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1. Go outside, and if tu see someone, take the misceláneo person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic besar scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger asiento of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why perros only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to canto in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is all wet. Suck it up, stop crying!"

7. Sit outside, and read an old book, and keep yelling "DAMN YOU, SKIES! WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WET HERE!" when your pages get soaked.

8. Gather all the family electronics, and lay them out on the césped, hierba on the curb, and let them get all wet.

9. When the family sees say: "I told tu that (baby sibling/cousin/hated younng person) was evil!

10. Sit on the corner at the sewer, and hold out an empty can of sopa with a sign on it "Poor, and Wet," and hope tu don't get kidnapped.

11. Tell everyone around tu that rain actually signifies the zombie apocalypse and that the term "acid rain" actually means rain that turns tu into a zombie. Then put your hand outside the door, o window, and walk like a zombie. (Basically, start a fun/play zombie apocalypse.)

12. Collect all the neighborhood cats/felines and place them outdoors to go insane.

13. Place an empty inflatable pool anywhere outside that tu can, and watch it fill up. Then place your younger sibling/a friend's younger sibling in it and tell them to go swimming.

14. For any cooking that requires water, place the bowl with all other necessary ingredients in it, let the water fill up, and make somebody nasty baking!

15. Go to the local pool, and bang on the doors because tu want them to open, because it's so hot outside and tu need to cool off in the pool.

Also, let me tell tu that these are in no way ethical, o moral and performing the listed actions mostrar a lacking in propriety and maturity. There's no reason to do any of these; they're just immature tactics to LAUGH at. Not attempt.
Have a nice day!
posted by fanfly
A while back I wrote an articulo about link. I've decided to follow it up with a tutorial on how to make icons! They're actually much the same- the major difference is size.

You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint comprar Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.

There's also the following online programs but I've never used them and this tutorial isn't necessarily meant to be used with them because I have no idea what these programs are capable of doing.

link
link
link




the Size of Your icono Matters


Now this part is extremely important and I can't tell tu how many iconos I've seen that...
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When having a nightmare and tu suddenly realized you're dreaming, try not to wake up. Try to explore your dreams...this is cool because you're getting to know that all of those things around tu are made por your brain which tu sometimes think is completely empty... Also if tu know you're dreaming, tu can control your dream and tu will find it very cool because when you're conscious in your dream, everything is in 3D form. So here are some cool and fun things to do when tu suddenly realized you're dreaming...

1. Try to think of your favorito! celebrity. Call out his/her name..like this,"When...
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posted by dodo4
This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare



The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The más he gives to others, the más he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer o más flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a fuente of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever tu ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave you...
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Man: Where have tu been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen tu someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this asiento empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if tu sit down.

Man: Your place o mine?
Woman: Both. tu go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do tu do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: hola baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do tu like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF tu DON'T PASS THIS ON tu DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All día long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...
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20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
 The MASTER of female shinigami.
The MASTER of female shinigami.

19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick culo in life.
 The red hot-blooded habanero.
The red hot-blooded habanero.

18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My favorito! Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
 The original dark magician girl.
The original dark magician...
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1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would tu mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs tu and takes a little something off tu would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are tu sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If tu say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all tu want, not like I care if tu are o aren't...As long as tu don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
Abbaye de Belloc
Abbaye de Citeaux
Abbaye du Mont des gatos
Abertam
Abondance
Acapella
Ackawi
Acorn
Adelost
Affidelice au Chablis
Afuega'l Pitu
Airag
Airedale
Aisy Cendre
Allgauer Emmentaler
Alverca
Ambert
American Cheese
Ami du Chambertin
Anejo Enchilado
Anneau du Vic-Bilh
Anthoriro
Appenzell
Aragon
Ardi Gasna
Ardrahan
Armenian String
Aromes au Gene de Marc
Asadero
Asiago
Aubisque Pyrenees
Autun
Avaxtskyr
Baby Swiss
Babybel
Baguette Laonnaise
Bakers
Baladi
Balaton
Bandal
Banon
Barry's bahía Cheddar
Basing
Basket Cheese
Bath Cheese
Bavarian Bergkase
Baylough
Beaufort
Beauvoorde
Beenleigh Blue...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
Found this on the net. If it's been publicado here before (Because I'm not sure if it has) let me know and I'll remove it...


1. Go to order a large popcorn(like the biggest one they have). When they give it to you, look at it, then throw it on the floor angrily and start crying for no reason.

2. Wait until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter starts to die down, scream at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs.

3. Before the movie starts, sit near the front. Start moaning loudly and dancing wildly.

4. At the end of the movie, when the credits are rolling, stand up quickly and try to convince everyone...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Solve the puzzles por saying them out loud, over and over, faster and faster, repeating the phrase, until tu "hear" the answer.

Example: LAWN SAND JEALOUS (place) Answer: Los Angeles

1. SHOCK CUSSED TOE (person)

2. SAND TACKLE LAWS (fictional character)

3. MY GULCH HOARD UN (person)

4. MOW BEAD HICK (book)

5. TALL MISCHIEF HER SUN (person)

6. CHICK HE TUB AN AN US (product)

7. THOUGH TIGHT AN HICK (thing)

8. AISLE OH VIEW (phrase)

9. TUB RAID HEAP HUNCH (TV show)

10. CARESS TROUGHER CLUMP US (person)

11. DOCKED coche fúnebre WHOSE (person)

12. THUMB ILL KEY WAKE OWL LICKS HE (place)

13. AGE ANT HUB BLOWS HEAVEN...
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-The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

-Our eyes never grow, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

-A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

-The most common blood type in the world is type O.

-The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

-Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

-You consume 1/10 of a calorie every time tu lick a stamp.

-It takes más calories to eat a piece of apio than the apio provides tu with.

-Many people think eating pescado makes tu más intelligent.(sorry - it doesn't)

-Some lions mate 50 times a day.

-No...
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posted by angy7sdg
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of

the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.




Only in America ......do people order

double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.





Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.





Only in America ......do we leave cars

worth thousands of dollars in the

driveway and put our useless basura in the garage.




Only in America ......do we buy hot perros in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.




Only in America ......do we use the...
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posted by KitKitty12
(A/N) there is gayness, cussing, and sex


~Jason's POV~

I had just woke up tomorrow is Pax and im really excited.

I pulled off the covers and swung my legs over the side of the cama and stood up.

I'm going to Pax with Sky, Dawn, Husky, Jerome, And Deadlox, i was excited i'd never actually met them and tomorrow i would.

I grabbed a pair of clothes and a towel and hopped into the ducha, ducha de blasting my outro song Eclipse.

Five to ten minutos later i climbed out and pulled my clothes on and brushed my hair out.

"Daily routine..done" I muttered to myself staring at the mirror.

My phone rang, i quickly grabbed...
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posted by Cyrusrocks
My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.


Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!

Dear wife:

I'm escritura tu this letter to tell tu that I'm leaving tu forever. I've been a good man to tu for 7 years & I have nothing to mostrar for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that tu quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, tu came inicial & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorito! meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. tu ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. tu don't...
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