cabina for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken
Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 año old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
“GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the pera into the side of this contenedor de basura, basurero in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this pera we bought at “Manny’s Beachside store” back and forth. Then, we see this flash of pink. It’s so fast it looks like a wedding flor o something…pink. “Hey! Boys!” I hear Ella’s voice. Her voice is kind of scratchy, but silky in a weird way. I look up, just as Zack has the pear. Bad mistake. He uses his girlfriend as an advantage and kicks hard into the dumpster. “OH YEAH!” He yells, so loud I think I heard mice screaming. “Look who’s losing NOW!” I look at him like he’s an idiot. “Still you, Zack.” Then he looks at the Sharpie I had written on my hand, it dicho Zack-1111...Laken-11111111111111 I added another tally to Zack’s. “Good job though buddy!”
Ella rolled her eyes and looked Zack straight in the eye. “Ok, everybody is at the cabin.” Zack snickered and raised his hand. “Well, well, except us!” She groaned and pinched his nose and held it while she spoke, “And, Naomi called me like 5 minutos hace saying that she found something on Ty’s phone.” She looked at me like she was expecting something. I didn’t know anything. He wasn’t cheating on Naomi. He was doing illegal drugs (as far as I knew). “Kinsley was in a car accident.” she said. I looked at her like ‘so what?’. She looked at me and snapped back, “She’s almost in a coma.” She let go of her hold on Zack’s nose. He breathed in the air and put his two hands together, like a praying motion. “Thank the lord!” He dicho and laughed at me. “And, what am I supposed to do about it?” I asked her. “Well, for starters tu can throw the stupid pera out and come with ME!” She dicho and pointed her eyes at the pear. I looked at her and whimpered, then I picked it up protectively. “Not…my…baby!” I fake cried. She slapped me in the face. “Shut up, tu KNOW Tori’s your baby.” I looked at her and shrugged. “I’m sure, she won’t mind…if I invite a friend!!!” I dicho and winked at the pear. “We will never be separated, NEVER!” Then, being the evil witch she is, she took the pera out of my hands and threw it in the dumpster. “Oops! My hand slipped, then thought, maybe it would be a good idea if we started heading home!” She cracked a ferocious smile at me and then went serious again. “It is you’re best friend.”
That’s when I couldn’t help it, but my little brain thought it would be bocadillo, butty to say,
“And it is your cockpit!”
I just earned another slap. Thanks brain!!!
Thanks SOOOOO much for reading! I hope u enjoyed this chapter of cabina for the Summer! I know it was kinda, messed up, BTW, Laken is based on my real life boyfriend, and he is kinda messed up. But I amor him. Oh, and Tori is based on mwah!!! TTYL!!
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken
Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 año old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
“GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the pera into the side of this contenedor de basura, basurero in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this pera we bought at “Manny’s Beachside store” back and forth. Then, we see this flash of pink. It’s so fast it looks like a wedding flor o something…pink. “Hey! Boys!” I hear Ella’s voice. Her voice is kind of scratchy, but silky in a weird way. I look up, just as Zack has the pear. Bad mistake. He uses his girlfriend as an advantage and kicks hard into the dumpster. “OH YEAH!” He yells, so loud I think I heard mice screaming. “Look who’s losing NOW!” I look at him like he’s an idiot. “Still you, Zack.” Then he looks at the Sharpie I had written on my hand, it dicho Zack-1111...Laken-11111111111111 I added another tally to Zack’s. “Good job though buddy!”
Ella rolled her eyes and looked Zack straight in the eye. “Ok, everybody is at the cabin.” Zack snickered and raised his hand. “Well, well, except us!” She groaned and pinched his nose and held it while she spoke, “And, Naomi called me like 5 minutos hace saying that she found something on Ty’s phone.” She looked at me like she was expecting something. I didn’t know anything. He wasn’t cheating on Naomi. He was doing illegal drugs (as far as I knew). “Kinsley was in a car accident.” she said. I looked at her like ‘so what?’. She looked at me and snapped back, “She’s almost in a coma.” She let go of her hold on Zack’s nose. He breathed in the air and put his two hands together, like a praying motion. “Thank the lord!” He dicho and laughed at me. “And, what am I supposed to do about it?” I asked her. “Well, for starters tu can throw the stupid pera out and come with ME!” She dicho and pointed her eyes at the pear. I looked at her and whimpered, then I picked it up protectively. “Not…my…baby!” I fake cried. She slapped me in the face. “Shut up, tu KNOW Tori’s your baby.” I looked at her and shrugged. “I’m sure, she won’t mind…if I invite a friend!!!” I dicho and winked at the pear. “We will never be separated, NEVER!” Then, being the evil witch she is, she took the pera out of my hands and threw it in the dumpster. “Oops! My hand slipped, then thought, maybe it would be a good idea if we started heading home!” She cracked a ferocious smile at me and then went serious again. “It is you’re best friend.”
That’s when I couldn’t help it, but my little brain thought it would be bocadillo, butty to say,
“And it is your cockpit!”
I just earned another slap. Thanks brain!!!
Thanks SOOOOO much for reading! I hope u enjoyed this chapter of cabina for the Summer! I know it was kinda, messed up, BTW, Laken is based on my real life boyfriend, and he is kinda messed up. But I amor him. Oh, and Tori is based on mwah!!! TTYL!!
(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving amor in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in tu and the things tu doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted salmón (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed arroz in a arroz bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the arroz won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed arroz on your hand and put your favorito! filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled salmón on the rice. Push the filling into the arroz lightly. Hold the arroz between your palms. Form the arroz into a round, a triangle, o a cylinder por pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the arroz ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. envolver, abrigo the arroz ball with a strip of nori o sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly por americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: tu got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I amor it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if tu call right now we will also send tu a what ever tu call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 más dollers shiping and handleing! tu GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever tu call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever tu call it have tu credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: tu got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I amor it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if tu call right now we will also send tu a what ever tu call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 más dollers shiping and handleing! tu GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever tu call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever tu call it have tu credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL día BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST estrella IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all tu have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! gir EVERYONE LOVES tu THE MOST tu HAVE THE MOST fan GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST estrella ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST estrella ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some cine i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some anime movies,titanic
Here is some música i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some libros i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some cine i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some anime movies,titanic
Here is some música i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some libros i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to lista all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound tu get when tu scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, tu know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when tu just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. pescado fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound tu get when tu scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, tu know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when tu just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. pescado fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No tu are a robot times 1000000.
User: No tu are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and tu are a robot.
User: User: tu robot.User: tu robot.User: tu robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. tu are the robot here.
User: User: tu robot.User: tu robot.User: tu robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... tu computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So tu admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
lol yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No tu are a robot times 1000000.
User: No tu are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and tu are a robot.
User: User: tu robot.User: tu robot.User: tu robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. tu are the robot here.
User: User: tu robot.User: tu robot.User: tu robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... tu computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So tu admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
lol yes fail I know