A man has dado tu a lamp then makes tu talk to it.What would tu say?

I'll say ok lamp it just between u and me now tell me who sent u here

Boys and girls of every age,
Wouldn't tu like to see something strange?
Come with us and tu will see,
This our town of Halloween!

I'd try to make myself flicker in morse code somehow @.@

My fellow lamp...Why so still?

I'd tell it a bunch of silly jokes.
like, what did the man say when the araña crawled under the keyboard?