Tell me some yo mama jokes. I haven't laughed in a while...

Yo mama is so stupid that she forgot to abort you. 💗

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to registrarse an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to mover out of the way.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last navidad and it's still printing.

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama birthed you.

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Since you're a Pokemon fan tu will probably get these.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped in a pool her splash actually dealt DAMAGE.

Yo mama so fat she fell asleep and blocked route 12 !!!!

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Yo mama so wide the government had to install a wide load sign on her back and pay a pilot vehicle to follow her everywhere.

Yo mama might be a redneck if she's so fat the boys have to hide the brats from her during bonfire parties.

Ha, take that one, noobs!

yo mama so fat dora cant explore her

Yo mama SOOOOOO fat she crushed a Wailord
Yo mama SOOOOOO ugly she killed a killer with her ugliness
Yo mama SOOOOOO ugly she scared all her Pokemon away
Yo mama SOOOOOO dumb she thought she could eat a bus

Yo Mama so fat when she sat on Snorlax it said, "Get off me, bitch!" (From an old friend back in middle school)
Yo mama so old her first navidad WAS the first Christmas.
Yo mama so stupid she went to the nail comprar and asked for a Yellow Claw. (From the trio Yellow Claw)
Yo mama so fat she fell asleep and blocked a 10-lane highway. (They actually have those in Moskva.)
Yo mama so black she made Umbreon look white.
Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares!
Yo mama SOOOOOO white she made Shaemus look black.
Yo mama SOOOOOO stupid she thought an auto tuner was a car part. (Just thought of one on the fly.)


I'm actually telling myself these since I made the question.

Yo Mama is meme SOOOOOOOO boring

Your mother's so fat, her T-Shirt has más Xs than Taylor Swift.