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posted by j1edwardcullen7
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1. Go outside, and if tu see someone, take the misceláneo person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic besar scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger asiento of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why perros only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to canto in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is all wet. Suck it up, stop crying!"

7. Sit outside, and read an old book, and keep yelling "DAMN YOU, SKIES! WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WET HERE!" when your pages get soaked.

8. Gather all the family electronics, and lay them out on the césped, hierba on the curb, and let them get all wet.

9. When the family sees say: "I told tu that (baby sibling/cousin/hated younng person) was evil!

10. Sit on the corner at the sewer, and hold out an empty can of sopa with a sign on it "Poor, and Wet," and hope tu don't get kidnapped.

11. Tell everyone around tu that rain actually signifies the zombie apocalypse and that the term "acid rain" actually means rain that turns tu into a zombie. Then put your hand outside the door, o window, and walk like a zombie. (Basically, start a fun/play zombie apocalypse.)

12. Collect all the neighborhood cats/felines and place them outdoors to go insane.

13. Place an empty inflatable pool anywhere outside that tu can, and watch it fill up. Then place your younger sibling/a friend's younger sibling in it and tell them to go swimming.

14. For any cooking that requires water, place the bowl with all other necessary ingredients in it, let the water fill up, and make somebody nasty baking!

15. Go to the local pool, and bang on the doors because tu want them to open, because it's so hot outside and tu need to cool off in the pool.

Also, let me tell tu that these are in no way ethical, o moral and performing the listed actions mostrar a lacking in propriety and maturity. There's no reason to do any of these; they're just immature tactics to LAUGH at. Not attempt.
Have a nice day!
posted by Shelly_McShelly
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1. "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.

2. "Take one capsule por mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.

3. "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.

4. "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a mollete, muffin at a 7-11.

5. "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.

6. "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.

7. "Serving suggestion:...
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posted by patrisha727
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Thanks to the encouragement from Jarik, I had enough time to find some más facts! Sorry if some of these are repeated! :S


No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half más than 7 times.

All swans in England are the property of the queen o king

The first product to have a bar code scanned was Wrigley's gum.

Earth is the only planet not named after a pagan God.

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her cheating adulterous husband but she may only do so with her bare hands.

The new 787 Boeing...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
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(Before we start I would just like to point out that this is how to get CLEARER skin. I'm not promising that you’re going to get clear skin, because technically nobody has perfectly clear skin).



So if you’re lectura this articulo tu either want to achieve and maintain clearer skin o you’re just really bored.

First off let's start out with the basics....



Of course tu should cleanse, tone and moisturize your skin 1-2 times daily.



-A cleanser is what cleans your skin. It removes the dirt, oil and makeup off your skin. Be sure to not wash your face más then twice a day, unless tu were...
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-end

I have absolutely no idea what that was. Did anyone read until the end? (Literally "the end") Yeah, I would've skipped a few words too. That isn't what normally goes on in my mind, since I don't think in singular words, and I was looking around the room to get the words to pop into my head. Did tu get bored before "-the -end" and are not even lectura this? Hello? Anyone there? Weird...
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posted by Blaze1213IsBack
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hetalia Axis Powers
Hetalia World Series
Hetalia Beautiful World
Hetalia World Twinkle
Naruto
Naruto Shippuden
Attack on Titan
My Hero Academia
Btooom
Food Wars
Code Geass
Haikyuu
Sweetness and Lightning
Toradora
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Steins;Gate
Zombie Land Saga
Guilty Crown
Cowboy Bebop
Tokyo Ghoul
No Game No Life
Re;Zero
The Devil's is a part Timer
Noragami
Kamisama Kiss
My Little Monster
Ouran High School Host Club
Soul Eater
Death Note
Vampire Knight
Blue Excoist
Sword Art Online
Darling in the Franxx
Overlord
Death Parade
The Saga of Tanya the Evil
Is it Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon?
KonoSuba; God's Blessing...
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posted by SilentForce
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A very sad event has happened today.Lefteris Theodosios Notaras(why must his name be so long?) has died heroically while protecting a hot blonde girl with huge tits from demonic forces.
He was a lot of things:The meme god,the waifu overlord,the martial artist,the chivalrous pervert but above all a good fellow that will be missed forever
REST IN espaguetis, espagueti NEVER FORGETTI

'Now lets all sing this song in honour of him like he would want us to do.*Breathes deeply*:
''I'm like yo
They took my long lost bro Lefteris
Like no
Oh my god woah
You shot bae
"Lefteris! Are tu okay Lefteris?"
No he was dead
You took...
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posted by whatsupbugs
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I owe a lot of thanks to the wonderful people of this website. I've learned a lot from all of tu and have changed a lot as a person.

I used to not value friendship that much. I was born with autism so I tried to avoid having friends. I was cool with being por my own, but a former fanpop member, named Harleenquinzel5 (Lola), became my first true friend on here. Her kindness and supportive nature made me care about friendship.

Since then, I've met several más wonderful people who have become close friends of mine.

Thank tu my friends. Your messages, comments, props, images, etc. give me tons of sunshine and make me appreciate my life even more.

Thank tu for giving me the magic of friendship. You're amazing friends that make fanpop a great place!
posted by kingcesar67
Hellfire Lyrics
A new musical based on the Victor Hugo novel and songs from the disney film
The Hunchback of Notre Dame the Musical - Hellfire Lyrics

ARCHDEACON & PRIESTS
Confiteor Deo Omnipotenti (I confess to God almighty)
Beatae Mariae semper Virgini (To blessed Mary ever Virgin)
Beato Michaeli archangelo (To the blessed archangel Michael)
Sanctis apostolis omnibus sanctis (To the holy apostles, to all the saints)

FROLLO
Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
PRIESTS
(Et tibi Pater (And to you, Father))
FROLLO
Beata Maria
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar,...
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posted by SilentForce
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Hello dudes and dudettes,Silent Borse is in the house and I have a not so special announcement to make:
Remember Opposite día last year?Well get ready for the madness once again this año because after making a encuesta about whether o not we should hold another Opposite Day(and turn it into an annual event in general)to see if the others agree as well:link
I(with the suggestions of Lefteris and Riku) have come to the conclusion that we should hold the Opposite día on November 25 this Sunday.Reason why this fecha was chosen?Because the majority of users on here should have free time on that day.



P.S.
If anyone has any disagreements about the fecha than feel free to contact me.