What is the worst way to respond to 'I amor you'?

Either saying "thank you" o something along the lines of...

Canyounot.

I always say "I amor myself too" in response to other people that aren't my boyfriend o my family, and they always have that look on their face hahahahah.

I'm guessing something to do with rape o killing o torturing. That would be a horrible response.

And I amor (someone else`s name hear)

Not responding can be bad... I do that when I don't know them that well/don't believe them. xD

a slap!

lol once I had this boyfriend (he used to be my best guy friend befor that) who told me he loved me a lot but unfortunately I realized I didn't amor him back so I usually answered... *awkward silence*, "thanks", "okay", *this is just our first date, omg!" haha, it was pretty bad xD

Perhaps if tu start laughing hysterically.