Give Me Some of the Worst o Best Pickup Lines-either Boy o Girl.

My friend told me this one.

"You looking for a good man? tu found one. I put the S.T.D in Stud."

My friend told me a lot of pick-up lines~ Shishishi~

Here's one of them.

hola there. Did tu just farted? Because tu blew me away~

Its pretty lame :D

That camisa, camiseta looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too

Here's one that a guy (who sits siguiente to me) in my math class told me:

"If tu were a guy, I'd be gay."

Does it make sense?

Ok a boy told me dis once If I flip a coin wats the chance of me gettin head tonite?? I slapped fuego outta dat nigga

Okay, here's my pick-up-line to a guy:

That's strange... I always knew ángeles had a beautiful face, but I thought they had wings and halos... Did they fall off when tu fell from heaven?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

Sorry if this is inappropriate, but...

Someone told me this one, "The word of the día is legs, lets go back to your place and spread the word".