It's on my Profile: "To Cupid: True amor coms from your heart, Not your butt :) So change your shooting area!(Make sure tu don't kill the target XD)" After the "True loves comes from your corazón and not your Butt" part is all mine, I heard the "True loves comes from your corazón and not your Butt" part on "The WIzards of Waverly Place", A Character named "Harper"(If that's how tu spell it) dicho "True loves comes from your corazón and not your Butt" and then I came up with the rest XD
This actually happened to me once. (note, I'm a mormon. It's a from of christianity. Look it up, dont judge me) kay so some kid and i were talking bout religion and this is what followed: Dude: How many husbands do tu have? Me: None, I'm 14 Dude: Are tu guys allowed to drink milk? Me: Yes, mormons are allowed to drink milk. Dude: Are tu allowed to laugh? Me: tu must be stupid, i laugh más than anyone HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH see? dude: Are tu allowed to dance? Me: *stands up and does chicken dance* Dude: Kay, and now my last question; Do tu kill goats? Me (sarcastically): ONLY ON TUESDAYS, BITCH.
All of his preguntas were serious. It was hilarious