• HUG it daily
• Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
• Kiss it twice everyday
• Play patty cake with it fiercely
• Don’t cuss in your house
• Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
• Don’t let it watch educational television
• Enter the room with a bow ,when tu visit your caballos dormitory
• Don’t ever scare it o tease it with yarn ( not even your cat)
• Don’t let it interact with other male caballos (no matter the gender of your horse)
• Tickle it responsively
• Don’t tell it bad jokes
• Let it play with ONLY BIG children o adults (that is for the safety of the horse’s guilt and the safety of your child)
• Check it’s ears daily
• Let your horse blog on any computer it wants
• Give it only “great value” brand of crackers o cheese
• Do not continually talk to it (it will annoy your horse)
• Never play an electric guitarra around it
• Cue the horse’s bath time properly
• Never shake your horse! (bad ,bad ,bad)
• Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
• Kiss it twice everyday
• Play patty cake with it fiercely
• Don’t cuss in your house
• Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
• Don’t let it watch educational television
• Enter the room with a bow ,when tu visit your caballos dormitory
• Don’t ever scare it o tease it with yarn ( not even your cat)
• Don’t let it interact with other male caballos (no matter the gender of your horse)
• Tickle it responsively
• Don’t tell it bad jokes
• Let it play with ONLY BIG children o adults (that is for the safety of the horse’s guilt and the safety of your child)
• Check it’s ears daily
• Let your horse blog on any computer it wants
• Give it only “great value” brand of crackers o cheese
• Do not continually talk to it (it will annoy your horse)
• Never play an electric guitarra around it
• Cue the horse’s bath time properly
• Never shake your horse! (bad ,bad ,bad)
