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1. Go outside, and if tu see someone, take the misceláneo person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic besar scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger asiento of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why perros only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to canto in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is all wet. Suck it up, stop crying!"

7. Sit outside, and read an old book, and keep yelling "DAMN YOU, SKIES! WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WET HERE!" when your pages get soaked.

8. Gather all the family electronics, and lay them out on the césped, hierba on the curb, and let them get all wet.

9. When the family sees say: "I told tu that (baby sibling/cousin/hated younng person) was evil!

10. Sit on the corner at the sewer, and hold out an empty can of sopa with a sign on it "Poor, and Wet," and hope tu don't get kidnapped.

11. Tell everyone around tu that rain actually signifies the zombie apocalypse and that the term "acid rain" actually means rain that turns tu into a zombie. Then put your hand outside the door, o window, and walk like a zombie. (Basically, start a fun/play zombie apocalypse.)

12. Collect all the neighborhood cats/felines and place them outdoors to go insane.

13. Place an empty inflatable pool anywhere outside that tu can, and watch it fill up. Then place your younger sibling/a friend's younger sibling in it and tell them to go swimming.

14. For any cooking that requires water, place the bowl with all other necessary ingredients in it, let the water fill up, and make somebody nasty baking!

15. Go to the local pool, and bang on the doors because tu want them to open, because it's so hot outside and tu need to cool off in the pool.

Also, let me tell tu that these are in no way ethical, o moral and performing the listed actions mostrar a lacking in propriety and maturity. There's no reason to do any of these; they're just immature tactics to LAUGH at. Not attempt.
Have a nice day!
posted by AWESOMEGAMER22
frozen fever starts off with Elsa deciding what to put on parte superior, arriba of Anna's birthday cake. After she dose that she finds Olaf eating her ice cream cake. So she leaves Kristoff in charge. Than she tries to wake Anna up and get her ready for the party. Anna soon discovers that somehow got a COLD even when she lived in a ICE castillo for half of Frozen. And than she starts sneezing and dose not notice that every time she sneezes she poofs up misceláneo snowmen that for some reason never melt.
And that was Olaf playing with the sneezed up snow monsters. And as Elsa gets más sick she still tells Anna that she is fine, but proves other wise when she starts actuación like a drunk. When they both end up at the party while trying to get Elsa to cama they find out that thanks to Olaf,Kristoff and the snow monster the party didn't turn out so bad. So over all I have got to say it was a pretty good short the best I have seen for a long time. And so I rate it a 100/100
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 Carving The Turkey
Carving The Turkey
When Daddy carves the turkey,
It is really quite a sight,
I know he tries his hardest,
But he never does it right.

He makes a fancy mostrar of it,
Before he starts to carve,
And stabs in all directions,
While we're certain that we'll starve.

He seems to take forever,
As we sit and shake our heads,
por the time he's finished slicing,
He's reduced the birds to shreds.

He yells as loud as thunder,
Just before he's finally through
For when Daddy carves the turkey,
Daddy carves his finger too!
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posted by kicksomebut23
I'm sorry to brag for all of the Sega o Sonic the hedgehog fans who amor Sega's classic game,but I'm excited. When I went to Family Dollar, I saw a Genesis system for $40. Did tu read that? $40 for a genesis console,but I didn't have enough money. So I went inicial and bought $4 out of $39, and saw in my receipt; This Saturday on Nov.8, get a product over $25, $5 off. I became excited and told my Stepfather to take me to Family Dollar to buy the Sega Genesis Console $5 off. This means the price will be $35. This gaming console contains 80 sega games on the system. I'm so excited. Got news,brag about it.
posted by -SkySplitter-
1. perros can detect sadness in humans and often attempt to make their owners happy por initiating cuddling.

2. In Iceland, más libros are published and sold per person every año than anywhere else in the world. Ten percent of Icelanders become a published autor in their lifetime.

3. Hippo leche is pink.

4. President George W. arbusto, bush was a cheerleader during high school and university.

5. más Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!

6. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.

7. Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.

8. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.

9. There are two golf balls sitting on the moon.

10. In 1992, 29,000 rubber ducks washed off a ship. They were found thousands of miles away 8 years later.
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And that's all for now.
posted by BlondLionEzel
I usually like to make my characters after these tropes:

#1: The Hero

The hero (Applies to males and females) is a strong, determined, and just. He defeats his enemies but is willing to mostrar weakness. He fights to defend others, and puts others before himself. It's always the heroes job to protect the weak.

#2: The Princess

The princess (Applies to females mostly) is a kind, gentle, and fair soul. She likes the Hero and despises the Villain. She usually like cute things, but tu can change this if tu like.

#3: The Villain

The villain likes to cause harm to others. He usually can be found making...
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#1
I thought I could rule the world,
I thought I would impress the gods,
But I fell so quickly at your feet,
I sing this song for you,
Helpless I will sing for you,
And live with impressing the king,

No one will compare to you,
You have no competition,

But tu just won’t notice me,
Notice me,
I can change for you,

Please notice me,
I am begging you,
I’m in amor with you,
Notice me,
Please notice me,
I will give my corazón to you,
I will give my life for you,
I swear to always amor you,
If tu would notice me,

I played a game when I was young,
I married had children,
I ruled the world,
I was the queen,
Couldn’t...
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Sure disney may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil queen and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming o evil dragon queen. No none of that.

There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not oso, oso de to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever frozen in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.

The end.
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