1. ángel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying o you'll get some action faster than a pit toro on a t-bone.
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all tu want even if she is the kind who will out chug tu in cerveza and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names tu never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.
5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get tu in trouble.
6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" o "Carnation Instant Bitch".
7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.
8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if tu want to lose her.
9. bola de masa hervida - is one of those tricky cute names to call your girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will think you're making a comentario about their weight.
10. frutas Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the más tu call her this, the más she'll take it that tu think she's mentally unstable.
11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with this, they will not be able to get enough of this.
12. Goobers - do tu really want to go there?
13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.
14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe fits wear it.
15. cordero Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when tu think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while you're at it.
16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.
17. amor Lumps - if tu don't want hot sopa poured all over your lap then don't use this one.
18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name for a girlfriend although tu could be unconsciously calling her a Cold Frosty.
19. Monkey Butt - if tu know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.
20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions like a Valentine's día cena o her birthday. If tu use this tu know you'll be getting some later.
There tu have it, a parte superior, arriba 20 lista of cute names to call your girlfriend. Read it and weep. o read it and laugh. o at least read it and take it to heart. Using a cute name for your girlfriend can be dangerous territory for a guy. A bad name can send her off crying o it can send her into interrogation mode.
A good cute name however, can send your girlfriend (and you) to the Promised Land. Use this lista wisely and please no wagering.
Source:
link]http://www.meaningofnames.biz/cute-names-girlfriend.htm[/url][/url]
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all tu want even if she is the kind who will out chug tu in cerveza and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names tu never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.
5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get tu in trouble.
6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" o "Carnation Instant Bitch".
7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.
8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if tu want to lose her.
9. bola de masa hervida - is one of those tricky cute names to call your girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will think you're making a comentario about their weight.
10. frutas Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the más tu call her this, the más she'll take it that tu think she's mentally unstable.
11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with this, they will not be able to get enough of this.
12. Goobers - do tu really want to go there?
13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.
14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe fits wear it.
15. cordero Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when tu think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while you're at it.
16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.
17. amor Lumps - if tu don't want hot sopa poured all over your lap then don't use this one.
18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name for a girlfriend although tu could be unconsciously calling her a Cold Frosty.
19. Monkey Butt - if tu know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.
20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions like a Valentine's día cena o her birthday. If tu use this tu know you'll be getting some later.
There tu have it, a parte superior, arriba 20 lista of cute names to call your girlfriend. Read it and weep. o read it and laugh. o at least read it and take it to heart. Using a cute name for your girlfriend can be dangerous territory for a guy. A bad name can send her off crying o it can send her into interrogation mode.
A good cute name however, can send your girlfriend (and you) to the Promised Land. Use this lista wisely and please no wagering.
Source:
link]http://www.meaningofnames.biz/cute-names-girlfriend.htm[/url][/url]
DEMENTED POEMS
rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostrar me your tits
rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And tu amor it up the shitter
rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
rosas are shit
Violets are crap
mostrar me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And golondrina it down
rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostrar me your tits
rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And tu amor it up the shitter
rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
rosas are shit
Violets are crap
mostrar me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And golondrina it down
rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while hace and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask tu somethingand i want tu to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how tu feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want tu to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi o Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask tu somethingand i want tu to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how tu feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want tu to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi o Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.