1.Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.
2.While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.
3.Every time tu turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"
4.Go up to the manager and tell him o her that you've lost your mommy.
5.While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.
6.Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles - and around corners - with a magnifying glass.
7.While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he o she has anything for body lice.
8.After visiting the bakery section, go up and down the aisles exclaiming, "My buns are squishy!"
9.While arguing with an invisible friend, tu proceed to play tug-of-war over an item.
10.Hold your nose while standing in line at the meat department.
11.Ask the deli clerk how much potato ensalada it would take for two people to comfortably wrestle in.
12.Fake cell phone conversation: "Doctor, I couldn't possibly have malaria. That was weeks ago!"
13.Start doing a river dance in front of the corned beef.
14.Tell the checkout cashier that tu have to hurry, o your spaceship will leave without you.
15.Tell the checkout bagger that tu knew him in a former life, and ask why he left without a note.
16.Ask someone if they saw your picture in the post office and remark that it was one of your best.
17.On a hot summer day, ask the manager if someone can help tu clean the snow from your car.
18.Tell a customer that you're from the future and have just zapped back for an historic vacation.
19.Walk around holding a copy of the Scarlet Letter while sporting a big red "A".
20.Ask a clerk if tu can test several types of deodorant before making a decision to buy one.
21.Using a stethoscope, listen intently to several coconuts in the produce aisle.
22.Tell one of the lobsters that you've brought the potion to turn him back into a man.
23.Run up to the fresh vegetables in the produce aisle and yell, "Boo!"
24.Play peek-a-boo with a little old lady while waiting in the checkout line.
25.When the clerk in the deli asks for your order, mime it.
26.Walk around smoking an invisible cigarette - and get great satisfaction from it.
27.Pretend to cook a meal using the pots and pans in the housewares aisle.
28.Bring a concealed whoopie cushion with tu and activate it every couple of minutes.
29.Ask if anyone has seen your pet snake - he was just in your pocket a minuto ago.
30.While waiting in the deli line, pretend to read an invisible book - be sure to turn the pages.
31.Hold up a can of bug spray and ask someone what type of galleta would go best with it.
32.Shout out, "OK, who squeezed my melons?!"
33.If tu see someone offering samples, keep circling like a tiburón and snatch snacks at each pass.
34.Invite other customers to registrarse tu in a game of limbo using a pepperoni stick.
35.Go up to a dead pescado on ice, sob and say, "We were supposed to be married on Saturday!"
36.In the middle of one of the aisles, scream, "Food fight!"
37.Stand in front of the ice cream freezer, look intently at it, and scream intermittently.
38.Squirm around a lot and shout, "Quick - where's the hemorrhoid cream?"
39.Pick up bananas at random; act as though you're on the phone and say, "Sorry, wrong number!"
40.Point accusingly at one of the cucumbers and say, "I thought I told tu to wait in the car!"
41.Holding a flea collar, ask a clerk how tu get the flea to hold still so that tu can put it on him.
42.Look for someone holding a jar of honey, and then explain that this is actually bee vomit.
43.Every time tu pass a particular type of meat, imitate the sound of the animal.
44.Walk down the aisles like a turkey, while opening your eyes as wide as physically possible.
45.As tu pass the lettuce, turn toward it, fold your arms and say, "You're out of your head!"
46.Pick up a jar of pickled pig's feet and - in a distraught voice - say, "Oh, no! It's Babe!"
47.As tu pass people in the aisles, look startled and run in the opposite direction.
48.Bring a ventriloquist dummy and argue about what to buy for cena as tu go through the store.
49.Tell the produce clerk that the bananas are fighting again, and that they're all getting bruised.
50.Tell the manager to call for a clean-up in the laxative aisle.
If anyone becomes seriously concerned about your mischievous behavior o sincerely complains, assure them that you're simply doing a study on human reactions and thank them for being a good sport.This will usually defuse a potentially sensitive situation and get people giggling a bit.Whatever tu do, just remember not to seriously cruzar, cruz any boundaries, o tu might find yourself in a predicament.
2.While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.
3.Every time tu turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"
4.Go up to the manager and tell him o her that you've lost your mommy.
5.While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.
6.Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles - and around corners - with a magnifying glass.
7.While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he o she has anything for body lice.
8.After visiting the bakery section, go up and down the aisles exclaiming, "My buns are squishy!"
9.While arguing with an invisible friend, tu proceed to play tug-of-war over an item.
10.Hold your nose while standing in line at the meat department.
11.Ask the deli clerk how much potato ensalada it would take for two people to comfortably wrestle in.
12.Fake cell phone conversation: "Doctor, I couldn't possibly have malaria. That was weeks ago!"
13.Start doing a river dance in front of the corned beef.
14.Tell the checkout cashier that tu have to hurry, o your spaceship will leave without you.
15.Tell the checkout bagger that tu knew him in a former life, and ask why he left without a note.
16.Ask someone if they saw your picture in the post office and remark that it was one of your best.
17.On a hot summer day, ask the manager if someone can help tu clean the snow from your car.
18.Tell a customer that you're from the future and have just zapped back for an historic vacation.
19.Walk around holding a copy of the Scarlet Letter while sporting a big red "A".
20.Ask a clerk if tu can test several types of deodorant before making a decision to buy one.
21.Using a stethoscope, listen intently to several coconuts in the produce aisle.
22.Tell one of the lobsters that you've brought the potion to turn him back into a man.
23.Run up to the fresh vegetables in the produce aisle and yell, "Boo!"
24.Play peek-a-boo with a little old lady while waiting in the checkout line.
25.When the clerk in the deli asks for your order, mime it.
26.Walk around smoking an invisible cigarette - and get great satisfaction from it.
27.Pretend to cook a meal using the pots and pans in the housewares aisle.
28.Bring a concealed whoopie cushion with tu and activate it every couple of minutes.
29.Ask if anyone has seen your pet snake - he was just in your pocket a minuto ago.
30.While waiting in the deli line, pretend to read an invisible book - be sure to turn the pages.
31.Hold up a can of bug spray and ask someone what type of galleta would go best with it.
32.Shout out, "OK, who squeezed my melons?!"
33.If tu see someone offering samples, keep circling like a tiburón and snatch snacks at each pass.
34.Invite other customers to registrarse tu in a game of limbo using a pepperoni stick.
35.Go up to a dead pescado on ice, sob and say, "We were supposed to be married on Saturday!"
36.In the middle of one of the aisles, scream, "Food fight!"
37.Stand in front of the ice cream freezer, look intently at it, and scream intermittently.
38.Squirm around a lot and shout, "Quick - where's the hemorrhoid cream?"
39.Pick up bananas at random; act as though you're on the phone and say, "Sorry, wrong number!"
40.Point accusingly at one of the cucumbers and say, "I thought I told tu to wait in the car!"
41.Holding a flea collar, ask a clerk how tu get the flea to hold still so that tu can put it on him.
42.Look for someone holding a jar of honey, and then explain that this is actually bee vomit.
43.Every time tu pass a particular type of meat, imitate the sound of the animal.
44.Walk down the aisles like a turkey, while opening your eyes as wide as physically possible.
45.As tu pass the lettuce, turn toward it, fold your arms and say, "You're out of your head!"
46.Pick up a jar of pickled pig's feet and - in a distraught voice - say, "Oh, no! It's Babe!"
47.As tu pass people in the aisles, look startled and run in the opposite direction.
48.Bring a ventriloquist dummy and argue about what to buy for cena as tu go through the store.
49.Tell the produce clerk that the bananas are fighting again, and that they're all getting bruised.
50.Tell the manager to call for a clean-up in the laxative aisle.
If anyone becomes seriously concerned about your mischievous behavior o sincerely complains, assure them that you're simply doing a study on human reactions and thank them for being a good sport.This will usually defuse a potentially sensitive situation and get people giggling a bit.Whatever tu do, just remember not to seriously cruzar, cruz any boundaries, o tu might find yourself in a predicament.
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see tu again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I dicho YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do tu mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the mostrar today! BYE! I HOPE tu ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
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because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post actualización if tu want :)
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post actualización if tu want :)
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy oso, oso de and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. tu hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as tu can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say tu were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a misceláneo person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive tu cheated on me with that whore" and point to a misceláneo girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If tu are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If tu are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz o dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy oso, oso de and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. tu hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as tu can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say tu were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a misceláneo person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive tu cheated on me with that whore" and point to a misceláneo girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If tu are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If tu are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz o dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the siguiente week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told tu I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell tu again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can tu tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the siguiente week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told tu I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell tu again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can tu tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because tu amor someone else doesn't mean tu have to break one más heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how tu look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, tu can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if tu dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who tu want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when tu can enjoy being who tu are.
-Alana
if tu let yourself down, tu let everyone behind tu down.
-Alana
your first amor will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because tu amor someone else doesn't mean tu have to break one más heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how tu look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, tu can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if tu dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who tu want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when tu can enjoy being who tu are.
-Alana
if tu let yourself down, tu let everyone behind tu down.
-Alana
your first amor will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana