok so me and my friend amor the mall but what makes it más fun are the following
-When your lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could tu please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When tu go into a store adress your friend por a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if tu go into one of those store that plays the música REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but tu and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about misceláneo things. like terrorists o something
Have fun with friends at the mall!
-When your lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could tu please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When tu go into a store adress your friend por a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if tu go into one of those store that plays the música REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but tu and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about misceláneo things. like terrorists o something
Have fun with friends at the mall!