how do tu face the insults?

Ignore them because I know none of what they say is true about me.

I don't face them; I ignore them.

I just ignore those assholes they have nothing better to do anyways. I used to let the insults get to me though...

What the other people say, or:

Mean girl: Your face looks retarded!
Me: Oh, no thanks.

Most of the time a broken finger keeps them in order.

Ignore them.

Slap 'em with my dick.
....In other words, just laugh in their face.

I often laugh them off! There is very little good humor can't fix. :D

It's más fun to kill the one who insulted you.

I might just giggle o ignore them.

I don't even know if I get insulted any more.

I used to get made fun of often, and I typically responded with my violently bad temper and/or sarcastic remarks.

But these days, if I get insulted, I just ignore it, if I even notice. I don't really care.

I simply ignore them because they always sound retarded as fuck.

Usually, I try a clever remark to counteract it. Although, if I can't think of a good one off the parte superior, arriba of my head, I usually just say something along the lines of, "And tu care because?" o "Nice observation!" (said snidely) and turn the other way. All in all, though, I usually ignore them. Except when I'm called weird. I AM weird. You're just too normal! XP

Here are some comebacks that I've come up with:
If someone calls tu fat:
"And you're ugly. I can diet."
"Correction: I'm overweight. Fat is a substance found under the first layer of skin. Last time I checked, I'm human, not fat." (for tu nerds out there)
"I'd rather be fat than rude like you."
If someone calls tu ugly:
"I'm my own kind of beautiful."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If tu don't think I'm pretty, cry me a river, build me a bridge, and GET OVER IT."
"At least I have my manners. Unlike some people." (looking bully up and down and walking off)
If someone calls tu stupid/slow:
"At least my reaction time's quicker." (bully doesn't know what you're talking about and/or laughs, tu poke his/her cheek quickly and walk away)
"And this bothers tu because?" (if they say because it means they're better than tu o something, scoff and continue ignoring them)
If someone says you're not cool:
"Well, cool is the same as cold. If I'm not cold, then I'm hot. I am hot. Thank tu for embracing it." (wink and walk away)
"If being 'cool' means being rude and disrespectful like you, then I'm happy the way I am, thank you."
(if it's because tu don't have many friends) "I'd rather have a few loyal friends than to be friends with people even remotely like you."
(For glasses-wearers) If someone calls tu four-eyes:
"How ORIGINAL. tu get that off of Rugrats?"
"No, I have two eyes. My glasses just help them see. No, really. Look it up."
If someone insults your family:
"You know nothing about me o my family. And if they're lucky, they'll never have the pleasure of meeting you."
"Oh, that's right. I forgot you've been living with my family for (your age) years, so tu must know them much better than I. My apologies." (said snidely)
If someone calls tu gay/homosexual:
"Takes one to know one."
(if they're the same sex as you) "Why do tu want to know? Is that a proposition?"
(if tu are homosexual) "Yes I am. Thank tu for embracing it."
Works for pretty much any insult:
"Hey, stay away from me. I'm an asshole-phobic." (or allergic to assholes)
"Don't tu have anything better to do with your día than be an asshole to people tu don't even know?"
"I have my taste/opinion, tu have yours. Let's just agree to disagree, because I'm not wasting my time and energy with you."
"I could say I hate your guts, but I actually don't hate you. I'm indifferent because I'm not wasting my time with someone whom I don't give a damn."
"I'm not scared of you. I just don't give a damn."

with a smile on my face.
i can fight my own battles, and i am an expert at being a smartass when it comes to bully's and such