Worst consejos you've ever gotten?

Kill the spider. Then leave the body as a warning to the other spiders

The worst huh...oh I know! "If u don't know the pregunta just guess, u will probably get it right!" *loud buzzer* WRONG!!!!!
got a F on that test!!!!! DX

go kiss him then be done with it =_=

"You pull the right rein to go left, and the left rein to go right!" Gee, thanks, little brother of my friend.

I don't normally ask for advice. lol

"If I were you, I would not talk in the class during the lesson."

"Use a condom" -_-'

taking my cousin cell phne!

Asking for consejos and them replying
im not so good a consejos may I interest tu in a sarcastic reply?

"Liking a cartoon character isn't wrong unless tu have imagined their dick."

my friends little sister's stuffed animal was stuck in a árbol and i dicho to her, "you stand guard so nobody steals it, i'll go get a ladder." my friend zoned out for a moment and said, "no, just bring it." she forgot it was stuck in a tree. LOL

"Don't try to say :no .... no one will like tu then "