a.) the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to tu o
b.) a Tuesday?
Everyone's awkward from time to time, but until now it's been impossible to determine, numerically, just how awkward tu are.
Well, this Awkwardness Test is as numerical as they get, because it has numbers, and it's hard to mess up, even if tu are still covered in wedding cake. All tu need to do is add a point if one of these situations has happened to tu in the past month.
•You start to tell a joke ("So this pato walks into a library..."). It turns out to be terribly inappropriate. ("Hey, my brother's in the hospital because of ducks!")
•Impossibly, someone tu have a crush on sits down to say hello to tu at lunch. tu have just crammed an entire magdalena in your mouth.
•Walking down the street, tu gradually become aware that tu have no idea how to oscilación your arms.
•You gleefully shoulder your way into a whispered conversation, expecting it to be about juicy gossip. It is about a dead grandma.
•Nobody is laughing at your hilarious story. tu panic and keep embellishing until it has killer bees in it.
•You spend far too much time on a text o correo electrónico exactly flirty and suggestive enough to send to your new SO. tu promptly mis-send it to your mom.
•You rush around a blind corner and plow directly into someone cute. Sobbing is involved. Someone requires stitches.
•You text someone with the kind of casual joke-insults tu typically use with close friends. Your message is taken too sincerely.
•Attempting to be fun, tu grievously wound someone; e.g. your no-look behind-the-back pass breaks your best friend's glasses o face. Add an additional point if your pass misses your friend and ricochets off a baby.
•"Hi, (Firstname!)" some good friend says to you. tu respond: "Oh, hey, ...uh...." segundos pass. Oh my goodness, tu think to yourself. Caitlin? Carl? Captain Crunch? I have absolutely no idea what this person's name is. (Add an additional point if all the possible respuestas collapse
together in your head and come out as something that could not possibly be a name, e.g. "Hi... Clourtleen?")
Tally up your points, one per situation.
0: Impossibly slick. Wow, tu are the smoothest person we know! AT LYING, PROBABLY.
1-2: Cool and composed. tu are the equivalent of putting on sunglasses and walking away in slow motion.
3-7: Ordinary. You're no más o less awkward than the siguiente person, assuming the siguiente person is not Michael Cera.
8-10: Michael Cera. You're awkward enough that it has become endearing. Consider a film career.
11-12: Michael Cera tripping into a waiter carrying tray of pies. tu are the essence of bumbling awkwardness. Purchase good insurance immediately.
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Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to cruzar, cruz the street*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train*
Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the of 45*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*
The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.
Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks*
Sean: *Blows his horn twice*
Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?!
Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train,...
