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posted by iluvsmj
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do tu want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take tu out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call tu sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give tu a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why tu are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are tu going through now?

"I amor you, too." = Okay, I dicho it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I like the way tu cut your hair." = I liked it better before.

"Yes, I like the way tu cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!

"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress tu por mostrando that I am a deep person and maybe then we can get down to business

"Will tu marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for tu to have sex with other guys.

(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
When creating a lista of 100 ways to motivate yourself it struck that there were some commonalities inherent in a lot of the entries. Most of the items on the lista consist of a physical o emotional state that tu don’t currently have but can make into a goal of some type that tu can then strive after. The motivation in this is two fold if tu keep in mind that the journey o striving is just as important as the goal o endpoint. If tu can periodically look at how far tu have come from where tu started then the distance left to the goal won’t matter as much because tu will have a sense...
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posted by mini17
ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world!

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for...
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1. Because, let's face it, if tu are one of those Democrats that spews constant rubbish about how being environmentally friendly will cost too much, then you'll realise that tu didn't quite think it through... Where do tu think we get all the resources from to make money and más technology?

2. Because... Life isn't all about humans. There's a whole planet out there and Joe (common Joe) thinks about his stomach.

3. Sustainability. Being más sustainable, funnily enough, will actually give humans the chance to be able to use a relative amount of resources and not have to worry about them running...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front....
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Lefty requested this article. If tu haven't seen all of the cine in question. I'll let it be known there's going to be spoilers. Most of the cine I am going to be talking about are older however.

There's times despite enjoying the multitude of possibilities recreating the wheel can offer. I prefer people go back to basics o draw up another idea to better fit the project. o quite frankly copy the same idea.

Example: In Dark Phoenix: When the X-men were carrying out their mission.. why was it necessary to have cyclops use some sort of beam focuser (Or whatever it was) to stop the rocket...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
so it's that time again, guys. i'm gonna do another movie review. what we got this time?
*the Norm of the North poster pops up*
oh no. oh no. OH FUCK NO!!
well, you've been waiting for this review for years, and it's finally here. this movie's been in production for 6 years and i been hearing rumors throughout the internet that the whole production of the movie was a true nightmare! originally, it was supposed to be a Crest Animations straight-to-DVD movie, with the Alpha and Omega co-director Anthony campana on the director's chair. but halfway through production, Mr. campana decided that he didn't...
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posted by Kuro_Hyou666
So, it's been five years since tu passed. I wanted to take a few minutos to remind people of how wonderful tu were and how much tu impacted my life. Honestly, even now, I miss talking to you. I miss your amor apoyar on my muro and I miss just being able to talk to someone and being to say the things that I can't to anyone else.

Do tu remember when tu told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that tu calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.

I wish we'd had más time to be friends and hang out together. I really do. tu were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to tu and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.

Thank tu so much.

R.I.P BLW.

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I noticed some very sad things if tu replay the first Red Dead after the prequel..

1: Jack's amargo, amargos line "teach me and your just run away again o something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole año when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.

2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill o capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.

3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man por this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.

4: If tu have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..

5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..
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Whatsupbugs, o Bugs, as I like to call him is a very special member here on fanpop.
He brings joy and positivity every single day, and puts smiles on the the faces of us misceláneo clubbers.
There are SO many reasons why we amor him, but I can only name a few of off the parte superior, arriba of my head.

Thank tu for constant encouragement to those who need a little más hope

Thank tu for being loyal, friendly, and always so respectful

Thank tu for being kind and always mostrando love

Thank tu for being so thoughtful and dedicated to your friends

Thank...
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Deal o No Deal? Yeah, I choose no deal. Okay, we got the obvious joke out of the way, now let’s get on with the introduction. Deal o No Deal, a game mostrar that I have no knowledge of. Despite living with my grandma who watches game shows all the time, I never really caught her watching any Deal o No Deal. Now The Prices is Right, that is a video game I would play. I have no knowledge of the show, what it’s about, o what made it so popular to get a video game. It’s not uncommon for game shows to get a video game based on them. I mean Jeporedy and Family Feud get video games all the...
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So it should come as no surprise that I like fighting games. Am I a pro that can go to EVO and beat all the greatest? Hell no. I am just a passionate fan who would no doubt get destroyed in online matches. I even like the bad fighting games like Mortal Kombat: Armageddon and Rise of the Robots. But then we get to today’s game, Fighter Within… for the Kinect. I honestly thought Kinect was over and done with after Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor, but nope, it somehow manages to bomba out garbage. Leeching off of the 360 in the last stages of its life and then moving on to the Xbox One afterward...
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Willy Wonka and the chocolate Factory was one of my favorito! films as a kid. A classic film starring Gene Wilder filled with adventure and whimsy… We’re not talking about that one. The Tim aparejo, burton remake, Charlie and the chocolate Factory, which felt más drab but at least the visuals were nice… also not what we’re talking about, technically. The video game, Charlie and the chocolate Factory for PS2, published por Warner Bros. Interactive, who now own the Mortal Kombat license. Weird, mentioning Mortal Kombat in each articulo thus far. The game was developed por High Voltage Software, who...
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Well, it’s nearing navidad time, again, the end of the year, and the nearing of the new decade. Say goodbye to the 2010s and say hello to the 2020s. It certainly has been an interesting decade, huh? So much stuff happened. Like Dark Souls coming out in 2011 o how Capcom managed to spring back after their late 2000s debacle… also some stuff with actual history that I don’t care about. Yeah, so, to celebrate the end of the decade, as well as to celebrate the navidad season, I’m doing two- count them. Two!- different special events. The first one is a review of the lowest rated games...
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posted by windwakerguy430
So tomorrow is October again. A season of creeps and creatures and all that good shit. And a time of the año that I amor to celebrate with horror movies. Back in high school, I reviewed a few horror movies, as rushed as they were. And then I did it again last year, but with a new twist. That being Cultober, where I reviewed nothing but cult horror films. And despite there being a few stinkers, it was one of the most fun Halloweens I had, reviewing 31 horror films… but it’s just so fucking draining. I don’t have as much free time as I used to, and what with In-Indie, NikPiks, and other...
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I was a bit of a scaredy cat when I was a kid and there were some things I wasn't totally ready to watch at certain ages. My stepmom actually watched horror cine while I was in the room when I was 8 and didn't care that some of those cine kinda scarred me for life. There were some disney cine I had a hard time watching when I was a kid because there were one o más scenes that scared me too much.

And in case you're wondering, "Why parte superior, arriba 13?" Well, because 1. 13 because unlucky number and 2. I do what I want


13. Hocus Pocus
This is a movie I amor now. I watch it over and over again without...
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