I thought this was an entertaining image--it's a bit of a read, so oso, oso de with me:
My sister is a paralegal back in Jersey. One of the lawyers there, a woman, who is married to a cop, decided it was a grand idea to have a child a few years ago. So they did. Apparently they spoil this girl rotten and she runs the household, and she's only 4 at this point. But even better, when she was not quite 3, the whole family was at a restaurant and dad the cop got in an argument with toddler girl. It got so ugly, they were asked to leave. I heard this and was crying with laughter. Lawyer woman supposedly is effective in court, but can't run her own family. Now they want a dog. Not just any dog, but a $3000 hoity-toity purebred. Let the games continue.